Showing posts with label Dennis Quaid. Show all posts
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Saturday, November 9, 2024

Frozen

The Day After Tomorrow
Director: Roland Emmerich
Cast: Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum, Ian Holm, Sela Ward
Released: May 28, 2004
Viewed in theaters: May 31, 2004


So an amusing little tidbit before I begin my review: while I was taking notes for this movie, I could not, for the life of me, remember anyone's name so I would refer to them as "DQ" or "Jake" or "Emmy" or "Sela" until I figured out their character's name. I did figure out Dennis Quaid's characters's name was Jack and Jake Gyllenhaal's character's name was Sam within the first half hour, but it took me a long time before I figured out Emmy Rossum's character's name was Laura and I'm still not sure what Sela Ward's character's name is...Helen, maybe? I'll have to double check that. Also, it wasn't till the last half hour of the movie that I figured out Sam's nerd friend's name was Brian, and not Charlie, which is what I referred to him as for some reason while I was taking notes. It just cracks me me up that I couldn't remember anyone's name. 

This movie, about severe climate change that causes a new Ice Age across the globe, has a few different storylines going on at once as certain doom (and a blanket of snow) covers the Earth. We have three members of the Hall family, two of which we are mostly following. There is Jack Hall (Dennis Quaid), the paleoclimatologist, who predicts the Ice Age and is the one to brief the POTUS about what they need to do. His high school-age son, Sam (Jake Gyllenhaal) is in Manhattan (I think the Hall family lives in D.C, but I wasn't 100% sure about that) with some fellow classmates to compete in an academic decathlon. Then there's Dr. Lucy Hall (Sela Ward - yeah, I don't know where I got Helen!), Jack's wife, or maybe she's his ex-wife. I wasn't really sure. There's this scene that made me think that they might be exes, but it's never brought up. I mean, it honestly really doesn't matter. We have a snowstorm to worry about! We also follow a British scientist and two of his colleagues, but they will die respectfully towards the middle of the movie. Oh, and we see a few scenes with astronauts on the ISS, but they're just there so they can send photos back to NASA and we, the audience, can see the entire planet just covered in snow and ice.

Let's start with Jack's storyline first since he's the one to warn about the upcoming doom. The movie begins in Antarctica with Jack and two of his colleagues (and I had a hell of a time remembering their names so I would refer to them as "younger guy" and "older guy", but now I know that Frank is the older guy and Jason is the younger guy) drilling in the snow and ice. I don't know what they're doing, but while they're drilling, the ice cracks and a huge chasms appears. In a really ridiculous scene, Jack jumps from one side to the other to retrieve some tubes which I'm assuming hold very important information, but so important to risk your life? Of course, the chasm is growing even wider, so he will have to jump a wider distance with all these metal tubes in his arms. What a dumbass. He should have died right here. Of course, since Dennis Quaid is first billed in the movie, I knew he wouldn't. I had seen this movie before, but not for a very long time and couldn't remember if he died at the end of the movie. I knew they wouldn't kill his son, it would definitely be the father sacrificing his life if anyone had to die. But five minutes into the movie? Yeah, he's not dying here. Even though he can't use his arms for momentum, he manages to jump over this wide, gaping hole that not even a gold medal-wining long jumper could leap over. Settle in, gang! You're in for a Roland Emmerich disaster movie! Now, they do make it "suspenseful" because after he lands on the other side, he immediately falls, but he's able to use his ice pic to hang on and have his friends pull him back up. There's no way that thing would have held him. He should be dead....he actually should have fallen because there's no way he could have made that jump in the first place. 

Next, we see him presenting at a UN conference on global warming in New Delhi and tells them "what we have found locked in these ice cores is evidence of a cataclysmic climate shift which occurred around 10,000 years ago. The concentration of these natural greenhouse gases in the ice cores indicates that runaway warming pushed the planet into an ice age which lasted two centuries." I promise that will be the nerdiest sentence that I quote from this film! He goes on to say that global warming can trigger a cooling trend and that the northern hemisphere gets its temperate climate from the North Atlantic Current and they could see another Ice Age. When asked when he thinks this could happen, he replies, "Maybe in a hundred years, maybe in a thousand." Something tells me it could happen a lot sooner than he thinks! He says if they don't act soon, their children and grandchild will have to pay the price. The Vice President, who is clearly supposed to be based on Dick Cheney, tells him this will cost the world's economy "hundreds of billions of dollars" and who will pay for that and Jack reports that "the cost of doing nothing could even be higher" and the VP says the economy is just as important as the environment (but you know he was thinking it was more important, lol). 

Outside, we see that it is snowing, which is a bit unusual for New Delhi. Could it be foreshadowing? A man introduces himself as Terry Rapson (Ian Holm) and asks Jack if he could talk to him about his theory on "abrupt climate shift." Jack knows him from the Hedland Climate Research Center in Scotland (not a real thing; I know cuz I Googled it!) and says he read his work on ocean currents. That must have been a riveting read! 

Terry has his own (much smaller) storyline with his two colleagues. Some of his storyline correlates with Jack because he's keeping him up to date on their findings. For instance, the temperature has dropped 13 degrees not far off the eastern coast of the U.S. Rapson calls Jack to tell him his theory is coming to fruition (much sooner than he thought!). 

So the scene where I thought Jack was divorced from his wife is when Lucy calls Jack to tell him she wants him to pick up Sam (their son) and take him to the airport since he's competing with the Scholastic Decathlon Team in New York. Jack is in an apartment when he answers the call and why would he need to pick up Sam if he lived at home? Again, it really doesn't matter, but just found it interesting. There also seems to be a strained relationship between Jack and his son. We find out that Jack travels a lot for his job (hell, we just saw he was in Antarctica and India in the first ten minutes of this movie!), so I'm guessing he's not always around when his son needs him and perhaps Sam resents him for that.

So now things are starting to look grim around the world, or at least in Tokyo and L.A. In the Japanese capital, huge chunks of hail are falling and in L.A., a bunch of scary tornadoes are forming. I admit that I laughed when the Hollywood sign is wiped out in five seconds by one. Two people in a helicopter are reporting about/filming the tornadoes. Are they really that stupid? Why would you be in a helicopter when there are five or six huge tornadoes going on at once? 

L.A. has been completely destroyed. The news anchor announces that the FAA has ordered all planes to land, though it was too late for two planes that crashed in the Midwest due to turbulence. I know this isn't terrorism, but this feels a little too close to 9/11, especially since this movie came out only three years later.

At a meeting with important figures, we find out "The Canadians are reporting tremendous circulation moving down from the Arctic" and "Australia saw the strongest typhoon ever recorded." Everyone's wondering what could cause all this and Jack tells them how he thinks the current has changed. At this, everyone starts murmuring. He says that because of melting polar ice, a lot of fresh water has been dumped into the ocean, which is bad, but things are going to get worse and they're "on the verge of a major climate shift." Again, more murmuring from the crowd. All the murmuring in this scene cracks me up! Every time he says something dramatic, everyone just starts murmuring! 

Jack is told by the President...or maybe it was the Vice President, I don't remember, that he has forty-eight hours to come up with a presentation to prove his theory. Is this referring to the movie's title? The day after tomorrow is 48 hours.  

After some quick research with some help, Jack tells the VP that they're looking at a 6-8 week time frame and they need to start thinking about a large scale evacuation especially in the northern states and that if they "don't act now, it's going to be too late." 

Jack has managed to reconnect with his wife/ex-wife and they are both upset because they can't reach their son, but Sam will eventually call home from a payphone and Jack is going to get him. Keep in mind it's snowing everywhere and the entire northern hemisphere is covered in snow and ice. 

But before he can go fetch his son, he needs to brief the President. He tells the leader of the free world and his cabinet that the "superstorm will last seven to ten days" and when it's over, "ice and snow will cover the entire Northern Hemisphere. Well those Southern Hemisphere residents sure are lucky! He says they need to head south as soon as possible. When he said that, I was thinking he meant the Southern Hemisphere, but no, he means Mexico...which is in the Northern Hemisphere. I guess it's only the northern Northern Hemisphere that's gonna get really bad? Jack draws a line right through a map of the U.S. that's hanging on the wall and tells them they need to evacuate everyone south of it and that it's too late for the people north of it. Of course I had to pause the movie to see if I had a chance, and nope, Omaha was above the line so I would be f***ed! But New York is even more north than Omaha, so good luck to Jack trying to rescue his son! I went back to read my review of Deep Impact to see if I would survive the asteroid and I do, so at least I'm not dead in both of these scenarios! 

When it's time for Jack to go get his son, Frank and Jason join him. One of them has a compass to tell them where they are. And it's one of those old fashioned ones that I certainly wouldn't be able to use. I mean, it's still an electronic one. It's not one that has a magnetic needled that points to N, E, S, W. It's NOT that archaic! No Google Maps in 2004! I guess it's a good thing they have a compass because everything looks the same outside since everything is blanketed in snow. They're around Philly when their truck crashes in a snow bank. I know they have 4WD, but how are they driving in all this snow? Guess they'll have to walk the rest of the way! Good thing Jack brought snowshoes! According to Google Maps (which they didn't have!), it takes one day to walk from Philly to New York. (Not sure why anyone would want to walk between those two cities!) 

There's so much snow, that at one point we see the three men walking across the roof of a shopping mall. They are all clipped together on a rope with Jack leading the way and Frank (the oldest) bringing up the rear with all their equipment in a bulky duffel bag behind him. Because of all the weight, the glass roof starts to crack and Frank and the luggage go down. Jack manages to stop himself or Jason from falling by using his trusted ice pick to stop them from sliding as well. He calls out to ask Frank if he's okay and the older guy replies that he "dropped in to do a little shopping." I'm so happy he can makes jokes at a time like this. He cuts the rope so the excess weight of the large pack drops, but unfortunately the ice is still cracking as Jack and Jason make their way to help Frank up. Frank can see the glass cracking and knows the weight isn't going to support him. At the last minute, and I mean, the very last, he cuts the rope and falls to his death. Before he does that, Jack yells at him to stop because he can get him out. Uh, dude, no you can't. There's no way. That glass was cracking all over. He's lucky that he and Jason didn't also fall to their deaths.

They move on without their older colleague and without their equipment. (But, yet, they still have their tent, so I guess all their stuff wasn't in that huge duffel.) The weather is getting worse, but hilariously, neither of their faces are fully covered. Jack's attempt at covering his face is at least better because he has goggles and is wearing something over his mouth and nose, but the other guy is just wearing goggles. Nothing to cover any other part of his face. He would get frost bite in five seconds! Uh, I'm pretty sure in a situation like this, you would want your whole face completely covered. The elements have gotten so bad that they seek shelter in the kitchen of a fast food restaurant where they turn on the stove to get a fire going. Everything else is covered in ice and snow. At this point, they're forty miles away from Manhattan and Jack is a-rarin' to go! 

In a tent they set up outside with the wind blowing (and that tent must have amazing insulation because I don't see a fire or anything that would keep them warm and dry and they've also shed their coats), Jason asks Jack what he thinks is going to happen to civilization and Jack replies, "Mankind survived the last Ice Age. We're certainly capable of surviving this one." Well, that's uplifting. 

So they do eventually make it to Manhattan, but before I reveal if they rescue his son and his friends, let's now talk about Sam's storyline. Like I mentioned earlier, he's in New York to compete in an academic decathlon. The other members on his team are Brian (who I kept referring to as either "nerd kid" or, for whatever reason, "Charlie" - I seriously thought that was his name until the very end!) and Laura (Emmy Rossum), who he has a crush on and she's the only reason he joined the team even though he's super smart and I'm sure he would have been recruited to join anyway. 

When they arrive, they see thousands of birds flying (probably south!); the animals seem to know something is up. At the zoo, we see many of them are in distress and the wolves are howling. Yep, total foreshadowing. Even if you've never seen this movie, you probably at least know about the wolves! 

While they're competing in the competition, the mass destruction is going on in L.A. and later we see them watching it all as it unfolds on TV.  A storm's a-brewin' in Manhattan and Sam calls his dad to tell him the school is finding them a place to stay. Jack tells him he wants his home now and Sam assures him he'll be on the next train tomorrow. Yeah, don't think that's happening! 

One of the members they were competing against is a rich kid named J.D. (who I called "rich kid" because I didn't figure out his name until the end) who also has a crush on Laura. But don't worry, he realizes Sam likes her and tells him to tell her how he feels. Really unnecessary drama. He has invited Sam, Laura, and Brian to stay at his place. 

Even though the worst storm on record is happening outside, the kids go to the Natural History Museum. Makes perfect sense. 

Lower Manhattan is starting to flood and we see the timber wolves have escaped. Ruh-row! Earlier, J.D. had told the others he had to drive to Philadelphia to pick up his brother from boarding school and offered to give them a ride, but now, as they're walking through nearly waist deep water, Laura says there's no way they can drive anywhere and they should go back to the apartment. Yeah, no sh*t, Laura! Sam insists they go to the library because they need to get higher. At first I was confused by this, because J.D. lives in the penthouse of his apartment, but now I realize that the library must have been more of a higher elevation than the kid's apartment. Maybe? IDK, but that's what I'm going with. 

As they start trudging their way through the water to get to the library, Laura sees a woman with her baby stuck in a taxi. A cop is telling her what to do, but she doesn't understand him because she speaks French. Luckily, Laura does too so she goes over to communicate with the woman and hep her out. On the way there, she slips and cuts her leg on something under the water. Sidenote: I bet this movie helped prepare Emmy Rossum for Poseidon! 

We see the sea level is so high now that waves are crashing up over the Statue of Liberty and the water is covering nearly everything but her extended arm holding the torch. They can ruin the Hollywood sign, but don't you dare touch Lady Liberty! 

Now there's a literal wall of water coming for everybody. I mentioned earlier that this movie coming out only three years after 9/11 still felt raw, but also keep in mind that it came out months before the terrible 2004 tsunami. This depressing movie just reminded me of how depressing our world is.  

After the woman is rescued and they're nearly towards the library steps, she says she left her bag and passport in the car, so Laura volunteers to get them for her. I really don't think they need to worry about something so trivial at this moment, but to be honest, if I were in an apocalyptic situation and left my purse or phone somewhere, I'd probably panic and want to get them back! I guess Laura didn't see or hear the huge wall of water gushing right for her as she's retrieving the items from the taxi. Sam does and grabs her right before they can be swallowed by the water. Many people head into the library as the water crashes through the windows and they head for a higher elevation. 

The library is packed with people and cell service doesn't seem to be working (what a surprise!) so Sam asks an employee (I love how people seem to still be working there even though there's total chaos going on outside; she's literally at her desk when he goes up to her) if there are any pay phones on the upper floor. She tells them there are some on the mezzanine, but they're underwater. 

When Laura asks where he's going, he tells her, "older payphones draw their power directly from the telephone line." I'd be like..."okay, and...?" The two of them go down to the payphone (remember, this is 2004!) where the water is waist deep, but the phone is working. He gets through to his dad and Jack tells him to forget what he said about trying to get home. He warns him the storm is going to turn into "a massive blizzard" and not to go outside and to burn whatever he can to stay warm and to "try to wait it out" and that he will come for him. When he says that, his wife/ex-wife (who's there with him) gives him an "are you crazy?" look. Sam asks his mom if she can call his friends' parents to tell them that they're okay (at least for now!).

We get this absolutely ludicrous scene of a huge ship passing right by them outside. Would a ship really be able to get through the streets of New York? Because I seriously have my doubts. Underwater we see it stop when a bunch of submerged cars and busses halts its movement. Keep this ship in mind because it will come back later (well, duh, otherwise, what would be the point of it?). 

One of the many people who are inside the library is a homeless man (although I'm sure he's not the only homeless person who's seeking shelter there) with a dog. When he takes the dog outside to do his business (I thought Jack said that if anybody goes outside they would freeze to death...or maybe he meant that would happen later....there's a lot of information to digest in this movie), the dog starts barking and the guy sees many people walking. He runs back inside to inform everyone that he sees hundred of people outside. Everyone looks out the windows and assume they're getting out of the city "before it's too late." Okay, but where are they gonna go? Manhattan was way above that line Jack drew on the map. A police officer asks when was the last time anybody got a signal on their phone and someone tells him she got through to her cousin in Memphis an hour ago and they're being evacuated. The officer says they should move out too and that "the water is frozen over enough to walk on." Sam doesn't think this is such a good idea and announces this to everyone, saying when he talked to his dad, they should stay inside. Nobody gives a hoot what his climatologist dad said! They start heading out because they want to get a head start before the storm gets worse. I bet they're all gonna die because they didn't listen to the smart kid with the dad who's a climatologist and knows everything about storms. Just a prediction! 

At this moment, we get news reports saying that Mexican officials "closed the border" because "so many U.S. refugees are fleeing south in the wake of the approaching storm." I see what you're doing there, movie. Eventually, Mexico will allow Americans to cross because "the president was able to negotiate a deal to forgive all Latin American debt in exchange for opening the border." When we see the refuge camp in Mexico, it's snowing. The VP gets word that that President's motorcade was caught in the storm and they didn't make it. Well, no sh*t. Who can drive in this weather? So now Dick Cheney-lite is the President. (Are you surprised that I couldn't tell you the name of the President of VP in this movie?)

Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, we see a bunch of helicopters from the Royal Air Force go down as they're flying through a terrible blizzard. I'm pretty sure they are picking up the Royal Family to bring them to safety. Looks like they're all screwed now. Poor Queen Elizabeth; dying eighteen years before the Good Lord was supposed to take her. At least at this point neither William or Harry have children (and aren't married) so at least those young lives are spared (although they were pretty young in '04!). What happens if the entire Royal Family is wiped out? Does the monarchy just go away? To be fair, they never explicitly say that the Royal Family didn't make it and even if some members did die, I doubt everyone died because plenty of people were rescued.

One of the pilots is still alive when they crashed, but when he opens the doors, he instantly freezes....okay. We later learn that "they crashed because the fuel in their lines froze" as it was -150 F. Ahh, that sound terrible and there's no way it could get that cold. That sounds like hell which is ironic because hell is hot!


 Okay, back to New York. Only a handful of people have stayed at the library with Sam and his friends, including the homeless guy and his dog, thank God. I swear, if anything happens to that dog...  Sam starts gathering books to burn. The librarian he had asked where the phones are is still there too and she is aghast that he's burning books, but Sam tells her they need to or they will freeze to death. Yeah, I think this is the only time when it's acceptable to burn books. Their only source of food are snacks from a vending machine. (I've never seen a vending machine in a library, but I know the NY Public Library is huge, so it's possible it has them.)

There's a funny moment when Brian and two other random people are gathering books to burn and the two others are auguring over whether they can burn a book by Friedrich Nietzsche, but Brian tells them there's a "whole section on tax law that [they] can burn."

Earlier, Brian had found an old radio that he was able to fix and he hears snippets on the radio and informs everyone that the storm is in the entire Northern Hemisphere and that "Europe is buried under 15 feet of snow." Meanwhile, the people in the Southern Hemisphere are sitting pretty! Laura's cut on her leg is also starting to give her problems and nobody knows about it except for a girl she told. Sam is concerned about Laura because it looks like she has a fever. They start chatting and he admits that he likes her and they start kissing. I guess when the apocalypse is upon you, who cares if you start making out with someone who is flushed and sweaty and appears to have a fever? 

The next morning, Laura has gotten worse. The girl (if you think I had a hard enough time remembering main characters' names, I sure as hell didn't learn the ancillary characters' names!) tells the others Laura said she had a cut on her leg and they see the nasty gash and it looks severely infected. The librarian looks up her symptoms in a medical book and says she needs penicillin before it gets worse. Remember that huge ship right outside the library? I told you it would come into play because Sam decides he's going to check it out to see if there's any medicine on it and Brian and J.D. join him. They are able to find penicillin and find a mess hall where they start gathering food. Well, those four wolves who have escaped from the zoo have also come to roam the ship. This storyline is so stupid and it reminds me of season 2 of 24 with Kim Bauer and the cougar. All y'all 24 viewers know what I'm talking about! One of the wolves bites J.D.'s leg (good thing they have that penicillin!) but they manage to escape. I really thought J.D. was going to die by sacrificing himself so the other two could escape, but nope. 

Now it's starting to get so cold that we see a waving American flag just freeze midwave. Sam and Brian are running to the library, dragging J.D. along. The floor behind them is starting to ice over and they manage to get in the room where the others are and slam the door shut and from the outside we see the door ice over. They throw more books in the fire, trying to stay as warm as possible.

Okay, now let's go back to Jack and see if he's able to rescue his son. He and Jason have reached New York and the snow is so high, it's covering the pedestal the Statue of Liberty stands on. They realize the library is almost completely covered in snow, but they're able to get in through a window that's only partially covered. They see the dim glow of a fire from under closed double doors. He opens the door to see the fire has died down and everyone seems to be passed out on the couches, but they're just sleeping. I really thought they were all unconscious. Father and son hug and it's a sweet moment, aww. Now everyone just has to wait for a chopper to rescue them and there are many helicopters arriving because many people in New York have been bunkering down. Oh, yeah, remember those people that were originally in the library, then left to start walking who knows where? Yeah, they're all dead. But at least none of our main characters are dead! Except for the POTUS, but he really wasn't much of a character anyway. Most importantly of all, the dog is still alive! That was the only character I was concerned about! 

Oh, wait, I probably shouldn't tell you that all the main characters survived because that's not true. I totally forgot about Dr. Terry Rapson and his two colleagues in Scotland. They know the clock is up on them and with a bottle of twelve-year-old Scotch, they propose a toast to "England, mankind, and Manchester United." It's really sad because one of the guys has a young child and says he wishes he could see him grow up. The generator dies and you know they soon will too. 

Oh, crap, I totally forgot Frank died. Sorry, Frank. How soon we forget. 

I haven't forgot about Jack's wife/ex-wife (okay, maybe I did a little), Dr. Lucy Hall. She has a young cancer patient named Peter (who seems to be her only patient). Everyone (patients, nurses, doctors) have left. Peter needs an ambulance so she waits with him, wondering if one will come. So I guess no other patient in this hospital needed an ambulance? But don't worry; everything works out and they both make it to Mexico and she is able to reunite with her son and husband/ex-husband. 

One of the last scenes we see are the astronauts starting to see land as it was once completely covered by the storm, so everything is going to be okay. 

AND THANK GOD THE DOG SURVIVED! THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS! 

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Seeing Double

The Parent Trap (1961)
Director: David Swift
Cast: Hayley Mills, Maureen O'Hara, Brian Keith, Joanna Barnes
Released: June 21, 1961

Oscar nominations:

Best Sound (lost to West Side Story)
Best Film Editing (lost to West Side Story)



The Parent Trap (1998)
Director: Nancy Meyers
Cast: Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson, Elaine Hendrix
Released: July 29, 1998


I am doing a double movie review feature which is perfect because these movies feature twins! Ah, yes, The Parent Trap. Everyone knows this movie. It's a classic. If you really think about it, it's a bit of a f***ed up movie. A couple meets, falls in loves, gets married, has twin girls, then gets divorced soon after. That's actually all normal, but it's the fact that each parent takes a twin and live on opposite sides of the country (or, in the remake's case, different continents) and neither girl has no idea that the other one even exists! Also, I'm pretty sure that's not how custody works. I don't think the parents can just choose which child they want to keep as their own! 

The '98 movie follows the original pretty closely with only a few updated changes. So much so that both movies are pretty much the same length. Hayley Mills plays Sharon McKendrick and Susan Evers and Lindsay Lohan plays Annie James and Hallie Parker. Now I know that Hayley Mills was a popular child/teen actress of the early '60s, but to me, she'll always be Miss Bliss from Saved By the Bell! This was Lindsay Lohan's first movie and before she became a tabloid favorite, she was a pretty cute little eleven year old and it's impressive that her first movie was playing two characters who both have very different personalities and mannerisms. They could have easily cast the Olsen twins (who are the same age as Lohan), but I like that the movie cast only one actress as the original did. I felt like it would be cheating if they had cast real twins! I had always just assumed they named one of the Lohan twins "Hallie" as a homage to Hayley Mills (Hayley, Hallie, they sound close enough), but reading through the IMDb trivia section, I found out that the Lohan twins were named after the director's daughters.
  
Besides the names, the ages are also different. The Mills twins are thirteen and the Lohan twins are eleven. Both movies start with the girls going to the same summer camp. (Seriously, what are the odds of that; especially when they don't even live in the same town and the camp isn't even in the same area where they live?) I guess when they were making movies in the '60s, they didn't know how to build suspense because the very first moment Susan and Sharon are in the same room, they see each other. This happens the first night at camp when they're in line for dinner at the mess hall and both reach for something and see each other and give each other a look of surprise. At least in the remake, they milk it a bit before the twins discover each other. Like the original, there's a scene where they're both reaching for something while in line for dinner, but they don't see each other because the camp counselor is between them. They finally see each other for the first time after they've had a fencing duel and take off their masks and also gasp in surprise at their similarities. For some reason, both sets of twins take an immediate disliking to each other (with one twin insulting the other's looks...um, hello, you look exactly the same!) and a prank war ensues. This results with the girls being sent to the Isolation Cabin. This is when they start to learn peculiar things about each other. One girl grew up with her father and never knew her mother (Susan and Hallie) and the other girl grew up with her mother and never knew her father (Sharon and Annie). They also find out they have the same birthday and will be turning the same age! And they look exactly alike! What are the odds of that?

The twin who grew up with the mother realizes that something is up and has a realization that they just may be related. (Duh, no kidding!) In the original, Susan tells Sharon she's seen a photo of her mom and Sharon shows her a huge framed photo of her mom (seriously, who would bring something like that to a camp?) to which Susan asks what she's doing with a picture of HER mother and Sharon says that it's HER mother. In the remake, both girls have a torn photo, ripped down the middle of the parent they didn't grow up with. They reveal the photos and realize it makes a whole and the other girl recognizes the parent they did grow up with. "That's my mum!" "That's my dad!"

It's the idea of the twin who grew up with her father for them to switch places when they leave camp, so that way, their parents (who have never gotten remarried to other people), will have to unswitch them and will therefore meet and fall in love again. To do this, they cut the the hair of the twin with the longer locks and in the remake, they pierce the ears of the twin who doesn't have pierced ears. They also tell each other about their lives at home and the people in their everyday lives, like Sharon's/Annie's grandfather and butler and Susan's maid/Hallie's nanny.

In both movies, the twin of the father is from Carmel, California, but in the original, the twin of the mother lives in Boston while in the remake, they make her from London. Actually, while watching the original, I was a little surprised when I found out she was from Boston because she sounded more British than Bostonian; she certainly didn't sound like the people from movies and TV who are from Boston! Then I realized the "other" twin also sounded a little British and realized Hayley Mills just didn't quite get rid of her British accent as she's British in real life.

So Susan travels to Boston as "Sharon" where she meets her mother, Maggie McKendrick (Maureen O'Hara) and Hallie travels to London as "Annie" where she meets her mother, Elizabeth James (Natasha Richardson). I love that the twins are blonde and have a redheaded mother in the original and in the remake the twins are redheads and have a blonde mother. While riding in the car to her mother's home, Hallie is looking out the window and gawking at all the famous London sites. Girl, compose yourself! Remember, you're a native! The mothers in both movies are very beautiful, proper, and refined and the twins who finally get to meet her are just so enamored with her. Elizabeth is a famous wedding gown designer and takes her daughter to a photo shoot. I don't think they ever tell us what Maggie does.

Sharon travels to California as "Susan" where she meets her dad, Mitch Evers (Brian Keith) and
Annie travels to California as "Hallie" where she meets her dad, Nick Parker (Dennis Quaid). It was a little creepy in the original because when Susan was describing her dad to Sharon, she used words like "dreamy" and "sensational". Okay, let's calm down, it sounds like you have a crush on your dad! (Eww!) Luckily, they don't go that route in the remake. (I should hope not!) The fathers in both movies are rich, handsome, rugged-outdoors men and the twins who finally get to meet him are just so enamored with him. But not to the point of creepiness. The only girl who has a crush on her father in these movies is Susan! Like the mothers in both movies, both of the fathers live in large, gorgeous houses, so it's not like neither sets of twins were destitute. Both sets were living pretty great lives, but they just want to make their lives even better! Who can blame them? In both movies, Sharon and Annie, posing as the other twin, are confronted by Susan's and Hallie's confused dog who barks at them.

Unfortunately there is a little hiccup in Operation: Get Parents Back Together when Sharon/Annie discovers their father has a girlfriend - a MUCH younger girlfriend, who he plans to marry. Mitch is planning to marry Vicky (Joanna Barnes) and Nick is planning to marry Meredith (Elaine Hendrix). Joanna Barnes plays the mother of Meredith in the remake, so that's pretty cool. There's a funny moment in the remake where Nick is about to tell "Hallie" he's going to marry Meredith, but Annie interrupts him and says how she's so excited to have a big sister since he's obviously going to adopt her. Who would adopt a twenty-six year old? It's so ridiculous, but funny.

Sharon and Annie call their sisters to reveal the bad news. Susan gets a telegram from Western Union delivered from Sharon that says "Alexander Graham 3 AM important" and her mother and grandparents can't crack the code. Please. It's so obvious that she's suppose to call her "friend" (who she says it's from) at three in the morning.

Both sets of twins get caught before they reveal who they really are. Susan and Hallie get caught by Sharon's and Annie's grandfather (I guess technically, he is their grandfather too) after they've gotten off the phone with the other twin. He makes her tell the truth to his daughter. Susan is a total brat when she reveals who she really is to her mother and grandmother because she's whining how Sharon is back in California "riding my horse and having a keen time while I'm stuck here with these lousy music lessons and I hate them." Sharon is caught by the Evers's maid, Verbena, and Annie is discovered by Hallie's nanny, Chessy, when both women become suspicious of the dog acting different towards the girls and their change of appetites.

By now the only person who doesn't know they've switched places is their father. Susan/Hallie and their mothers fly to California to switch places and hopefully stop their dad's marriage to a floozy and rekindle a romance between their parents. In both movies they do the old joke where the dad sees one twin, then, a minute later, sees the other twin and he's confused as to how she just popped up again so soon and she's wearing different clothes. There's a totally cringe-worthy moment in the original where Maggie takes a shower at the house while Mitch is out on his horse and when he comes back, there's a bra hanging on the shower door and he thinks it belongs to his thirteen-year-old daughter (which it obviously doesn't). Again, luckily, they take this out of the remake. When Mitch/Nick sees their ex-wife, they are shocked. So shocked, in fact, they fall into a lake/pool. In the original, when Mitch and Maggie are reunited, they start fighting and SCREAMING at each other. Now I can see why they got divorced! They're a lot more civil to each other in the remake. This is when the twins show up and explain to their father they've switched places this whole time. Both sets of twins guilt trip their parents into saying how they've grown up this whole time without a mother/father and beg their father not to marry Vicky/Meredith.


The twins set up a date for their parents that matches the very first date they ever had. This is when the Mills twins sing "Let's Get Together". The Lohan twins don't serenade their parents, but there is a scene earlier in the movie when one of those twins is humming it. However, the romantic dates don't quite work because the mother plans to fly back home with her daughter (the right twin this time). The twins play a trick on their parents by dressing exactly the same and not revealing who is who, therefore confusing their parents. They tell them they both want to go on the camping trip their dad has planned with the whole family. After they return, they will tell them who is who. Plans change and Vicky/Meredith end up going on the camping trip instead of Maggie/Elizabeth. This gives Susan and Sharon and Hallie and Annie the perfect opportunity to terrorize their almost stepmother-to-be. The remake keeps most of the same pranks as the original such as the girls putting a little lizard on the gold digger's water bottle, telling her to clap two sticks together to keep the mountain lions away, and putting water and sugar in her bug spray. The final, biggest prank is the one that's different. In the remake, they drag Meredith out from her tent on her inflatable bed while she's sleeping and float her out on the lake. I'm surprised she didn't roll into the water. She doesn't fall into the lake until the next morning when she wakes up and is standing up and screaming. Well, of course, you're going to fall into the water if you stand up on an inflatable bed! While I would have been pretty furious if someone did that to me, I would have much rather have that prank played on me than the one Susan and Sharon play on Vicky. These girls pretty much try to have this woman murdered when they put honey on her toes and leave a trail of it so when she wakes up, two bear cubs are licking at her feet. Understandably, she starts screaming and freaking out as any normal person would in that situation. Some guy (I guess the ranch hand) says, "Those are itty bitty bears! They wouldn't hurt a fly!" like it's no big deal. WHAT?!? Sure, those bear cubs may not do any damage, but Mama Bear ain't gonna be too happy! They must not have known about bear safety in the '60s, maybe? They seemed pretty laid back about two bear cubs visiting their camp. Even if they hadn't enticed the bears with honey, they still would have had them as visitors what with all the food they just left out on the tables! Susan and Sharon are just lying in their sleeping bags and I really wanted to smack them. I did not like them after that incident. Don't get me wrong: Annie and Hallie are plenty bratty to Meredith, but they never put her in a dangerous situation where she would have been mauled by a bear! Good God, movie! In the original, Vicky is furious and just leaves and in the remake Meredith is also furious and gives Nick an ultimate: them or her. Of course, he's going to choose his own children over a woman he's only known for a couple of months.

Of course, in both movies, both sets of parents realize they're still in love with each other and reunite. These are Disney movies, after all, of course they're going to have happy endings! I'm not sure where they ended up living, though. I found the original to be more realistic from the fact that the parents really seemed to hate each other so it's easy to see why they got divorced! They were just screaming and snipping at each other quite a bit! I'm not quite sure what was going on there. The parents in the remake seemed to like each other a lot more, but it is revealed they got married pretty quickly so maybe they thought that was a bad idea and that's why they got divorced? I do like the remake better because it came out when I was alive, for one thing, so I am more familiar with it. The original was still good, but there were a few parts that seemed to drag on. There are also a few questionable things in the original that I already mentioned and I did find those sets of twins to be more bratty than the twins in the remake. But Hayley Mills is much more iconic than Lindsay Lohan!



Thursday, June 14, 2012

Loose Feet

Footloose (1984)
Director: Herbert Ross
Cast: Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer, John Lithgow, Chris Penn, Sarah Jessica Parker
Released: February 17, 1984

Oscar nominations:
Best Song - "Footloose"
Best Song - "Let's Hear it For the Boy" (lost to "I Just Called to Say I Love You" from The Woman in Red)


Footloose (2011)
Director: Craig Brewer
Cast: Kenny Wormald, Julianne Hough, Dennis Quaid, Andie MacDonnell
Released: October 14, 2011


The last time I reviewed two movies where one was a remake of another was The Karate Kid. Now the remake of that movie wasn't a total clone of the original; it just had a similar story. The characters didn't have the same names, the remake took place in another country, there were a few changes to update it, etc. Now with the update of Footloose, while they have made it more current (characters listen to iPods instead of tape decks; the clothes aren't badly dated, etc.), the movie is pretty much an exact clone of the original. Same names, same scenes, same lines. It's almost an exact clone...almost. There are a few differences. One of the biggest is that they don't have Ariel (Singer and Hough) in the remake doing that stunt where she has one foot in her friend's car and another in her boyfriend's car while both cars are driving next to each other. They probably didn't have that scene because kids are dumb and would have probably tried to emulate it. Instead, in the 2011 movie, they showed Ariel as a badass when she rides in her boyfriend's race car. Ooh, you're a rebel, Ariel!

That said, even though they're both playing the same character, I found 2011 Ariel to be a lot more tolerable than 1984 Ariel. She is rebellious in both movies because her father (Lithgow and Quaid) is a preacher, so she doesn't want to seem like a goody two-shoes, and also, her brother died in a car accident, which is one of the reasons there's no dancing in her hometown of Beaumont. In the remake, we're immediately introduced to her brother when he and three friends are driving home from a party. They're singing "Footloose" (and really, what teen in 2011 would even know that song?) and aren't paying attention when an oncoming truck crashes into them. In the original, we don't hear about his accident until the middle of the movie and for awhile I was wondering if it was something new they had added to the remake. (I saw the remake before the original, but I had seen the original about twelve years ago).

Even though Ariel is a pain in the ass, Hough plays her much more likable while Singer is just irritating. She befriends the new kid in town, Ren (Bacon and Wormald) who is shocked to find out that dancing is outlawed in this town. The only difference between the character in the two movies is that 1984 Ren listens to a Walkman and 2011 Ren listens to an iPod. Oh, and it's established that 2011 Ren is a gymnast whereas 1984 Ren just can randomly do flips. The "anger vent dance" he does in both movies is one of the stupidest scenes I have ever seen in my entire life. Besides, everyone knows the best dance scene in a movie is from Center Stage where they ride motorcycles on the stage and dance to Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel!"

"Footloose" is not a great movie to begin with, but if you had to watch it, I would recommend skipping the original and watching the remake because the original makes the remake look like an Oscar winner.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Another time-travel movie without the traveling


Frequency
Director: Gregory Hoblit
Cast: Dennis Quaid, Jim Caviezel, Elizabeth Mitchell
Released: 4/28/00
Viewed in theaters: 4/28/00






Like Deja Vu, this movie also deals with going back in time and changing the course of history, but instead of the characters physically going back in time, they communicate via a ham radio. Quaid plays fireman Frank Sullivan in 1969 and Caviezel (who played the bad guy in Deja Vu) plays his policeman son John Sullivan thirty years in the future in 1999. Somehow they are able to talk to each other with the radio while it's '69 on one end and '99 on the other. Of course they're skeptical about who they're talking to at first as would be the case with anyone in this situation. I mean, I don't know which would be more freakier: receiving a phone call from some woman who's claiming to be your mother from 1979 (well, I wasn't even born yet, so I don't know how my mom in 1979 could call me if she didn't know I existed yet, but that's beside the point) or getting a call from someone who claims to be your kid thirty years in the future. Freaky!

John proves to his dad that he's in the future by telling him who wins the next game in the World Series and exactly how the team wins. See, I couldn't do that if I was chatting with someone from the past because I know nothing about baseball or any sport. Hell, I can't even remember who won the last Superbowl. I can't even tell you the two teams who played the last Superbowl! Instead, I would have to make people believe me by who won an Oscar that year ("Trust me, put your money on Marcia Gay Harden, not Kate Hudson," I'd tell them before the '01 Oscars) or who won that season of Survivor or America's Next Top Model.


One thing that didn't make any sense to me was when Frank burns his cigarette on the desk (in '69) and all of a sudden John sees it appear on his desk at the exact moment (in' 99). Okay, wouldn't the burn already have been there since it happened in '69? It wouldn't have just appeared like that in '99.

It had been awhile since I've seen this movie (definitely before Arrested Development aired) and the kid who played John's friend's son looked awfully familiar and I was thinking, That kid looks a lot like Michael Cera, until I realized it was Michael Cera!




Before he was George Michael Bluth

I remembered Elizabeth Mitchell of Lost fame (RIP Juliette) played the mother (and she's actually a couple years younger than Caviezel, heh), but I've become so used to seeing her as a blonde that I didn't remember she was a brunette in the movie.

My favorite scene is when John is talking to his best friend in the past on the radio and he tells him he's Santa Claus and to remember the word Yahoo. I wish I had someone from the future telling me which stock I should invest in!.