Showing posts with label disaster movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disaster movie. Show all posts

Saturday, November 9, 2024

Frozen

The Day After Tomorrow
Director: Roland Emmerich
Cast: Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum, Ian Holm, Sela Ward
Released: May 28, 2004
Viewed in theaters: May 31, 2004


So an amusing little tidbit before I begin my review: while I was taking notes for this movie, I could not, for the life of me, remember anyone's name so I would refer to them as "DQ" or "Jake" or "Emmy" or "Sela" until I figured out their character's name. I did figure out Dennis Quaid's characters's name was Jack and Jake Gyllenhaal's character's name was Sam within the first half hour, but it took me a long time before I figured out Emmy Rossum's character's name was Laura and I'm still not sure what Sela Ward's character's name is...Helen, maybe? I'll have to double check that. Also, it wasn't till the last half hour of the movie that I figured out Sam's nerd friend's name was Brian, and not Charlie, which is what I referred to him as for some reason while I was taking notes. It just cracks me me up that I couldn't remember anyone's name. 

This movie, about severe climate change that causes a new Ice Age across the globe, has a few different storylines going on at once as certain doom (and a blanket of snow) covers the Earth. We have three members of the Hall family, two of which we are mostly following. There is Jack Hall (Dennis Quaid), the paleoclimatologist, who predicts the Ice Age and is the one to brief the POTUS about what they need to do. His high school-age son, Sam (Jake Gyllenhaal) is in Manhattan (I think the Hall family lives in D.C, but I wasn't 100% sure about that) with some fellow classmates to compete in an academic decathlon. Then there's Dr. Lucy Hall (Sela Ward - yeah, I don't know where I got Helen!), Jack's wife, or maybe she's his ex-wife. I wasn't really sure. There's this scene that made me think that they might be exes, but it's never brought up. I mean, it honestly really doesn't matter. We have a snowstorm to worry about! We also follow a British scientist and two of his colleagues, but they will die respectfully towards the middle of the movie. Oh, and we see a few scenes with astronauts on the ISS, but they're just there so they can send photos back to NASA and we, the audience, can see the entire planet just covered in snow and ice.

Let's start with Jack's storyline first since he's the one to warn about the upcoming doom. The movie begins in Antarctica with Jack and two of his colleagues (and I had a hell of a time remembering their names so I would refer to them as "younger guy" and "older guy", but now I know that Frank is the older guy and Jason is the younger guy) drilling in the snow and ice. I don't know what they're doing, but while they're drilling, the ice cracks and a huge chasms appears. In a really ridiculous scene, Jack jumps from one side to the other to retrieve some tubes which I'm assuming hold very important information, but so important to risk your life? Of course, the chasm is growing even wider, so he will have to jump a wider distance with all these metal tubes in his arms. What a dumbass. He should have died right here. Of course, since Dennis Quaid is first billed in the movie, I knew he wouldn't. I had seen this movie before, but not for a very long time and couldn't remember if he died at the end of the movie. I knew they wouldn't kill his son, it would definitely be the father sacrificing his life if anyone had to die. But five minutes into the movie? Yeah, he's not dying here. Even though he can't use his arms for momentum, he manages to jump over this wide, gaping hole that not even a gold medal-wining long jumper could leap over. Settle in, gang! You're in for a Roland Emmerich disaster movie! Now, they do make it "suspenseful" because after he lands on the other side, he immediately falls, but he's able to use his ice pic to hang on and have his friends pull him back up. There's no way that thing would have held him. He should be dead....he actually should have fallen because there's no way he could have made that jump in the first place. 

Next, we see him presenting at a UN conference on global warming in New Delhi and tells them "what we have found locked in these ice cores is evidence of a cataclysmic climate shift which occurred around 10,000 years ago. The concentration of these natural greenhouse gases in the ice cores indicates that runaway warming pushed the planet into an ice age which lasted two centuries." I promise that will be the nerdiest sentence that I quote from this film! He goes on to say that global warming can trigger a cooling trend and that the northern hemisphere gets its temperate climate from the North Atlantic Current and they could see another Ice Age. When asked when he thinks this could happen, he replies, "Maybe in a hundred years, maybe in a thousand." Something tells me it could happen a lot sooner than he thinks! He says if they don't act soon, their children and grandchild will have to pay the price. The Vice President, who is clearly supposed to be based on Dick Cheney, tells him this will cost the world's economy "hundreds of billions of dollars" and who will pay for that and Jack reports that "the cost of doing nothing could even be higher" and the VP says the economy is just as important as the environment (but you know he was thinking it was more important, lol). 

Outside, we see that it is snowing, which is a bit unusual for New Delhi. Could it be foreshadowing? A man introduces himself as Terry Rapson (Ian Holm) and asks Jack if he could talk to him about his theory on "abrupt climate shift." Jack knows him from the Hedland Climate Research Center in Scotland (not a real thing; I know cuz I Googled it!) and says he read his work on ocean currents. That must have been a riveting read! 

Terry has his own (much smaller) storyline with his two colleagues. Some of his storyline correlates with Jack because he's keeping him up to date on their findings. For instance, the temperature has dropped 13 degrees not far off the eastern coast of the U.S. Rapson calls Jack to tell him his theory is coming to fruition (much sooner than he thought!). 

So the scene where I thought Jack was divorced from his wife is when Lucy calls Jack to tell him she wants him to pick up Sam (their son) and take him to the airport since he's competing with the Scholastic Decathlon Team in New York. Jack is in an apartment when he answers the call and why would he need to pick up Sam if he lived at home? Again, it really doesn't matter, but just found it interesting. There also seems to be a strained relationship between Jack and his son. We find out that Jack travels a lot for his job (hell, we just saw he was in Antarctica and India in the first ten minutes of this movie!), so I'm guessing he's not always around when his son needs him and perhaps Sam resents him for that.

So now things are starting to look grim around the world, or at least in Tokyo and L.A. In the Japanese capital, huge chunks of hail are falling and in L.A., a bunch of scary tornadoes are forming. I admit that I laughed when the Hollywood sign is wiped out in five seconds by one. Two people in a helicopter are reporting about/filming the tornadoes. Are they really that stupid? Why would you be in a helicopter when there are five or six huge tornadoes going on at once? 

L.A. has been completely destroyed. The news anchor announces that the FAA has ordered all planes to land, though it was too late for two planes that crashed in the Midwest due to turbulence. I know this isn't terrorism, but this feels a little too close to 9/11, especially since this movie came out only three years later.

At a meeting with important figures, we find out "The Canadians are reporting tremendous circulation moving down from the Arctic" and "Australia saw the strongest typhoon ever recorded." Everyone's wondering what could cause all this and Jack tells them how he thinks the current has changed. At this, everyone starts murmuring. He says that because of melting polar ice, a lot of fresh water has been dumped into the ocean, which is bad, but things are going to get worse and they're "on the verge of a major climate shift." Again, more murmuring from the crowd. All the murmuring in this scene cracks me up! Every time he says something dramatic, everyone just starts murmuring! 

Jack is told by the President...or maybe it was the Vice President, I don't remember, that he has forty-eight hours to come up with a presentation to prove his theory. Is this referring to the movie's title? The day after tomorrow is 48 hours.  

After some quick research with some help, Jack tells the VP that they're looking at a 6-8 week time frame and they need to start thinking about a large scale evacuation especially in the northern states and that if they "don't act now, it's going to be too late." 

Jack has managed to reconnect with his wife/ex-wife and they are both upset because they can't reach their son, but Sam will eventually call home from a payphone and Jack is going to get him. Keep in mind it's snowing everywhere and the entire northern hemisphere is covered in snow and ice. 

But before he can go fetch his son, he needs to brief the President. He tells the leader of the free world and his cabinet that the "superstorm will last seven to ten days" and when it's over, "ice and snow will cover the entire Northern Hemisphere. Well those Southern Hemisphere residents sure are lucky! He says they need to head south as soon as possible. When he said that, I was thinking he meant the Southern Hemisphere, but no, he means Mexico...which is in the Northern Hemisphere. I guess it's only the northern Northern Hemisphere that's gonna get really bad? Jack draws a line right through a map of the U.S. that's hanging on the wall and tells them they need to evacuate everyone south of it and that it's too late for the people north of it. Of course I had to pause the movie to see if I had a chance, and nope, Omaha was above the line so I would be f***ed! But New York is even more north than Omaha, so good luck to Jack trying to rescue his son! I went back to read my review of Deep Impact to see if I would survive the asteroid and I do, so at least I'm not dead in both of these scenarios! 

When it's time for Jack to go get his son, Frank and Jason join him. One of them has a compass to tell them where they are. And it's one of those old fashioned ones that I certainly wouldn't be able to use. I mean, it's still an electronic one. It's not one that has a magnetic needled that points to N, E, S, W. It's NOT that archaic! No Google Maps in 2004! I guess it's a good thing they have a compass because everything looks the same outside since everything is blanketed in snow. They're around Philly when their truck crashes in a snow bank. I know they have 4WD, but how are they driving in all this snow? Guess they'll have to walk the rest of the way! Good thing Jack brought snowshoes! According to Google Maps (which they didn't have!), it takes one day to walk from Philly to New York. (Not sure why anyone would want to walk between those two cities!) 

There's so much snow, that at one point we see the three men walking across the roof of a shopping mall. They are all clipped together on a rope with Jack leading the way and Frank (the oldest) bringing up the rear with all their equipment in a bulky duffel bag behind him. Because of all the weight, the glass roof starts to crack and Frank and the luggage go down. Jack manages to stop himself or Jason from falling by using his trusted ice pick to stop them from sliding as well. He calls out to ask Frank if he's okay and the older guy replies that he "dropped in to do a little shopping." I'm so happy he can makes jokes at a time like this. He cuts the rope so the excess weight of the large pack drops, but unfortunately the ice is still cracking as Jack and Jason make their way to help Frank up. Frank can see the glass cracking and knows the weight isn't going to support him. At the last minute, and I mean, the very last, he cuts the rope and falls to his death. Before he does that, Jack yells at him to stop because he can get him out. Uh, dude, no you can't. There's no way. That glass was cracking all over. He's lucky that he and Jason didn't also fall to their deaths.

They move on without their older colleague and without their equipment. (But, yet, they still have their tent, so I guess all their stuff wasn't in that huge duffel.) The weather is getting worse, but hilariously, neither of their faces are fully covered. Jack's attempt at covering his face is at least better because he has goggles and is wearing something over his mouth and nose, but the other guy is just wearing goggles. Nothing to cover any other part of his face. He would get frost bite in five seconds! Uh, I'm pretty sure in a situation like this, you would want your whole face completely covered. The elements have gotten so bad that they seek shelter in the kitchen of a fast food restaurant where they turn on the stove to get a fire going. Everything else is covered in ice and snow. At this point, they're forty miles away from Manhattan and Jack is a-rarin' to go! 

In a tent they set up outside with the wind blowing (and that tent must have amazing insulation because I don't see a fire or anything that would keep them warm and dry and they've also shed their coats), Jason asks Jack what he thinks is going to happen to civilization and Jack replies, "Mankind survived the last Ice Age. We're certainly capable of surviving this one." Well, that's uplifting. 

So they do eventually make it to Manhattan, but before I reveal if they rescue his son and his friends, let's now talk about Sam's storyline. Like I mentioned earlier, he's in New York to compete in an academic decathlon. The other members on his team are Brian (who I kept referring to as either "nerd kid" or, for whatever reason, "Charlie" - I seriously thought that was his name until the very end!) and Laura (Emmy Rossum), who he has a crush on and she's the only reason he joined the team even though he's super smart and I'm sure he would have been recruited to join anyway. 

When they arrive, they see thousands of birds flying (probably south!); the animals seem to know something is up. At the zoo, we see many of them are in distress and the wolves are howling. Yep, total foreshadowing. Even if you've never seen this movie, you probably at least know about the wolves! 

While they're competing in the competition, the mass destruction is going on in L.A. and later we see them watching it all as it unfolds on TV.  A storm's a-brewin' in Manhattan and Sam calls his dad to tell him the school is finding them a place to stay. Jack tells him he wants his home now and Sam assures him he'll be on the next train tomorrow. Yeah, don't think that's happening! 

One of the members they were competing against is a rich kid named J.D. (who I called "rich kid" because I didn't figure out his name until the end) who also has a crush on Laura. But don't worry, he realizes Sam likes her and tells him to tell her how he feels. Really unnecessary drama. He has invited Sam, Laura, and Brian to stay at his place. 

Even though the worst storm on record is happening outside, the kids go to the Natural History Museum. Makes perfect sense. 

Lower Manhattan is starting to flood and we see the timber wolves have escaped. Ruh-row! Earlier, J.D. had told the others he had to drive to Philadelphia to pick up his brother from boarding school and offered to give them a ride, but now, as they're walking through nearly waist deep water, Laura says there's no way they can drive anywhere and they should go back to the apartment. Yeah, no sh*t, Laura! Sam insists they go to the library because they need to get higher. At first I was confused by this, because J.D. lives in the penthouse of his apartment, but now I realize that the library must have been more of a higher elevation than the kid's apartment. Maybe? IDK, but that's what I'm going with. 

As they start trudging their way through the water to get to the library, Laura sees a woman with her baby stuck in a taxi. A cop is telling her what to do, but she doesn't understand him because she speaks French. Luckily, Laura does too so she goes over to communicate with the woman and hep her out. On the way there, she slips and cuts her leg on something under the water. Sidenote: I bet this movie helped prepare Emmy Rossum for Poseidon! 

We see the sea level is so high now that waves are crashing up over the Statue of Liberty and the water is covering nearly everything but her extended arm holding the torch. They can ruin the Hollywood sign, but don't you dare touch Lady Liberty! 

Now there's a literal wall of water coming for everybody. I mentioned earlier that this movie coming out only three years after 9/11 still felt raw, but also keep in mind that it came out months before the terrible 2004 tsunami. This depressing movie just reminded me of how depressing our world is.  

After the woman is rescued and they're nearly towards the library steps, she says she left her bag and passport in the car, so Laura volunteers to get them for her. I really don't think they need to worry about something so trivial at this moment, but to be honest, if I were in an apocalyptic situation and left my purse or phone somewhere, I'd probably panic and want to get them back! I guess Laura didn't see or hear the huge wall of water gushing right for her as she's retrieving the items from the taxi. Sam does and grabs her right before they can be swallowed by the water. Many people head into the library as the water crashes through the windows and they head for a higher elevation. 

The library is packed with people and cell service doesn't seem to be working (what a surprise!) so Sam asks an employee (I love how people seem to still be working there even though there's total chaos going on outside; she's literally at her desk when he goes up to her) if there are any pay phones on the upper floor. She tells them there are some on the mezzanine, but they're underwater. 

When Laura asks where he's going, he tells her, "older payphones draw their power directly from the telephone line." I'd be like..."okay, and...?" The two of them go down to the payphone (remember, this is 2004!) where the water is waist deep, but the phone is working. He gets through to his dad and Jack tells him to forget what he said about trying to get home. He warns him the storm is going to turn into "a massive blizzard" and not to go outside and to burn whatever he can to stay warm and to "try to wait it out" and that he will come for him. When he says that, his wife/ex-wife (who's there with him) gives him an "are you crazy?" look. Sam asks his mom if she can call his friends' parents to tell them that they're okay (at least for now!).

We get this absolutely ludicrous scene of a huge ship passing right by them outside. Would a ship really be able to get through the streets of New York? Because I seriously have my doubts. Underwater we see it stop when a bunch of submerged cars and busses halts its movement. Keep this ship in mind because it will come back later (well, duh, otherwise, what would be the point of it?). 

One of the many people who are inside the library is a homeless man (although I'm sure he's not the only homeless person who's seeking shelter there) with a dog. When he takes the dog outside to do his business (I thought Jack said that if anybody goes outside they would freeze to death...or maybe he meant that would happen later....there's a lot of information to digest in this movie), the dog starts barking and the guy sees many people walking. He runs back inside to inform everyone that he sees hundred of people outside. Everyone looks out the windows and assume they're getting out of the city "before it's too late." Okay, but where are they gonna go? Manhattan was way above that line Jack drew on the map. A police officer asks when was the last time anybody got a signal on their phone and someone tells him she got through to her cousin in Memphis an hour ago and they're being evacuated. The officer says they should move out too and that "the water is frozen over enough to walk on." Sam doesn't think this is such a good idea and announces this to everyone, saying when he talked to his dad, they should stay inside. Nobody gives a hoot what his climatologist dad said! They start heading out because they want to get a head start before the storm gets worse. I bet they're all gonna die because they didn't listen to the smart kid with the dad who's a climatologist and knows everything about storms. Just a prediction! 

At this moment, we get news reports saying that Mexican officials "closed the border" because "so many U.S. refugees are fleeing south in the wake of the approaching storm." I see what you're doing there, movie. Eventually, Mexico will allow Americans to cross because "the president was able to negotiate a deal to forgive all Latin American debt in exchange for opening the border." When we see the refuge camp in Mexico, it's snowing. The VP gets word that that President's motorcade was caught in the storm and they didn't make it. Well, no sh*t. Who can drive in this weather? So now Dick Cheney-lite is the President. (Are you surprised that I couldn't tell you the name of the President of VP in this movie?)

Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, we see a bunch of helicopters from the Royal Air Force go down as they're flying through a terrible blizzard. I'm pretty sure they are picking up the Royal Family to bring them to safety. Looks like they're all screwed now. Poor Queen Elizabeth; dying eighteen years before the Good Lord was supposed to take her. At least at this point neither William or Harry have children (and aren't married) so at least those young lives are spared (although they were pretty young in '04!). What happens if the entire Royal Family is wiped out? Does the monarchy just go away? To be fair, they never explicitly say that the Royal Family didn't make it and even if some members did die, I doubt everyone died because plenty of people were rescued.

One of the pilots is still alive when they crashed, but when he opens the doors, he instantly freezes....okay. We later learn that "they crashed because the fuel in their lines froze" as it was -150 F. Ahh, that sound terrible and there's no way it could get that cold. That sounds like hell which is ironic because hell is hot!


 Okay, back to New York. Only a handful of people have stayed at the library with Sam and his friends, including the homeless guy and his dog, thank God. I swear, if anything happens to that dog...  Sam starts gathering books to burn. The librarian he had asked where the phones are is still there too and she is aghast that he's burning books, but Sam tells her they need to or they will freeze to death. Yeah, I think this is the only time when it's acceptable to burn books. Their only source of food are snacks from a vending machine. (I've never seen a vending machine in a library, but I know the NY Public Library is huge, so it's possible it has them.)

There's a funny moment when Brian and two other random people are gathering books to burn and the two others are auguring over whether they can burn a book by Friedrich Nietzsche, but Brian tells them there's a "whole section on tax law that [they] can burn."

Earlier, Brian had found an old radio that he was able to fix and he hears snippets on the radio and informs everyone that the storm is in the entire Northern Hemisphere and that "Europe is buried under 15 feet of snow." Meanwhile, the people in the Southern Hemisphere are sitting pretty! Laura's cut on her leg is also starting to give her problems and nobody knows about it except for a girl she told. Sam is concerned about Laura because it looks like she has a fever. They start chatting and he admits that he likes her and they start kissing. I guess when the apocalypse is upon you, who cares if you start making out with someone who is flushed and sweaty and appears to have a fever? 

The next morning, Laura has gotten worse. The girl (if you think I had a hard enough time remembering main characters' names, I sure as hell didn't learn the ancillary characters' names!) tells the others Laura said she had a cut on her leg and they see the nasty gash and it looks severely infected. The librarian looks up her symptoms in a medical book and says she needs penicillin before it gets worse. Remember that huge ship right outside the library? I told you it would come into play because Sam decides he's going to check it out to see if there's any medicine on it and Brian and J.D. join him. They are able to find penicillin and find a mess hall where they start gathering food. Well, those four wolves who have escaped from the zoo have also come to roam the ship. This storyline is so stupid and it reminds me of season 2 of 24 with Kim Bauer and the cougar. All y'all 24 viewers know what I'm talking about! One of the wolves bites J.D.'s leg (good thing they have that penicillin!) but they manage to escape. I really thought J.D. was going to die by sacrificing himself so the other two could escape, but nope. 

Now it's starting to get so cold that we see a waving American flag just freeze midwave. Sam and Brian are running to the library, dragging J.D. along. The floor behind them is starting to ice over and they manage to get in the room where the others are and slam the door shut and from the outside we see the door ice over. They throw more books in the fire, trying to stay as warm as possible.

Okay, now let's go back to Jack and see if he's able to rescue his son. He and Jason have reached New York and the snow is so high, it's covering the pedestal the Statue of Liberty stands on. They realize the library is almost completely covered in snow, but they're able to get in through a window that's only partially covered. They see the dim glow of a fire from under closed double doors. He opens the door to see the fire has died down and everyone seems to be passed out on the couches, but they're just sleeping. I really thought they were all unconscious. Father and son hug and it's a sweet moment, aww. Now everyone just has to wait for a chopper to rescue them and there are many helicopters arriving because many people in New York have been bunkering down. Oh, yeah, remember those people that were originally in the library, then left to start walking who knows where? Yeah, they're all dead. But at least none of our main characters are dead! Except for the POTUS, but he really wasn't much of a character anyway. Most importantly of all, the dog is still alive! That was the only character I was concerned about! 

Oh, wait, I probably shouldn't tell you that all the main characters survived because that's not true. I totally forgot about Dr. Terry Rapson and his two colleagues in Scotland. They know the clock is up on them and with a bottle of twelve-year-old Scotch, they propose a toast to "England, mankind, and Manchester United." It's really sad because one of the guys has a young child and says he wishes he could see him grow up. The generator dies and you know they soon will too. 

Oh, crap, I totally forgot Frank died. Sorry, Frank. How soon we forget. 

I haven't forgot about Jack's wife/ex-wife (okay, maybe I did a little), Dr. Lucy Hall. She has a young cancer patient named Peter (who seems to be her only patient). Everyone (patients, nurses, doctors) have left. Peter needs an ambulance so she waits with him, wondering if one will come. So I guess no other patient in this hospital needed an ambulance? But don't worry; everything works out and they both make it to Mexico and she is able to reunite with her son and husband/ex-husband. 

One of the last scenes we see are the astronauts starting to see land as it was once completely covered by the storm, so everything is going to be okay. 

AND THANK GOD THE DOG SURVIVED! THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS! 

Saturday, October 1, 2016

It's the End of the World As We Know It

Armageddon
Director: Michael Bay
Cast: Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Billy Bob Thornton, Steve Buscemi, Jason Isaacs, Michael Clarke Duncan, Owen Wilson
Released: July 1, 1998

Oscar nominations:
Best Sound (lost to Saving Private Ryan)
Best Sound Effects Editing (lost to Saving Private Ryan)
Best Visual Effects (lost to What Dreams May Come)
Best Song - Dianne Warren for "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" (lost to Stephen Schwartz for "When You Believe" from The Prince of Egypt)



Deep Impact
Director: Mimi Leder
Cast: Tea Leoni, Morgan Freeman, Robert Duvall, Elijah Wood, Leelee Sobieski, Vanessa Redgrave, James Cromwell, Maximilian Schell
Released: May 8, 1998

Spoilers, obviously!

Remember in 1998 when two movies about asteroids hurtling towards Earth to destroy all mankind were released within months of each other? Those movies were Armageddon and Deep Impact and I'm going to review them both because it just makes sense to do them at the same time! I'm not going to make you wait with bated breath and I'll just come out and say it now: I don't really care for either one. If I had to recommend one, I'd probably say Deep Impact, but ONLY because it's half an hour shorter (but still long....Armageddon is TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG (but yet feels longer!)) and at least I didn't get sick watching Deep Impact as the cuts in Armageddon only last about a second. In fact, I read the IMDb trivia for that movie and they said the average cut lasted about 1.5 seconds! It was like, Cut to Bruce Willis! Now to Ben Affleck! Now to Liv Tyler! Now back to Willis! Oh, we need to see Tyler again! Oh, wait, don't forget Affleck! This was pretty much the entire movie (with the other actors throw in, too of course). I felt like this movie was made by someone with ADD! However, I would recommend this one over Deep Impact if someone was looking for something to watch with friends and just get drunk and made fun of something because this movie is absolutely ridiculous (another piece of trivia I learned via IMDb is that (and I hope this is true!) NASA shows this movie as part of their management training program and asks new managers to spot as many mistakes as they can and the most number spotted has been 168!) and has more funnier moments than Deep Impact (mostly unintentionally!), which is the more serious film. While I immensely disliked Armageddon, I don't think it's Michael Bay's worst movie, which is saying something! That's when you know I really hate other movies of his! 

The premise of Armageddon is that an asteroid, the size of Texas, is hurtling towards Earth and there is only eighteen days to stop it. (There's even an ominous countdown clock!) If it hits, all life on Earth, as we know it, will be wiped out. There's only one man for the job and his name is Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis). Is Harry the best NASA has ever seen? No, because his field of expertise isn't even in astronomy. He's an oil driller. Yep. You heard me. But he's just not any oil driller, he's the BEST deep-sea oil driller in the world! Six billion people on the planet and he was the one they called. NASA scientist Dan Truman (Billy Bob Thornton) wants to split the asteroid in two (so then we'll have two asteroids the size of Colorado?) and divert them away from Earth.

"Mr. Wizard". Heh!
Truman introduces Stamper to his team of eight astronauts who have been learning to drill for the past eight months in preparation for the mission. Stamper is not impressed with them or the "piss poor" production of his rig they put together. Jason Isaacs plays another NASA scientist who helped put the rig together and Stamper calls him "Mr. Wizard". Um, hello! He is a wizard! He's purebred wizard, Lucius Malfoy! That made me LOL when he said that. Stamper claims he's the best driller in the world (just because you say it over and over doesn't mean it's true!) because he WORKS with the best and he wants his own men up there with him. Haha, I read on the IMDb trivia that Ben Affleck told Michael Bay, "Wouldn't it be easier for NASA to train astronauts to drill rather than training drillers to be astronauts?" and Bay told him to shut up. But he's right! It makes so much more sense that way! If this is true (and I'm sure it is), I bet Bay put in that line where Stamper asks Truman, "All they gotta do is drill? No spacewalking? No crazy astronaut stuff?" after he had that conversation with Affleck just so the audience wouldn't be thinking the same thing he did cuz he knew they would!

So Stamper rounds up his rag tag team of oil drillers. Even though they're the best team of oil drillers a man could have, they're all pretty much a bunch of imbeciles and dopes. I honestly don't remember any of the characters' name and even when I looked them up online, they still didn't register with me, so I'll just call them by their actors' names. Steve Buscemi plays a horny guy; Michael Clark Duncan's character is a big, burly guy who looks intimidating, but deep down, he's really sensitive and just a big teddy bear; Owen Wilson plays a dim-witted rancher who's also a geologist. Will Patton plays a gambler who lost his wife (or girlfriend?) because of that and never got to have a relationship with his son. (Spoiler alert: he will at the end of the movie). And there's other characters played by not as famous people.

Also on Harry's team is AJ (Ben Affleck) who happens to be dating Harry's daughter, Grace (Liv Tyler) and this does not please Harry. Harry raised his daughter her whole life and she grew up on the oil rig with him and the other men that work for him. She calls her father by his first name and it's so blatant how they shove it down your throat because, literally, in every line Grace speaks to her father, she ends it with his name. Such as, "I've been seeing AJ for five months, HARRY." Or "What about having a life, HARRY." Or "Who is the hypocrite here, HARRY?" Or "You listen to me, HARRY!" It's like, we get it, Michael Bay, she doesn't call her father "Dad" and they don't have a close relationship. Her mother left when she was really young and she was raised by a bunch of "roughnecks". A couple of the guys even tell Harry, THEIR BOSS, about what a "hottie" and a "babe" Grace has grown into. Really, what kind of moron would you have to be to speak that way about your boss's daughter? So stupid. And what makes it even grosser is that the comment is made that they all helped raise her, so they're all, in a way, father figures to Grace. So, eww. (To be fair, it was only Buscemi, Wilson, and the fat guy commenting on how hot she is, but still...)

This movie has probably what is the worst scene ever in the history of cinema. It is so bad and cringe- worthy. If you've seen this movie, you know what I'm talking about, don't you. I just have two words for you: Animal. Crackers. OMG, that scene is SOOOOOOOO bad! SO, SO, SO BAD! As if that scene isn't bad enough, Grace then asks AJ, "Do you think it's possible somebody else is doing the same exact thing somewhere else right now?" No, Liv Tyler, I really doubt nobody else is playing with animal crackers on their significant other's body right now! Aurgh, that scene is so stupid!!

The men agree to destroy the asteroid because they can't say no to their boss who tells them they can't refuse the U.S. Government in asking for their help to save the planet. There is an amusing scene where Stamper reads a list of requests from his employees to Truman about what they want if they complete and accomplish their mission. This includes having speeding tickets wiped from their record, being able to stay at the White House, and never having to paying taxes again. I mean, who can blame them? If you were tasked with having to save the world, you would want something out of it too! I would certainly be expected to be owed big time!

They have about fifteen days to train to go into space. William Fichtner plays one of the people who is in charge of training them and when we get a shot of the crew walking in slow motion, he exclaims, "Talk about the wrong stuff!" which made me groan. This includes getting physical exams, getting psych evaluations, flying in fighter jets to get used to traveling at fast speeds, training to know what it's like to be in space. They keep the fact that a huge asteroid is about to strike Earth a secret because they don't want mass hysteria and panic to ensue, which I understand. But about six days before the mission, a chunk of the asteroid hits East Asia and kills 50,000 people in Shanghai with a huge tidal wave. Then Paris gets hits soon after and now the entire world knows what's going on and about the mission. There is an unsettling scene at the beginning of the movie when New York is hit and you see one of the World Trade Center buildings with a gaping hole through it...a little too real to life.

The men go up in space and there's lots of action and quick jump cuts. A few of them die. But then we get to the point where one of them has to sacrifice themselves and AJ draws the short end of the stick for that (literally). However, Harry tricks him and takes his place, telling him to take care of his daughter. By this time he has approved of Grace and AJ being together. This makes AJ upset. I can understand he doesn't want Harry sacrificing his life because he is his fiancee's father (oh, did I mention AJ asked Grace to marry him and she said yes?), but did he really want to sacrifice his own life when he had a fiancee waiting for him? Dumbass. And let's be honest, Grace would much rather have him come back than her father. Okay, maybe that's a little cold-hearted to say. There was a scene that got me a little teary-eyed when Harry is saying goodbye to his daughter who can see and talk to him via a screen at NASA headquarters.

Harry sacrifices himself to save humanity, so he really should have a planet named after him. In fact, they should have just renamed Earth "Stamper". I mean, the dude scarified himself to save not only the entire human race, but the entire ecosystem on earth. If anyone should not have to pay taxes for the rest of their lives, it's Grace...and AJ since he is getting married to her. The movie ends with their wedding. Cue the Aerosmith song...you know the one!


Armageddon was the bigger success at the box office between the two movies which isn't a surprise because it did have the bigger stars and had more of a budget so it was more glossier. The first hour of Deep Impact is really boring, but the second hour gets more interesting with its premise, although I don't think they executed it as well as they could have. I think Deep Impact would have been better as a mini series than a two hour movie. With this movie, you're getting four different perspectives from four different characters. The character we get the most focus on is an MSNBC journalist Jenny Lerner (Tea Leoni - yes, I know there's an accent over the "e" and her name is "Tay-a" and not "tea", but I don't know how to add on the accent!) This is a woman in her mid-30s who is acting like a petulant child because her parents (Vanessa Redgrave and Maximilian Schell) are divorced. To make matters worse, her father is getting married to a woman only two years older than Jenny herself. Jenny is investigating what she thinks is an affair the Secretary of Treasury (James Cromwell) is having with a woman when he suddenly resigns. But after doing some research, she realizes she mistook what she heard as a woman's name, "Ellie" for "E.L.E." which stands for "Extinction Level Event." Morgan Freeman plays the President and he is way more presidential than the President in Armageddon. After Jenny finds out there's an asteroid (and this one is only the size of NYC, so it has nothing on the Armageddon asteroid! Cuz Bay does it bigger and better!), the President tells the American public that it is projected to hit the earth within a year and that he has assembled a team of astronauts (this time the are fully prepared astronauts and not just oil drillers!) to stop the comet. Even though it is significantly smaller than the asteroid in Armageddon, it is still big enough to cause extinction. For the past eight months, the United States and Russia have been building the largest spaceship ever constructed. It's called the Messiah and is being built in orbit around the Earth. Robert Duvall plays the veteran astronaut in charge of the crew, Captain Tanner. His crew also includes Jon Favreau and Blair Underwood. This movie has a lot of "Hey, it's that guy!" moments. (Or, "Hey, it's that woman!") Other people of note in this movie are Kurtwood Smith (the dad from That '70s Show), Laura Innes (Dr. Weaver from ER), Dougray Scott, Mike O'Malley (Kurt's dad from Glee), and Richard Schiff (Toby Ziegler from The West Wing).

Also in this movie are Elijah Wood and Leelee Sobieski who play a high school couple named Leo and Sarah. Their story never links with any of the other characters in this movie which is really weird because you would think all the stories would link together. I know Jenny and the President meet and Captain Tanner and the President meet, but I can't remember if Jenny and Tanner are ever in a scene together. But the high schoolers and their families are never in any scenes with the other main characters of the movie. So their role is that they discovered the asteroid. This happens two years before it actually hits. They're with their astronomy professor and he is looking up something on his computer and discovers the asteroid, but as he's going to tell someone, he gets hit by a truck and his car explodes in a fiery ball. We then get text on the screen that reads "One year later".  I guess even though he died, the U.S. government knew about it since they were already preparing for the mission to divert the comet. Since Leo and his teacher discovered it, they name the asteroid after them. Like would you really want a killing machine named after you? While watching this, I couldn't help noticing that Elijah Wood will play the exact same character again later in the same year in The Faculty. He discovers the asteroid (well, with help) in this movie and he's the one to discover the aliens in that movie and both are from outer space and he gets on the cover of a news magazine in both films. The only difference is he's the main character in that movie and he's more ancillary in this.

Okay, let's get to the part when it starts to get interesting. The first hour is just setting everything up and meeting the characters, and, like I said, it's boring. But I started to pay more attention again when President Morgan Freeman came on TV and announced that while they were able to detonate the asteroid with the Messiah, it did not succeed in destroying it and instead it has broken into two pieces: one is six miles wide, and the other about a mile and both are still heading towards Earth. He tells the American audience that while they've been "hoping and working for the best", they've also been "preparing for the worst." Working with the Russians, they have another plan to divert the two large comets away from Earth. However, their plan can only happen when they are only hours from striking the planet. But in case that fails too and the asteroids do hit, he tells his audience that they have been preparing in case they need to repopulate the Earth again and that an underground bunker has been being built in the limestone caves of Missouri. There is a network of caves that will allow one million people to live there for two years (the time it will take for the sky to clear of dust). Not only will there be people, but also seeds, plants and animals, "enough to start over". A computer will randomly select 800,000 Americans to join the 200,000 scientists, doctors, engineers, teachers, soldiers, artists that have already been selected. (I guess they already had their ow lottery - but, wait! What if you were a doctor and weren't one of the 200,000 selected, but would you be able to go if you were one of the 800,000 "normal" people selected? Do the non-selected scientists, doctors, engineers, teachers, soldiers, and artists get a second chance when they draw for the general public or was that their only chance? I'm so confused!) Basically what President Morgan Freeman is telling the American audience is, "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'!" I guess if you were getting this bad news delivered to you, you'd want it to be from the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jenny delivers the details of the lottery on the news. The biggest kicker is that nobody over the age of 50 will be selected (the exception being if they are one of the 200,000 pre-selected who have knowledge in a certain field). While she says this, they show her mother watching the news and I felt so bad for her. (She later kills herself, good job stupid lottery people who make these stupid rules). I can understand if they wouldn't allow anyone over 80, even over 70, but I still feel like people in their 50s and 60s are not THAT old. And if there's going to be an age limit, why stop at 50? You only have 800,000 spots for the entire country which was what back in '98? 250 million people? Why have anyone over the age of 30? Why don't they just have the age range be 12-30? That way you don't have to worry about baby-sitting annoying little kids and people are still young enough they can repopulate the world. Seriously, if they're not going to let people over 50, they might as well do it that way! Maybe I'm over thinking this way too much. I think this whole concept is a great social experiment, but they don't really delve into it that much. Like I said, this movie would have been better served as a mini series.

A few special snowflakes have been pre-selected. This includes Jenny because she's an MSNBC reporter? And Leo and his family because he discovered the comet that's going to kill everyone. Sarah's family, however, is not selected (awkward!) So even though they're only 17, Leo decides he's going to marry her and basically green card her so she can get in the shelter. (They missed a golden opportunity not casting a Hispanic actress!) Sarah agrees to do it if it also means her parents and baby brother get space in the caves too. They seem to get the ok, however on the day when they are picked up by the military who is driving them to the caves, Sarah's parents and brother are denied access and she refuses to leave them, which I don't blame her. They're from Richmond, Virginia, and when Leo and his family get to the bunker caves in Missouri, Leo decides he needs to go all the way back to Richmond to get Sarah. Virginia and Missouri are not that close! Why didn't he think of this sooner? His parents (his dad is played by Schiff) are reluctant about him going back, for, like, half a second, then they're like, "Yeah, you better go and get her."

Oh, yeah, they're also letting two of each animal into the bunkers ala Noah's Ark and we see people with their young children who didn't get in, protesting. I love animals, but it is ridiculous they're giving up space that could have been used to save PEOPLE'S LIVES for baby elephants and giraffes (no matter how cute they are).

So the asteroid is getting closer and closer. Jenny gives her spot of safety up to Dr. Weaver and her young daughter. She goes to make amends with her father because they had a huge fight and they embrace as a huge tidal wave comes for them. The crew on the space shuttle sacrifice themselves to destroy the other comet. Leo gets Sarah and her parents tell her to go with him and take the baby.  I don't understand how all these people outran a tsunami...., but they just climb up a mountain and they're fine.

President Morgan Freeman is also alive and tells everyone that pretty much the entire U.S. from the East Coast to Ohio and Tennessee has been wiped out, but that they will prevail as a nation. I remember watching this movie when it first came out and thinking, "Oh, good I would have survived because that terrifying 1,000 foot wave wouldn't have reached me!"

Okay, that's it for now. I'm a gettin' the hell outta here!  

Monday, November 25, 2013

Wave of Destruction

The Impossible
Director: J.A. Bayona
Cast: Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor, Tom Holland
Released: December 21, 2012

Oscar nominations:
Best Actress - Naomi Watts (lost to Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Lining's Playbook)


This is a true story about a European family vacationing in Thailand for Christmas when they were struck by the 2004 tsunami that killed hundreds of thousands of people. I remember this tsunami and that it killed many people, but what I hadn't realize was how massive it was and how many countries it hit. I thought that Thailand, Indonesia, India, and other countries in that area were hit, but there were also countries on the east coast of Africa that were also hit like Somalia, Madagascar, Kenya, Tanzania, and South Africa! Not only are some of those countries not that close to each other, but they are nowhere near Thailand and Indonesia! They didn't suffer as much damage or as many casualties as the Southeast Asian countries that were hit, but that still shocked me. And I had also thought that the tsunami had hit every place at once, but it hadn't. It first hit Indonesia, which had the most casualties, then it hit Thailand and India two hours later and the African countries even later.

The family the movie is centered around - a couple, Maria and Henry (portrayed by Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor) with three young boys (the oldest is no more than 12; the youngest around 5) is British, but the real-life family that went through this awful ordeal were actually Spanish. I don't mind that they changed the nationality of the family. True, they could have easily cast Penelope Cruz and Antonio Banderas and three young Spanish boys as the family, but then you would have to have the movie in Spanish and I'm guessing the filmmakers thought it would be better for it to be in English to get a bigger audience. I should mention that the director, producer, and writer are all Spanish and they collaborated with Maria Belon, the woman who Naomi Watts plays, so if all of them are okay with a real-life Spanish family being portrayed by a non-Spanish family, then it shouldn't be that big of a deal. And what country they are from really shouldn't matter...their nationality and what language they speak is not important in the grand scheme of things.

The Bennett family has gone to Thailand for a family vacation over the Christmas holiday. Apparently there were a lot of Europeans who were there on holiday when this tragedy occurred. I don't know if this is a common thing for Europeans to take family vacations to other continents, but to me, that idea is just foreign. I have never been, nor do I know anybody who has taken a family vacation to an entirely different country, let alone continent. Now the family is very well off as the mother is a doctor and the father works in business, but why not just go to the many beaches that Europe has to offer? They don't have family in Thailand and it's their first time there so I'm not really sure why they chose to go there, but where they are staying is a very nice resort for people with money.

We see them having a great time, playing on the beach and swimming in the ocean and the pool (why do you need a pool when you are already on the beach?) and enjoying their Christmas together. The day after Christmas they are all out by the pool when suddenly strange things start happening. The wind picks up. Birds are rapidly flying away from the ocean. A small lizard quickly hides underground. One of Maria's pages from her book rips away and lands on a glass wall. When she walks over to pick it up, we see the reflection behind her and she looks at it in horror as she sees the disturbing sight of an 80-foot palm tree just disappear as though it's easily been toppled over, and then sees more trees disappear. That was a really scary and effective image. Before anyone has time to react (Maria quickly yells at her husband who is in the pool with the two youngest boys), this huge wave appears and engulfs the resort.

The effects are very impressive and it's horrifying to think that this actually happened and this family went through this. But as I was watching, I couldn't help thinking why nobody was warned about this and why they weren't trying to evacuate the place. I watched a documentary on the tsunami and found out why this was. There are about 80 censors in the Pacific Ocean that alert a tsunami detection center in Hawaii if there is a change in the ocean that could cause a tsunami and then they can alert other countries that could be affected by this and give people plenty of time to evacuate beaches and get to safety. At the time of the 2004 tsunami, such a system did not exist in the Indian Ocean and there was only time to alert the nations of Africa when the tsunami struck.

Maria and Lucas, the oldest son, are separated from Henry and the two younger boys, Simon and Thomas. When watching this movie, I wasn't familiar with this family's story and had no idea if they all survived or not. I figured at least one of the adults had survived to be able to tell their story, but it you watch the trailer (which I did after I watched the movie), you already know that everyone survives the initial impact of the wave. Surprisingly everyone gets out unscathed aside from a few bruises and scratches. Maria gets the worse of the injuries. She is poked in the stomach by branches while the water is rushing all around her and when she and Lucas are walking to find a tree to climb up, there is a huge piece of skin hanging off the back of her leg and you see a huge chunk of her muscle. (The make-up artists did a great job.) Surprisingly, Maria never really cried out in pain (except when she's climbing the tree) and I figured that it had to be due to shock and the will to survive. The huge chunk of missing skin is not the most graphic part of the movie. No, that would be the scene where Maria is in the hospital and throws up. It was so graphic that I thought she was throwing up her intestines (I know, I know), but later found out it was branches and leaves she had swallowed.

The film focuses on Maria and Lucas quite a lot during the first third, but then turns its attention to the others. I thought they were going to show the tsunami through their POV, but instead we find out what happened to them through a quick narrative: Henry was scared when he couldn't find his sons, but was quickly relieved when he saw them in a tree. How these two young boys managed to get out with barely a scrape and quickly found a way out of harm's way, (with presumably no help), I'll never know, but the movie doesn't think it's important to show us how they survived, but that they just did. Henry sends his two children on a bus that is going to the mountains and asks a woman to look after them so he can continue his search for his wife and eldest son. I understand that he wanted to continue to look for them in case they needed help, but I thought he should have stayed with the children he already knew were alive so they would at least still have one live parent left. The best scenario would be that someone had already found Maria and Lucas and was helping them (which was what happened). The worst scenario would be that they are both dead and there would be nothing he could do about it anyway.

This movie made me cry several times so I'm glad I watched it alone in the privacy of my apartment. While Thomas is in the hospital he helps family members be reunited and tries to help find others' loved one. One Swedish father and son are reunited and I bawled. I bawled when Henry called family members back home to tell them he was okay but didn't know the fate of his wife and Lucas yet. And I bawled when they were all reunited, though, I have to wonder how accurate their reunion was. It seemed awfully convenient that Henry ended up at the hospital his wife and son were at, plus the two young boys were there too. I have to imagine that this did not happen in real life, but it was more cinematic and dramatic this way. It still amazes me that this actually happened to this family and they are all very lucky to be alive!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

The Towering Inferno

The Towering Inferno
Director: John Guillermin
Cast: Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, William Holden, Faye Dunaway, Jennifer Jones, Fred Astaire
Released: 12/14/74

Oscar nominations:
Best Picture (lost to The Godfather Part II)
Best Cinematography (won)
Best Editing (won)
Best Original Song - "We May Never Love Like This Again" (won)
Best Supporting Actor - Fred Astaire (lost to Robert De Niro for The GodFather Part II)
Best Art Direction (lost to The GodFather II)
Best Sound (lost to Earthquake)
Best Score - John Williams (lost to Nino Rota and Carmine Coppola for The Godfather II)



Watching a movie about hundreds of people being trapped inside the world's tallest building while a fire blazes below them, it's hard not to think of the World Trade Center, especially since the novel it was based on was based on the WTC and what would happen if a fire would ever occur in a building that high. The only differences are that this fictional building is located in San Francisco, is 130-something stories, and didn't collapse. I have to admit: I kept waiting for the building to crumble. There's a bit of a prophetic line in the movie when Steve McQueen's fire marshall told Paul Newman's architect, "We were lucky we only lost 200 people; the next time it could be 10,000." Okay, yeah, maybe not that many people died in the WTC, but still a little eerie considering it was uttered 27 years before 9/11.

The fire is started by faulty wiring which is discovered by none other than a technician played by O.J. Simpson. Hmm, who wants to bet that HE started the fire? Of course the building (which is an office and residential building) has just opened and everyone is attending the grand opening on the top floor. The fire starts on the 80th floor but the owner of the building isn't too concerned with it, thinking it's just a small flame that can be controlled by the fire department and doesn't want to disturb his party.

Being that this film is very reminiscent (aside from a few dashes of Hollywood ridiculousness) of what those people in the WTC went through on September 11, it was a little hard to watch it at times because it seemed too realistic. This wasn't one of those disaster movies like 2012 where everything is so over-the-top, that you can sit back and enjoy the ride and laugh at the absurdity of everything.

I will say that I was caught off guard when one of the characters played by someone in the cast I listed above has a sudden demise. Usually you can tell who's going to live and who's going to die in these types of movies, but this one totally shocked me; I wasn't expecting it at all.

This is what I learned from The Towering Inferno:
-When constructing the tallest building in the world, never be cheap. (The owner wanted to save a few bucks and that's what ultimately caused the fire).
-If you are having an affair with your secretary, both you and your mistress will die a horrible death if there's a fire in your building.
-NEVER get in an elevator when there's a blazing inferno. What the hell were you thinking, Newman?
-Always make sure you have tanks of water on top of your building so you can put out fires. (That may have been a bit of a spoiler).

I really liked Paul Newman and Steve McQueen in this; I might have to check out more of their films.