Video Review

My special guest star, Cameron, and I review Breaking Dawn: Part 2, the FINAL movie in the Twilight saga. 

Breaking Dawn Part 1 Video Review

Breaking Dawn book review

I've finished reading "Breaking Dawn" which means I've finished reading the entire series of "Twilight!" Please help me celebrate by viewing my videos! I even brought the champagne and Aqua music!

Okay, at 1:07, I say that Edwards thinks Jacob will listen to Bella. Well, I meant that Edward thinks Bella will listen to Jacob. I probably had too much champagne at that point! 

I hate Twilight...

Twilight rant

I have no desire to see Eclipse, the third chapter in the Twilight series, but I did read the book because I enjoy mocking them so much. Even though this isn't a movie review, I told my friend Cameron that I would post a video review of the book.

Here's a quick recap of the book: For some reason unknown to mankind, both Edward (the vampire) and Jacob (the werewolf) are in love with Bella, the most vapid and stupid girl on the entire universe and while she loves both of them, she loves Ed more, so she choose him but she feels so bad that she hurt Jake's feelings and blah, blah, shut up. Also, there's a bad vampire who wants to kill her and the good vampires and werewolves come together to protect her.

Don't waste your time with this one!

Bite Me, Vampire Boy

New Moon, the second movie in the Twilight saga is opening this Friday, so I thought I would share my review I wrote at goodreads.com of the first book.

I talk about how moronic the MTV-watching people are (yes, this has something to do with Twlight):