Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Storms-a-Brewin'

The Perfect Storm
Director: Wolfgang Petersen
Cast: George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, John C. Reilly, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, John Hawkes, William Fichtner, Allen Payne, Cherry Jones, Karen Allen, Bob Gunton, Michael Ironside
Released: June 30, 2000
Viewed in theaters: August 11, 2000

Oscar nominations: 
Best Visual Effects (lost to Gladiator) 
Best Sound (lost to Gladiator)


I hadn't seen this movie since I saw it in theaters (I only remember the date because I keep a journal of when I see movies in the theaters) and this movie was brought up when my family members were discussing this huge snowstorm that hit Minnesota, the Halloween Blizzard of '91 and I guess the storm from this movie was the cause of that.

I'm just going to go ahead and put up my SPOILERS AHOY (hey, that works because it's a movie about a boat at sea!)!! If you have not seen this 26 year old movie about a true event that took place 35 years ago and don't want to be spoiled, don't read any further because I will be spoiling a pretty major plot point soon after I'm done with this warning! Okay, you have been warned! Don't say I didn't warn you!! 

It's the fall of 1991 in Gloucester, Massachusetts, and a fishing boat called the Andrea Gail has just come back from a long fishing expedition with its crew of six - Capital Billy Tyne (George Clooney), Bobby Shatford (Mark Wahlberg), Dale Murphy (John C. Reilly), Michael "Bugsy" Moran (John Hawkes), Alfred Pierre (Allen Payne), and Douglas Kosco. It seems like everyone in the whole town have come to greet them. While they're hugging their loved ones, a horrible realization washes over me and I think, They're all going to die. Now, I know that's probably a big understatement, but I didn't really remember the outcome of this movie. Which, yeah, I know is totally stupid of me because, hello, it's about these fishermen that are out in the middle of the ocean in this crazy storm. The odds don't look good! 

Bobby's girlfriend, Christina (Diane Lane), is especially ecstatic that he's back. They both live above the bar his mom, Ethel, owns called The Crow's Nest which is right by the docks. There's a great scene of her getting primped in the bathroom (which just involves her putting on lip gloss because she's easily the most beautiful person in this town) and the camera follows her as she excitedly runs down stairs and outside onto the dock, waving and calling to Bobby and jumps in his arms. 

Bob Brown (Michael Ironside) is the owner of the Andrea Gail and Hannah Boden (another boat captained by Linda Greenlaw (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio)). When he looks at their inventory lists, he likes the numbers on Linda's, but not so much Billy's. The fishermen line up to get their pay. Bobby's only comes to $2,221 and he thinks it's a little short because he has already calculated he should be getting at least over $3,000. Bob breaks it down for him: They have 21,000 pounds of fish at 3.50 a pound which comes to 73,000 but they have to subtract 35,000 for bait, tackle, and fuel (that seems like a lot!) and that comes out to 38,500. Because Bob owns the boat, he gets half of that. Being the captain, Billy takes a double share, the other four crewmen get a full share each and because Bobby is a rookie (he is easily the youngest), he only gets a 3/4 share which comes to $2,221." I really felt for Bobby in that moment. You do all that grueling work and feel like you barely made anything. 

Bob tells Billy that his pay was "a record low" for him and that even though he likes him, he likes his boat better and if he can't get a good haul of fish (which means a good pay), he'll find somebody who can. Billy replies the next time he goes out for fish, he'll catch so many that the Grand Banks (the area where he finds the fish) "won't be so grand anymore" and he will even go beyond if he needs to. This is what we call foreshadowing. 

Douglas, one of the crew members, asks Billy if he'll be going out again this season. He has his eyes on a site in Florida which "beats the Grand Banks in October." This annoys Billy and he tells him goodbye, implying he's not welcome aboard his boat anymore. Douglas is dating the ex-wife of Dale Murphy (who goes by Murph), another crewmember, so that has to be awkward if they're on the same boat together. Murph has a young son who joins him in the bar.

That night, it seems like everyone in town is gathered at The Crow's Nest. The place is packed and everyone is happy and drinking beer and making out with their significant others and singing to Bruce Springsteen and Bob Marley and Rod Stewart. Bobby and Christinas are just going at it right at the bar (they're just heavily making out, just to be clear) and Alfred Pierre, who is either from Jamaica or the Dominican Republic (I looked it up and got conflicting results), has a girlfriend he keeps taking upstairs. I really hope there's another bedroom upstairs because if I were Christina or Bobby, I wouldn't want some other couple having sex on my bed. But they're just laughing and don't seem to care. I guess they're too happy to care. 

However, their happiness is short-lived when Billy tells them they're going back out in a couple of days. Christina is not happy about this and runs off. The crew members start to argue with Billy, but he tells them he can easily find replacements with one phone call. Murph's son asks if he can go on the boat, which of course is a terrible idea. Even if there wasn't a horrible storm, I don't think that's a place for a kid! 

Upstairs in their room, Christina tells Bobby to go back to what he did before, "Pack cod, repair tackle", but he tells her he's "sick of that" and the fishing provides more money. He needs the money because he's "got a divorce lawyer and a mountain of debt." So I've been listening to the audiobook (because of some work thing I won, I got three free credits from Audible, whoo hoo!) of the story that this movie is based on by Sebastian Junger. In the movie, it is mentioned that Bobby wants to meet Christina's kids (who we never see...I guess they're living with her ex? I was a little confused by that, but I guess the movie wasn't worried about focusing on that). While listening to the audiobook, I learned that Christina is divorced with three kids and Bobby is separated with two kids. It sounds like they just made Bobby divorced in the movie because it would be a little weird if he were paying for his girlfriend's divorce. But like I said, I don't think they were really worried about it since it's not the main focus of the movie. 

When Murph is taking his kid back to his mom's, he tells him "one of these days your mom is gonna find you a new dad. The kid (you can tell I didn't learn his name) pouts and replies, "I don't want a new dad." Now while I didn't learn his name in the movie, in the book he is Dale Jr. He was three and a half when his dad perished, but in the movie he looks like he's six or seven. 

Bugsy seems to notice that everyone seems to have a love interest except him (which isn't true...even though they try to make us think there's a romance about to happen between Billy and Linda, there's really not, maybe just some slight flirting and Murph isn't seeing anyone) so he strikes up a convo with a woman named Irene at a bar. He flops with two horrible pick up lines and it's totally cringe, but once he starts being real, she seems to like him. She has two kids and I presume is divorced. This storyline seems to come out of nowhere randomly, like they needed to give him some sort of human connection. Bobby had Christina, Murph had his young son, Alfred Pierre had his girlfriend he was pretty much glued to when he was on land, and Billy had two kids who lived in Florida with his ex. 

Before Billy told his crew they would be heading back out in just a couple of days, he had been on the phone talking to a man named David Sullivan who goes by Sully (William Fichtner) who will be replacing Douglas on the boat. The morning they're supposed to leave, everyone is gathered at the bar. There is some tension between Sully and Murph because on the morning they're supposed to head out, Sully implies that he slept with Murph's ex-wife and Murph lunges at him. Ethel gets in between them to separate them, telling them, "How are you going to act on board if you're already at each other's throats?" I make a prediction that one will save the other during the storm. 

A weather report was heard on the radio saying "Visibility will be good. System off the jet stream, won't be here for three or four days. Outlook for the next five days is clear." And maybe that's true, but they'll be out there longer than five days. It's usually about a month from what I learned from the book.

When Christina is saying good-bye to Bobby, she tells him not to go because she's "got a bad feeling." They both know that the Grand Banks "are no joke in October" and she tells him she can sell the car and work nights or weekends and "little by little, put [the money] away." Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we're ever told what she does. Before he leaves, Bobby's last words to Christina are "I love you, I will always love you, Christina." Irene comes to say good-bye to Bugsy and it's just as awkward as you might think, and I love that Pierre is just making out with his girlfriend the entire time. 

So the beginning of the movie told us this was fall 1991 and I did look up to see when these six fishermen departed for the last time on the Andrea Gail and it was September 20, 1991 (which technically still would've been summer, but only two days 'til fall, so close enough). Although I'm pretty sure the audiobook said they left on September 23 so who knows. I'll trust the author who researched it though. 

Before they left, we saw a quick scene of dry goods being stocked on the boat and as the boat leaves, they're putting packaged meats in freezer and getting large stalls ready for the many fish they hope to catch, packing them with ice. They have an ice machine which will ultimately be the reason for their demise. The book goes into more detail about how much stuff they buy to prepare for their fishing expedition. They get $4,000 worth of groceries! And remember, this was 1991 so that would be nearly $10,000 today! 

While he's unpacking in their small quarters, Bobby pulls out a letter Christina had put in there. We hear her voiceover telling him she had bigs news and at first I thought she was going to announce she was pregnant, but she tells him she bought a new place and that she "in it for the long run" which is sad considering what happens. But also, that's a pretty big step to take without consulting your partner! 

Now I should preface this by saying since there were no survivors and the boat has never been found, obviously no one knows what happened (aside from the fact that this huge storm took them out), so obviously everything going on is pure speculation. Even before the storm hits, we'll see a lot of drama that I feel 110% never happened. But I get it; it's a movie and if you just have these guys sitting around and fishing, it would be boring. They still have a month out on the water before the storm will hit. 

Here are some of the incidents that happen in the film that I feel very confident didn't actually happen on the actual Andrea Gail back in the fall of '91. Don't get me wrong: I'm not mad at the filmmaker for giving me a riveting film, but there's no way any of these actually happened:

-Shark on board. So they are catching swordfish which can reach up to ten feet (or more) in length and are about 1500 pounds. (Guess who took a trip to the Wiki?) These are big fish. Because they eat fish, the crew uses smaller fish for the bait. At one point, they're reeling something up and one of them shouts, "It's big, it's very big!" Well, it was an effing shark. At first I thought it was a great white, but while listening to the audiobook, there's a section that talks about how sometimes fishermen catch mako sharks (never heard of those) by accident. What is this, Jaws? I literally yelped, "Oh, sh*t!" when I saw this. The shark has one of Bobby's legs in his mouth. This is literally that scene from Jaws when the shark has Quint's lower body in his mouth. Captain Tyne gets a gun and shoots the shark in his eye and they push the massive fish back in the ocean. Bobby's leg is still intact. It's bleeding, but his boot got most of the damage so he was lucky in that regard. 

-Murph goes overboard and almost drowns (this is before the storm hits). Tension between Murph and Sully escalates. I have no idea if there was really tension between these two men or if they just used it for the drama. (Probably the latter.) 

One evening during dinner, Sully insults the lasagna Murph made for dinner. Murph says he once worked with a guy like him and he had "a bad accident" and that when you have an accident at sea ambulances are hard to come by. It's clearly a threat and not a great look for Murph. Cut to a few days later when they're baiting fish on the boat. It's a dark, rainy night which they seem to have a lot of. Sometimes it's hard to tell who is who because they're wearing raincoats with the hood pulled up. Sully drops a bunch of light sticks and everyone except Murph help him put them back in the bucket. (There were A LOT of light sticks that got dropped.) Oh, and Billy isn't helping him because he's steering the boat. Since he's the captain, that's pretty much his main job. Murph is still baiting the fish and something happens where he somehow gets tangled in the fishing wire because the hook accidentally gets imbedded in his hand (OUCHHHHHHH!!!) and he gets thrown into the water. The rain is so loud that nobody hears him go overboard; they're all busy with their task of picking up all the light sticks. Murph's boots fall off when he goes in the water and the water has to be FREEZING! Because he's caught on the wire, he can't come up for air. Guess who is the first to notice he's missing and the first to jump into the water? If you said Sully, his nemesis, you would be right. Bobby also jumps in behind him and someone calls for Billy. Because the wire is underwater, both Bobby and Sully have to swim underwater to follow the wire to reach Murph. He was pretty far out, so they swam for awhile without going up for air. If they had gone up air, they would have completely been disoriented and lost track of where the wire was. Remember, it's dark and rainy. (Even if it had been sunny, it still would have been hard to keep track of the wire if they came up for air.) When they reach Murph, he's unconscious. One of them cuts the wire and they all come up to the surface and the others pull them back to the boat. Billy gives Murph CPR and he comes to only to have to have Billy take out the hook lodged in his hand. Before he does it, Murph tells him to hold on a sec and puts a wooden spoon in his mouth, but you can still tell it's painful. If I were Murph, I would've been like, Couldn't you take out the hook in my hand BEFORE you performed CPR? You know, priorities! 

Murph asks Billy who saved him and when he tells him it was Bobby and Sully, he seems annoyed when he hears the second name, as though he's thinking, Oh, damn, now I gotta go thank that guy. The next day he thanks Bobby first and he lets him know that Sully was the first to go in. Murph sighs (he really doesn't want to thank Sully!) and tells Sully he's glad he knows how to swim and admits that's all he can manage right now. So things aren't settled between the two of them, but they're better. At least now Sully won't be the victim of a "bad accident" (at least not one intentionally set by Murph). At least they're not getting into stupid fights and arguments anymore. Before this whole incident happened, there was one time where they got into a fight and because they needed to be working, Bugsy tells them to shake, but they just sort of slap hands at each other which was hilarious. 

One evening Bugsy tells Billy the boys would like to have a word with him and takes over the wheel. Bobby tells their captain they're "starting to get an unlucky feeling out here" and mentions what happened to Murph and the shark and the rogue wave that their boat met the other day. They're not catching much fish (they've only filled one stall with fish and it's not even full) and they just want to go home. Billy is not happy with them and says they need to get fish. He tells them he's headed East to the Flemish Cap. They were headed to the Grand Banks which is off the coast of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland (quite a bit off the coast of those provinces according to the map I found) and I think that's where they've been fishing, but Billy has decided to head east to the Flemish Caps which is "an area of shallow waters in the North Atlantic Ocean...about 563 km / 350 miles east of St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador." (Guess who went to Wikipedia? Again.) 

Linda, who is the captain of the Hannah Boden, radios Billy to tell him she's at the tale end of the banks and "it's kicking up something wicked here." When asked for his position, she realizes that he's headed for the Flemish Cap which is "nearly off the charts" (in the literal sense). She tells him he's crazy because of all these storms "that could be a triple header." He replies that it's behind him, but she reminds him he's got to go through it to get back. 

When they reach the Flemish Cap, they catch enough fish to fill all three of the stalls. They all know they're going to get nice paychecks. Everything is looking pretty good...until the ice machine breaks. So this is something that they know actually happened. Who knows if it played out as exactly it does in the movie, but it's quite possibly it's the reason they all died as portrayed here. For now, they've got ice on the fish. They now have a big dilemma. 

By this time Billy is aware of the storm and has gotten a weather fax which he shows his crew. They'll be "looking at 40 to 50 foot waves, gale force winds." He calls it "a real bad one" and it will be right in their path. I Googled "gale force winds" and they are winds that are between 39-50 mph. Billy tells them they can hang out where they are now for a few days and wait for the storm to calm down. And that would be fine if their ice machine still worked, but it doesn't and they have 60,000 pounds of fish they need to get back to town to sell. The ice it's on now won't last that long and the fish will go bad and be worthless. The other option is to say "the hell with it" and go right through it. Which is, you know, not a great plan. Big mistake. The decision is unanimous: they will weather the storm, quite literally. They all need the money; that's the biggest motivation for their decision. They are literally choosing between their finances and their literal lives. I think my jaw was on the floor in disbelief, because, if you think about it, the broken ice machine is the reason they're all dead. Of course, this is all speculation. We don't know if it happened exactly like this, but it does make for good drama for the movie. 

So throughout the movie, while the Andrea Gail is the main storyline, we do jump to other scenes of different characters and different settings. One of them is the meteorologist at the Channel 9 newsroom in Boston. He looks at a weather map of the Eastern U.S. on the computer and sees a huge storm cloud off of Bermuda and mutters, "This doesn't look good." All this crazy weather is accumulating to create "the perfect storm." 

At one point, we see cargo ships that are getting pummeled by the ginormous waves; their cargo easily getting knocked off of the huge vessels. If these huge ships are getting battered, you know it's not gonna be good for that fishing boat

There's a 32-foot sailboat called the Mistral with three passengers played by Bob Gunton, Karen Allen, and Cherry Jones. Now I see those actors in the credits and was wondering when they were going to show up and here they are. We are told they have left from Portsmouth, New Hampshire and are heading to Bermuda. I was kind of wondering why they were even in this movie. Yes, they do get caught up in the titular Perfect Storm, but this movie is mainly about the Andrea Gail. They are sort of connected to the fishing vessel, but only by a very thin thread. The guys from the Coast Guard who rescue them are the same guys who get the call about the Andrea Gail. Now in the book there is absolutely no connection between them except for the fact that they are involved in the storm. The dynamic of these three people were never really discussed as these three characters (who do live) are really not important in the grand scheme of things. While listening to the audiobook, the man is the owner of the boat and needed a small crew to help him sail. He knew somebody who knew the two women (who worked together) or something like that. I feel like this whole storyline is added to help pad the movie. There's this ridiculous scene where Karen Allen is holding a piece of paper which is the weather fax to show the others. I had to laugh because it's windy, heavily raining, and waves are crashing around them as she's holding this piece of paper. Maybe she should've shown them this inside the cabin. She tells Bob Gunton, the one who has the most experience, that they need to head in now. He says it will be too dangerous to head into a harbor because they'll be currents across shipping lanes and that it's his boat and they're gonna "ride this thing out." It seems like he just wants to go with the flow which seems insane. 

A few scenes later we'll return to the Mistral and the storm is creating these huge waves and they're just being knocked around. The sailing vessel does a 360 turn in the water and when I say that I mean it literally goes underwater and rolls back up, I'm not talking it turned all the way around on top of the water.  Cherry Jones tells Bob Gunton that she's going to "point this boat up into the storm and scream for help." He wants to ride it out says it's his boat, but she replies, "This is my life." She uses the radio to call for a mayday and their position. They just hear radio static in return. 

Eventually, they do get through to the Air National Guard and tell them their coordinates. It's so dark and rainy and the ocean is black, I don't even know how the rescuers can see anything. There's a very exciting rescue scene where they hook a wire (which gets caught in one of the cables on the boat at one point) with a basket and one of the rescuers have to go down and it looks like he gets swept away for a moment. Oh, and he's wearing this black wetsuit and mask so it's nearly impossible to see him in the rainy night sky and dark water. Seriously, how are they even able to see him? The three people are rescued and taken to a Coast Guard ship. They are dropped off there because they get a message about the Andre Gail and go to rescue them. So that is why the people on the Minstral and their rescue are included in this movie. It's all very loosely connected. It was Linda who called in the mayday.

The helicopter needs more fuel and they meet up with a plane that will give them their fuel. Because of the wind and rain, it's just impossible to fill the tank and so they have to abort. Because the helicopter will run out of fuel soon, the men have to jump out before it crashes into the ocean. The last man to jump issues a mayday so the Coast Guard can find them. 

There are four men and three of them are able to find each other pretty quickly, but they can't find the fourth one. The Coast Guard ship finds them and there are these nylon mesh ladders they have to climb up and I know there's no way I would have the strength to climb that after being pummeled by the storm while trying to keep afloat (and alive) in the vast ocean. One of the men is so tired he can't hold on and falls off. One of his comrades jumps off the net and goes after him. They try again and he tells him to "grab it with everything [he's] got" and they are pulled up. The fourth man is still missing and is never found. 

The residents of Gloucester, especially those with loved ones aboard the Andrea Gail have gathered at the Crow's Nest to watch a news report. Both Christina and Bobby's mother are relieved when they hear there will be a rescue operation for the men. It is Bob Brown, owner of the Andrea Gail who comes in the bar to break the bad news about the rescue operation being called off. Christina is so distraught she screams at him, basically saying it's his fault because those men are out there risking their lives for "some fish" and Bobby's mother has to comfort her. 

As you can imagine, in the final moments of the Andrea Gail there's quite a lot of action. I'm not going to lie, watching this movie was extremely stressful. While Billy is in the enclosed room on top of the boat steering the vessel, outside the window the only thing you can see is water. The water they're on and the water pouring down from the sky. Everything just looks the same. I don't know how he knows where he's going. It especially doesn't help that the antennae has been washed away. Billy exclaims, "No antennae, no radio, we're back in the 19th century!" 

The anchor comes crashing into the windows of the wheelhouse, and honestly, they're lucky they weren't hurt by that. Billy does something really stupid: he scales the mast that the anchor is attached to with the intent to saw it off with a blowtorch. While he's doing this the mast (with Billy gripping on it) crashes into the water, then comes back upright. He's still holding on with dear life (and still has the blow torch!)! Like, there is no way this would ever happen in real life and if it did, he would have been killed immediately. At one point, the anchor nearly comes crashing down on his head. The viewer is definitely getting their money's worth for the drama. He manages to saw off the anchor (amid the violent waves and wind) and the other men cheer. It's like, let's not cheer just yet. 

Bugsy (I think it was him, it was really hard to tell who was who) falls overboard and Billy throws a lifesaver to him. They've tried to board up the broken windows, but there's not really much they can do.

When they've done all they can do, they go inside the cabin to get a little reprieve. Billy tells them, "Boys, that's it. We can't make it." He decides to turn around. I guess the goal is to sail out of the storm, but how far have they already gone? I don't think turning around isn't going to make a difference (spoiler alert: it won't), but I guess it's their best chance. 

Billy and Bobby go to the wheel and Billy manages to do it. I honestly don't know how Billy didn't become disoriented when he turned the boat around...literally everything looks the same. I would be confused and unsure if I wasn't just at the same spot I started from! Everyone is happy that the boat has turned around. Bobby tells Billy that he's giving him his notice, that this will be his last trip: "If we get back, I'm going right to Salisbury Beach with Chris." It's interesting that he said "if", and now "when". 

There is a glimmer of hope when they see a glimpse of sunlight peeking through the clouds. The four other men, who are in the cabin, can see it through the porthole. Bobby said, "We're gonna make it." But the sky quickly goes dark again and Billy says, "She's not gonna let us out." 

The most insane 100 foot wave is about to crash down on them. Billy is steering the boat so it is parallel with the wave. The wave easily knocks it back and it lands in the water so it's completely upside down. The top is on the bottom and the bottom is on the top. This looks absolutely terrifying. The boat is quickly filling with water and they are able to find small pockets of air. 

Bar none, the saddest scene in the movie is when Murph says, 'This is gonna be hard on my little boy." Ugh, that just broke me heart. They all know they're going to die. He, Bugsy, Sully, and Alfred Pierre are trapped in the cabin. Alfred Pierre is trying to break the porthole, but to no avail.

Billy, who is with Bobby, tells the young man he's sorry he got him into this. Bobby replies that they made the right call, that they had to try. I would beg to differ about making the right call! Billy tells him they should get out of there. From where they are, they are able to swim out of the boat and to the surface. They both swim out and Bobby continues to swim, but Billy stays with the boat, watching Bobby swim towards the surface. Once he sees Billy has surfaced, he goes back in the boat. I guess he figures since he's the captain he has to go down with the boat. Does he think Bobby will be rescued? I mean, maybe, but it seems pretty unlikely because they are out in the middle of nowhere. 

The boat has completely been swallowed up by the ocean. I guess it's never been found. 

While Bobby is in the water, we get this completely unnecessary and hokey inner dialogue scene of him talking to Christina and telling her how much he loves her and that he'll always love her. We see Bobby in the water and above him is a fading image of Christina the last tine he saw her when she was waving him off. I don't think we needed this scene because this is pretty much the same thing he told her before saying goodbye to her. Maybe we could have had a flashback of that scene as though that was his last thought before he perishes. The way it's portrayed is just so trite. This scene actually does come back. After the funeral, which Linda gives the eulogy for, Christina tells Bobby's mom about a recurring dream she has about him and he's saying the same thing he thought before he died. At the funeral, since there were no bodies found, instead they have pictures of the six men in front of the alter. 

The movie ends with a memorial at the City Hall where the names of all the fishermen who have lost their lives to the sea have been inscribed on the wall. We see the names of the six men aboard the Andrea Gail who perished at sea in October of 1991. Text appears on the screen saying the movie is dedicated dated to the 10,000 Gloucestermen who have died at  since 1623. 

I do wonder if this story or movie gave people thalassophobia which is the "intense, persistent, and irrational fear of deep, open, or dark bodies of water like the ocean or large lakes. 

Oh, one last thing, I watched this movie on Amazon and the blurb describes it as a "BAFTA-winning seasick terror with George Clooney." Seasick terror? I've never heard of such a description for a film. Also, pretty sure nobody ever got seasick. It was just very odd. Who is writing these? 

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Happy early Chrismukkah

I recently finished a re-watch of The O.C., a show I hadn't seen since it aired on TV, about twenty years ago. Even though I watched it in real time (from 2003-2007), I barely remembered anything about the last two seasons; hell, I barely remembered anything about the second season. The first season was the one I had the most memories of. I wanted to share some thoughts/bullet points with you about this show. Also, I'm writing this assuming you're already familiar with the show! And without further ado, California, Californiaaaaa, here we coooommmme! 


1. Seth and Summer are almost two entirely different people in the first episode - The premiere of the entire series is good, but it's shocking to see how different Seth and Summer are, compared to what they eventually become. Seth just comes across socially awkward and not having any friends. Here, it seems like he has no friends because he's a shy, nerdy kid, but really, people don't like him because he's a bit of a douche. He becomes very confident and he's a proud nerd. You could chalk it up to him getting confident because of Ryan, but yeah, I don't think so. I think they just changed his character to fit in better with the series. By the next episode he becomes the "cool" Seth we all know and love...or love to hate.  Summer is just awful in the premiere. I have no idea why Seth would even like her. Yes, she's pretty, okay (but we're talking about a place where everyone is attractive), but God, what a bitch! Granted, she is funny sometimes. ("Chino? Eww!") She's a total whoo girl, just "whooing" the entire time and being annoying and drunk. She literally leaves a drunk and passed out Marissa on her porch when she can't find the keys to get into her house. And yes, Summer is a bit superficial, but she is also a good person as the rest of the series goes on. In this episode, she's just a superficial bitch. I think they needed to change both their characters drastically for them to get together. If I was watching this for the first time and knew they ended up together, I would be very confused by the first episode! 

2. Seth and Summer's relationship happened way too fast - Since we're on the subject of Seth and Summer.... I think this would have been better if it was a slow burn. Not too slow, though! This series was only four seasons, after all. I would have had them get together in season 2 instead of season 1. I looked up to see when they first started dating and it's episode 20. Summer was well aware of his feelings for her, but he was dating Anna. In fact, wasn't he dating both of them at the same time on the sly, but they both found out, so he chose Anna? Which makes no sense because he's been pining for Summer since 6th grade or whenever. I would have just had Seth date Anna, thinking he has no shot with Summer whatsoever, then they can become friends through Ryan and Marissa and get to know each other that way. Start season 2 with Summer dating Zach and Anna still leaving to go back to Pittsburgh. I would still have Seth and Zach work on their comic books and then Summer will see the drawing Seth did of her for the comic book and she sees how much he likes her and that's how they start dating. Yes, it would change some things around, but I always thought they got together way too fast. The first time they have sex, it just felt like they were doing it to get it over with. It wasn't sweet or romantic or cutely romantic or even awkward (well, maybe it was a tad awkward)...it was just..boring. 

Also, I have to give a shout out to Captain Oats and Princess Sparkles, Seth's plastic horse and Summer's My Little Pony, respectively. Princess Sparkles' name is actually Princess Sparkles; I looked this pony up to make sure. She's from the Princess Ponies set. I had Princess Pristina myself. 

3. Anna had the worst fashion sense - Ugh, what was this girl thinking? LOL, I found a reddit thread with somebody asking, "Does anybody not really love Anna's fashion sense?" Uh, yep...me! Now some people do like her style (huh?), but I had to post some of the comments that made me chuckle:
She must have pissed off someone in wardrobe who did their best to punish her.

Her style gives me Disney channel vibes.

It's like they put all the leftover options on her and called it a style. (This person likes it, though.)

Her style was over the top, way more than other kids.

The girl likes lots of colors and newsboy hats (sometimes pink, fuzzy newsboy caps) and she believes in layering, but, not like in a good way. Here are a few examples of the atrocious outfits she has worn: 

-Black shirt with a sparkly pink tube top over it, olive green skirt with a chunky black belt and tan boots that go up to her knees. Just terrible.

-Fuzzy pink newsboy camp, black shirt with collar, purple top over the black shirt, white skirt, electric blue leggings, and a pale purple coat. Is she colorblind? This outfit was especially egregious. I could only find a picture of her wearing it when she's sitting down, but I wish you could see all of it in it fugly glory:


-A yellow t-shirt over a long-sleeved pink shirt with a blue knit scarf. Remember, this live in SoCal. Why the scarf? She's also wearing a blue bracelet or watch over the sleeve of the pink shirt. She looks like an absolute idiot. 

-A shiny pink coat over a black top (you can't see too much of it because the coat is zipped up most of the way. This isn't too bad, but then they show a full body shot of her and we see she's also wearing a brown skirt with a black belt, purple tights, and pink shoes. Like, WTF? Unfortunately (fortunately?, you can't see the pink shoes in this pic:


-A silk pink camisole overalls white t-shirt. I guess this is supposed to be her sexy bedtime wear. 


-A pink top with a sheer neckline and the rest of it looks like a cheap polyester material with a black floral skirt. And let's not forget the blue tights and gold strappy shoes. Again, I ask, if she colorblind? 

-An ivory satiny short sleeved top that seems to tie and button down the front (question mark?) over a red and white striped long sleeved shirt. At least she paired this with black pants instead of some crazy color.


-A black and white geometric dress (which isn't too bad on its own) with a long sleeved pink shirt under it and lilac tights. 

-Brown jacket with white polka dots over a white top with designs I cannot decipher, plus a blue tiered ruffled skirt and pink tights. Seriously, WTF? 


4. There are plenty of meta jokes in the series, but one of my favorites is a reference to The Sixth Sense - Okay, so I can't quite remember the context, but I think Seth must have gotten really drunk and threw up and when Ryan brings it up to him the next day, Seth wants to know how much he vomited and asks if it was as much "as the little girl in The Sixth Sense." Mischa Barton, who plays Marissa Cooper in The O.C., played PukeGirl in The Sixth Sense. (Her character's name is Kyra Collins, but I've always called her PukeGirl...that scene was terrifying! And a bit gross with the vomit.)

5. The Spider-Man kiss was one of the most contrived scenes - This kiss between Seth and Summer happens in a season 2 episode from 2005; the movie it was inspired by came out in 2002. I feel like by that time it was old news. Yeah, I guess you could say it's an iconic scene in the movie, but the way it happens on The O.C. just, ugh, I'm sorry, I hate it. It didn't come organically at all and I think that's why it irritated me. It was like they (the writers) wanted Seth and Summer to recreate the famous kiss between Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst in Spider-Man because Seth is a comic book nerd, but the way they got there, :::rolls eyes:::  (Oh, wait I just realized I could have just used this emoji: 🙄, but there's something so nostalgic and familiar about the first way I wrote it. I think I learned it from TWoP; iykyk.) They had broken up at the beginning of season 2 and Summer has been dating Zach. She's supposed to be going to Italy with Zach and his family for his sister's wedding. 

Keep in mind that it's raining quite hard during this episode and because Seth hates wearing hats, he's wears a Spider-Man mask (it's more of a head piece as it goes over the entire head) if he has to go outside which is the dumbest thing I've ever ever heard of. Seriously, he would rather wear that ridiculous Spider-man mask that just wear a hat? See, this is already stretching it. 

He's watching TV when the cable goes out, so he decides to climb up to the roof to fix the satellite which just seems really stupid because 1) it's POURING and 2) does he even know what to do? Oh, and 3) he's also the only one home. What if something happens and he falls? Which is exactly what happens...he's tied a rope around his waist and after he ties the other end to the chimney, he slips off the roof...he's lucky he didn't break his neck. Meanwhile, Summer has left the airport because she's decided she wants to be with Seth and she finds him hanging upset down like an idiot (keep in mind he's wearing his Spider-Man mask...which would seem it would hinder his vision) and they recreate the Sam Raimi Spider-Man kiss. I literally groaned when I saw this. Instead of copying an iconic kiss, I'd rather them just create their own iconic kiss. Plus, it's just so unrealistic that Seth would do this on a sunny day, let alone when it's pouring outside. Please. 

6. Marissa shouldn't have been expelled from Harbor for shooting Trey - She shot him in self-defense, okay? And it's not like he died. In case you need refreshing, Trey is Ryan's older brother (the one who stole the car in the first episode) and he's recently been released from jail. Because he's her boyfriend's brother, Marissa has been really nice to him, helping him find a place to live and look for a job. Unfortunately, Trey takes this niceness as a sign that Marissa is into him, but that isn't the case. He gets very aggressive and starts to assault her when they're alone at a beach, but she's able to hit him with some object (maybe a stick; I don't remember) and runs away. For some reason, she doesn't tell Ryan about this. I guess she doesn't want him to know that his brother tried to rape her. Of course (a few episodes down the line), Ryan does find out and he goes to Trey's place to beat the sh*t out of him. Marissa finds out and follows Ryan and arrives at Trey's place to see the two brothers going at it. She's afraid that Trey is going to kill Ryan because he has him pinned down and is strangling him so she grabs a gun and shoots Trey. Like I said, he doesn't even die so it's not like she's some stone-cold killer. She was just trying to get Trey to stop hurting (or possibly worse) Ryan. 

Actually, both she and Ryan were expelled from Harbor, but Sandy was able to get Ryan back into Harbor. But I thought it was ridiculous that Marissa was kicked out. They really only did this for the storyline.

7. Seth lying to Summer about not getting into Brown infuriated me - So Seth's dream school is Brown and Summer decides she's going to apply too because maybe they'll both get in. Seth reminds her that usually only one person from Harbor gets in (which is insane they have a representative from Brown if only one person is going to get in...). Well, Summer gets in and Seth does not. Seth lies and tells everyone he did get in. He thinks he can just convince the dean orsomeone to let him in. (That does not work.) Instead of admitting to Summer he didn't get in, he keeps up the charade that he did. He does this because he's worried that Summer won't go so she can be closer to him, but let's be honest, while he may think that, he's just embarrassed that she got in and he didn't. He tells her that he decides he doesn't want to go and breaks up with her. Poor Summer was so devastated and wondered what she did wrong when he couldn't admit the truth. Terrible play on Seth's part. 

8. Julie Cooper needs to branch out her dating circle - I get that this is a TV show, but what is up with Julie only dating (or marrying) people who are related to her friends of her daughter's friends? After she divorced Jimmy she married Caleb, Kirsten's father. Then after he died, she dated Neil Roberts, Summer's dad and they got engaged rather quickly. Let's be honest: we love Julie, but the woman is a gold digger. Even though she liked Neil well enough, I never believed she loved him, she rather just loved his money and his huge mansion. That relationship didn't last and then she started dating the Bullitt, the only person who wasn't related to someone she knew. Even though Bullitt was a billionaire, she broke off her romance with him to be with (and this came out of left field) Frank Atwood, Ryan's father, who was recently released from jail. (Ryan sure has a lot of family members who have been in jail!) This relationship just happened and it made no sense...it really didn't have time to cook. They have a baby together, but they're not together romantically at the end of the series, just friends. That relationship was a real WTF moment...like Julie, I love you, but maybe let's not get involved with your dead daughter's ex-boyfriend's absentee con father. Also I know people change and blah, blah, blah, but wasn't he in jail for beating his then wife? Julia, you can do so much better.

9. I predicted one of the storylines before they revealed it to us - Okay, so I probably shouldn't brag about this, because I'm sure many viewers saw this coming as well as it was really obvious (at least to me!). In season 2, we find out that Caleb (Kirsten's father; Seth's grandfather) had an affair, oh, like sixteen years ago when he was married and that resulted in a child. He's been paying the woman child support (and also paying her to keep this quiet).  

Meanwhile...a new student named Lindsay starts at Harbor. At first, she and Ryan don't get on the right foot, but soon they start dating. (This happens during one of the 925 times when Ryan and Marissa are broken up.) One day she comes over to his house and the woman that Caleb had a child with also is over to talk to Caleb about something...I don't really remember, but the point is that I knew that the woman was the mother of Lindsay! And I was right! That means Lindsay is Kristen's half-sister, which means Ryan is dating his adoptive half-aunt (is that right?), bwah! Okay, I'm not sure if by that point in the series if Sandy and Kirsten have officially adopted him (according to a quick search on Google, I guess they never do, but they are his legal guardians? :::shrug::: (or I guess I can just type this: 🤷) but still, that's a little too incestuous for me. I know Ryan and Kirsten aren't really related, but it's still a little weird. Oh, well, by the end of the season Lindsay will move to Chicago and will never be brought up again. 

10. I preferred Kaitlin over Marissa (and I preferred Willa Holland's Kaitlin over Shailene Woodley's) - Even though we see a very young Kaitlin in season 1 (hi, Shailene Woodley!), she doesn't come back as a series regular until the last season (and we do see her in a couple episodes in season 3). She goes off to boarding school in season 2, hence why we never see her. She went as Shailene Woodley and came back as Willa Holland, ha! (Though Shailene Woodley got a pretty decent acting career, so I'm sure she got over the fact that she wasn't re-cast.) While I knew Kaitlin would return to the show, I forgot what her character is like. She's pretty much non-existent in the first season, just Marissa's little sister. I think they just sent her off to boarding school because they didn't know what to do with her. Really, Marissa would probably be better off at boarding school! I thought when Kaitlin returned, she would be a Mean Girl type - very exclusive who she was friends with, looked down her nose at other people, flaunted her wealth, but I must have misremembered because she wasn't like that at all. She doesn't really care about being friends with all the popular kids; her only friends seem to be Luke's younger twin brothers who follow her around like puppies. She makes them do her homework. Unlike Marissa, who liked to be involved in school and was a pretty good student, Kaitlin could care less about that. There's a scene where a true Mean Girl (played by Ashley Benson; you may remember her as Hanna in Pretty Little Liars) is having a party at her house, but she's only inviting certain people. She actually hands out invitations to a group of eager girls, leaving several out who are disappointed they didn't get an invitation. Kaitlin is in the background when this is going on and she pipes up and tells everyone she's having a party the same night and that EVERYONE is invited. Of course, everyone ends up at her house (including Mean Girl's super hot (and super gay, heh (and yes, Mean Girl definitely knew he was gay)) boyfriend. Anyway, I think I just preferred Kaitlin's casual (sometimes she was too casual!) vibe over Marissa. Marissa was just SO DRAMATIC! I get it; it's a teen soap. It wouldn't be very exciting if she was a stable person, but seriously, that girl just exhausted me! 

BONUS - If you ever watch (or re-watch) this show, I would recommend listening to the podcast Keeping Up with the Cohens. Yes, there is the podcast that Melinda Clarke and Rachel Bilson did and that's a good one too. I've only listened to select episodes of their podcasts, mostly when they have someone else who was on the show or show runners. Keeping Up with the Cohens is hosted by three friends who loved this show when it aired when they were teens. They do pretty in-depth reviews and also have a segment where they choose the song of the episode (because there were so many songs that played in one episode!) and an outfit of the episode. The first season they would do four episodes (they were watching the DVD boxed set and so were going by how many episodes were on one disc), but then they did two episodes per podcast episode and I preferred that. They're just a lot of fun to listen to. The O.C. is a great show to do a recap review on because it's only four seasons (and the last season is shortened). I find a lot of television show recap reviews will eventually fade away over time before they finish the series after the first three or so seasons. 

Thursday, July 2, 2026

Amaze, amaze, amaze!

Project Hail Mary
Directors: Phil Lord and Christopher Miller
Cast: Ryan Gosling, Sandra Huller, Lionel Boyce, Ken Leung, Milana Vayntrub
Released: March 20, 2026



Before I saw this movie, I read the book. Actually, I listened to the audiobook which I really enjoyed. I became quite immersed with the story. The movie is just shy of almost three hours while the audiobook is 16 hours! I highly recommend it if you saw the movie and liked it. As you can imagine, the book goes a tad more in depth! For instance, they took out the guy from New Zealand and the whole Sahara Desert plot. For those of you who just watched the movie, you're probably asking, What guy from New Zealand, question? What's this about the Sahara Desert, question? Exactly. But I get it. I understand that not everything from the book can make it into the movie. I think for the most part they did a good job of adapting the novel into a movie. 

Project Hail Mary was written by Andy Weir, the same guy who wrote The Martian (and was made into a movie with Matt Damon). I also read the book (and I actually read the physical book - in fact, I own it).  No surprise, this is also a sci-fi story. 

There is a "streak of infrared light from the sun to Venus" called the Petrova line (named after a "radio telescope enthusiast named Irina Petrova" who noticed this two years ago). In this streak, there is a bunch of tiny little black dots called astrophage (ha! I was quite familiar with that word since it's mentioned A LOT in the book) that are essentially eating the sun and dimming it. It is bit of an issue because over the next thirty years, the earth could cool 10-15 degrees. This means crops will die, and people and animals will die of starvation. So, not great. 

The movie starts with our main character, Ryland Grace (Ryan Gosling - ha, both character and actor have the same initials!), waking up on a spacecraft from an induced comma. He sees there are two other astronauts - a Chinese man and a Russian woman, but they are both dead. They don't really go into much about why they were in a coma, but it's really interesting in the book. Basically they put the astronauts in a coma so they wouldn't go crazy and kill each other because they would be in a small enclosed space for about four years (UGH!). But I'm getting ahead of myself. 

He has no idea where he is until he looks out a big widow and sees outer space. He starts to have flashbacks and this is how he eventually puts the pieces together. He's a middle school science teacher and he remembers telling his class about how the sun is dying, but reassures his kids by telling them "the best minds in the world" are working on it. 

German Eva Stratt (Sandra Huller) with the Petrova Task Force comes to his classroom (after all the kids have left) and pulls out a journal titled "An Analysis of Water Based Assumptions and Recalibrations of Expectations for Evolutions Models" (yes, I paused the TV so I could jot all that down!) which Grace wrote. BIG YAWN. That sounds like something that could put you to sleep! There was one part of the thesis where he claims that water is not necessary for evolution. She asks him if he still believes this and he replies while "water is required for life on Earth, a completely different planet might have completely different conditions." A lot of his colleagues were skeptical over this and he was pretty much kicked out of the scientific academia circle after he called a the leading expert in the field "a staggering waste of carbon" which is so on brand for a biologist. This is why he now teaches middle school. 

He is hesitant when she tells him he needs to come with her. According to her, "Petrova line samples splashed down last night. I want you to tell me what they are, how they work." She has chosen him because of that scientific journal he wrote and he wrote it because he has a doctorate in molecular biology. But when she adds that the samples survived on the surface of the sun, that gets his attention. He meets Carl (Lionel Boyce) the bodyguard who escorts him into the SUV. 

He is driven to a lab where he's completely covered up in a hazmat suit. There is a big concrete wall with a window separating him in the lab from Stratt and a bunch of officials. She's communicating with him via a radio and reminds him to try not to rip his suit because the entire room is filled with argon. 

He can't seem to be able to see into the astrophage (since I listened to to the audiobook I'm not sure if this should be capitalized or not; I've seen it printed both ways online so I'm just gonna lowercase it) even though he's tried x-rays, microwaves, gamma rays, and visible light. We know it's a tedious process because all the officials except for Stratt are falling asleep. He finally discovers it's a tiny alien cell. He's very excited about this when he announces it to his audiences, but when he looks back at the cell, he's discovered it's died. But this is good because now they can find out what these little dots are made of. He takes the sample and see it's composed of carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen, so it's made almost entirely out of water. This disappoints him greatly. 

Stratt basically tells him, "Thanks, bye"; she has over 300 other biologists from around the world to help figure out what's going on with these dots, but he still wants to help, so she leaves him three of the tiny cells so he can continue to study them. 

He and Carl buy a bunch of supplies at a hardware store (with the government's money; I laughed when they also each got a pair of sunglasses and a bunch of candy; Grace's choice of candy appears to be Twizzlers). They're trying to figure out why the astrophage traveled to Venus. They build a large wooden crate where Ryland hangs a box inside that crate that is supposed to represent Venus. He even has it set "to emit the same infrared light frequency as Venus's C02 atmosphere." Carl dumbs it down for us non-scientific folks: "So if the dots move when you turn the lights on, that means they're looking for CO2." 

The atrosphage move off the slide when they begin the experiment. Ryland can't just go in the crate to retrieve them because they will escape if there is light. The only way to retrieve them is to move the crate into an enclosed room within the bigger room they're in which they cover the windows with foil that they duct tape to the walls. It's a good thing they bought a crapload of foil and duct tape! I guess they knew they would come in handy! When Ryland enters the dark room, he not only finds the three astrophage, but there is a fourth. He calls Stratt to tell he they figured out how astrophage breeds. 

He's taken by fighter jet to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean. Stratt asks him if he can do the astrophage reproduction at scale. She introduces him to a room full of scientists who are working on this issue. They have figured out that the C02 of Venus helps the astrophage breed and that's why they're going there. 

It turns out that Grace was flown to this top secret location because they need two million kilograms of astrophage. Stratt has to quickly grant him clearance to Project Hail Mary and she presents a slide show explaining what it is: "The sun is not the only star dying. There is a clear pattern of infection. Every star was infected by its neighbor except one." That is Tau Ceti, which is 11.9 light years away. Okay, when I saw how that was written out on the screen when I watched with the subtitles on, I was like, Ooohhh, that's how you spell it. For some reason, I was thinking it was Tau City, but I knew that couldn't be right. Anyway, it is uninfected despite being well within a cluster of infected stars. Nobody knows why this is so they built a ship to go there and find out. It was easy enough to build the ship (really, question?), but the energy required to power the ship is the problem, or at least, it was. This is where the two million kilograms of astrophage comes in. If they can make enough of it, they'll be able to reach Venus. Ryland isn't sure about this. The cells store a lot of energy and if they make a mistake, that much astrophage could vaporize California, to give an example. Stratt reminds him that is why they "live on a boat in the middle of the ocean" in case something like that happens. 

Grace reiterates, "So you wanna build a near-light speed spaceship, have it travel further than any human-made object has ever traveled, and visit a star just to 'see what's up?'", question.  Stratt confirms this and when Ryland asks what will happen once they get there, she says, "There won't be enough fuel for a round-trip so they send their findings back to Earth on probes." On the screen behind her, we see the "Beetles" prototype design. This is an Easter egg for those who read the book, though it should be spelled "Beatles." (Though to be fair, I never read the book, so maybe it was spelled "Beetles" :::shrug:::.)

When he learns that the astronauts are basically going on a suicide mission, he asks if there's any other possible solutions, but this is the only choice they have if they don't want the entire population to starve "and watch everything on this planet go extinct." 

In another flashback a little later, Stratt introduces the flight team to Grace. He meets the pilot, Commander Yao (Ken Leung); the engineer, Oleysa Illyukhina (Milana Vayntrub); and the scientist, Martin DuBois (Malachi Kirby); plus their back ups. Once the mission is completed, they will have the option to end their lives on their terms or "the alternative is a slow, miserable death by starvation." The Russian woman wants to do "lethal injection with heroin" and the Chinese pilot jokes, "I'll have what she's having." This is true that Illyukhina wants to die that way (she wants to experience "massive pleasure" before she dies), but Yao just wants to shoot himself in the head to end his life. I guess they wanted to lighten the morbid scene, so they just had him make the joke. Of course, neither of them will have to worry about that because they just never woke up from their comas which is probably the best way to go if you're going to die anyway, though it doesn't help if you're dying before you've completed your mission! You may be wondering why Grace only found the bodies of Yao and Illyukhina and why he himself was on the Hail Mary when he wasn't one of the astronauts prepared to go. Well, I'll get to that later. 

Aboard the spacecraft, there is a computerized voice dubbed Mary that is there to answer Ryland's questions. While this computer is still there in the book, Ryland figures out most of his questions himself, but I suppose this is to help move the film along. When he commands Mary to "call Earth" (lol), the AI informs him, "Current transmission time to Earth is 11 years, 10 months, 14 days, and six hours." That makes the Pony Express look like high speed internet! 

Okay from here on out, I will be spoiling the movie, so if you haven't seen the movie then and don't want to be spoiled, then don't read any further. 

Warning! Spoilers ahead! Warning! Spoilers ahead! Don't cry if you're spoiled because I warned you! 

Okay, I probably could have waited a few more paragraphs, but I wanted to touch on something. When I listened to the audiobook, I had NO idea there was an alien in it and when Grace sees the large alien spacecraft, I was thinking there's no way there's an alien...there must be some explanation. Well, I was wrong because there is indeed an alien! 

I watched the trailer for the movie after listening to the audiobook and for the first minute and thirty seconds of the two minute trailer, I was impressed that Rocky wasn't shown or mentioned. I think there is one little moment shown where Grace is meeting him for the first time, but if you're not familiar with the book, you wouldn't know what's going on. So I'm thinking, oh, I love that. They're keeping the alien out of the trailer. That's brilliant! Uh, yeah, no, that didn't happen. The last thirty seconds of the trailer is all about Rocky. Now they don't show him (maybe just like a claw), so at least they saved that for the movie. But there's a scene of Ryland recording a video and saying, "So I met an alien today..." and I'm thinking, Why are they spoiling this?!, question? Okay, yes, they're probably assuming most people who are planning to see the movie have read the book, but I bet there are a lot of people who never read the book who also saw the movie! In my opinion, they should have kept the alien out of the trailer! Or at least maybe hint at an alien and take out the "I met an alien today" line!  Okay, thank you for listening to my gripe about this! 

Once Grace approaches the Tau Ceti orbit, he sees a huge unidentified flying object that Mary refers to as "Blip A." We are only thirty-six minutes into the movie at this point. In the audiobook, it's about four hours in when he notices the odd spacecraft. It is gigantic in comparison to the spacecraft Grace is in. He's freaked out and wants to get away from the other spacecraft which can only be described as otherworldly. In the book, he's more curious about it. But in the film, he's desperate to get away from it. There is a bit of a comical scene where we see him zoom away, only for the other spacecraft just to follow him. An automated arm outside the spacecraft sends what looks like a bottle (except not made out of glass or plastic). Grace surmises it's either a message or a bomb. It hits his space vehicle and goes off into the void. The next one is moving a lot slower than the last one and he realizes it's because the aliens think he's dumb, haha. He has to put on an EVA suit and go on a space walk. I think this would be terrifying, especially if you've never done this before. 

The bottle is difficult to open because it's made out of Xenon (he has machines to tell him what is is) which is odd that a gas is a solid. Once he gets it open, inside is a model showing where the alien's planet is compared to where they are now (what, question? is Google Maps available in space, question?). Grace comments that this alien is "also a long way from home." In return, he adds Earth to the model to show where he's from and sends it back. 

Now we're ready for Ryland to meet Rocky. Well, he's unnamed at this point, but I enjoyed the alliteration of that sentence. 

One thing I appreciate about the movie was the visualation of Rocky. When I listened to his description in the audiobook, I had a hard time imagining him. He's described as looking like a spider about the size of a dog (specifically a Labrador) with a carapace. He's faceless and has five limbs that have three triangular "fingers" that look more like claws. He kinda sounded freaky to me! He got his name Rocky because his exterior looks like it's made out of rocks...which is how he looks in the movie. 

I also appreciate that Rocky was created as a puppet rather than CGI. He is voiced by James Ortiz who also operated the puppet. The voice is fine, but after listening to hours of Rocky's voice in the audiobook, that's what I was used to. When we first meet Rocky (in the audiobook and movie),
he communicates by "speaking" in musical notes. It almost sounded like an electric organ in the audiobook. (BTW, I would love to know how this is conveyed in the physical book.) Once Rocky is speaking English, in the audiobook, you can still hear the musical chords behind the words. It also has a robot-sounding quality to it, but this is probably to reflect that his words are being translated through a computer. Rocky's movie voice does have a computerized sound to it, but the background musical chimes are missing. It just wasn't the same, so it was a little jarring. To me, it just didn't sound like Rocky. This is not my Rocky! 

I'm still not exactly sure how Rocky's alien language was translated into English. I mean, it's not like Google translate has Eridian. It's a little more elaborated on in the book, but I'm still a little skeptical that Ryland could understand Rocky...but I get it. If the main character or the readers/listeners/viewers couldn't understand Rocky, then that would just be frustrating! All I'm saying that if, for some crazy ass reason, someone in real life met an alien, there's no way they'd be understanding the alien as well as Grace understands Rocky...but I digress...

When Grace becomes the first human being to come into contact with an alien, there is a cute moment where he finds that whatever pose he makes, the alien will mimic him. It's also really cute when the alien laughs; it sounds like a little chitter. 

Now there's a lot of things about Rocky that never gets addressed in the movie or are very quickly addressed while in the book we learn a lot about him and his his physiology and biology works and what his home is like. For instance, they never touch on that he's 291 (!!) Earth years old. When Grace asks Rocky what he misses most about home, he replies, "My mate" and says they've been together for 186 years, so I guess that's a clue that Eridians live a long time. Also, the reason I'm using Earth years is because Eridians use a whole different system, which makes sense. It's explained in the book. Grace also asks what Rocky's mate's name is and Rocky replies with a long musical note. 

For the most part, I was fine with how Rocky was portrayed in the movie, but there were a couple of qualms I had. The first one was that he didn't end all his questions he asked with the word "question." Every single question he asked in the book ended with a question, like "What do we do now, question?" or "What does that word mean, question?" (hehe, he asked what the word "jerk" meant after Ryland called him one...Ryland told him it didn't matter!) or "How long since last sleep, question?" You get the idea. In the movie, he looked to be on track to follow this tradition, but then he asked a question without saying "question" at the end, and then it happened a few more times. Now they would still pepper in him saying "question" at the end of his questions, but it wasn't consistent and it drove me crazy! That was one of the endearing little things Rocky did in the book and I do not approve that they took it out of the movie. 

Also, I feel like they made him just a taaaad more annoying than he is in the book and I wouldn't call him annoying in the book. There are times when Ryland gets a little irritated with him, but Rocky can dish it right back to him. In the movie, when Rocky moves in, he's asking a lot of questions (hence the reason they probably don't have him end each question with "question" because there's so many of them in a row it would probably annoy the audience...just a theory), but in the book he's a lot more smarter than he's portrayed in the movie (not that he's an idiot) and doesn't come off as the comic relief. Look, he's no where near Jar Jar Binks level, but I would trust book!Rocky before movie!Rocky. 

Grace quickly realizes that Rocky is having the same issue him. His sun in his orbit is also dying. Rocky recognizes astrophage when Grace shows it to him and says, "Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad." I don't know how many times he says "bad" exactly, but it should have just been three times. As it is pointed out in the book, he says a word three times in a row if he's trying to emphasize something.

Grace is keeping a video diary of his findings and this is for the benefit of the audience; this was not in the book since he told us everything in his head. There are some funny moments where he's complaining about his new roommate but has to speak very softly because Rocky has excellent hearing (very true fact from the book). He's whispering and Rocky can still hear him, ha! 

Oh, wait! There's another Rocky moment in the movie that didn't quite gel with the book. The film got it right that Eridians like to watch other Eridians sleep (he often asks Grace if he can watch him sleep), but they do not like anyone to see them eat as it is a private matter. In the book, when Grace asks if he can observe him eat (he let Rocky watch him eat), Rocky is very hesitant about this. In the movie, Rocky is watching Grace eat and he comments, "Grace look disgust when eat." The Rocky I know and love would never say that. In the book when he watched Ryland eat, he was intrigued. When Ryland (in the movie) asks how it looks when he (Rocky) eats, Rocky replies, "Beautiful" and when Ryland asks him to show him, he's fine with it. No, no, no! Rocky would never volunteer to eat in front of anyone and he would never refer to it as "Beautiful!" Quite the opposite! 

Rocky was the sole Eridian on his spacecraft because the other twenty-three that were with him all died of radiation. Grace comments in the video diary that Rocky's species doesn't know anything about radiation or relativity, which is true to the book, but goes way more in depth.

Ryland and Rocky come up with a plan to orbit the planet where astrophage breeds to collect a sample and figure out why it's not eating the Tau Ceti star. (I just looked up Tau Ceti and it appears to be a real star with its own Wikipedia page. I just scanned it because it looks really boring.) So they do that and decide to give this planet a name. They decide to name it after Rocky's mate, but Grace needs a word to translate it into something he can speak. When this happens in the book, I knew he was going to suggest Adrian and I've never even seen the Rocky movies, but even I know there's an Adrian. And, yes, this is exactly what happens and they name the planet Adrian. 

Once they collect the samples, they do some experiments. I did like Ryalnd's shirt which showed a picture of the periodic table and under it were the words "I wear this shirt periodically." I bet he's a fan of Breaking Bad, but really, who wouldn't be? The samples they found include life. Rocky gets excited and exclaims, "Life is reason!" He explains that "Life on Adrian makes astrophage die" and if they bring this predator home, their stars won't die. 

Now they have a new plan where they will get very close to the Adrian atmosphere and lower a collector that Rocky has assembled to, you guessed it, collect more samples to get this Adrian predator. Grace will have to go out on the hull to reel in the collector to reel it in, like he's fishing. If they're not at a precise angle and speed, they will die. That's not terrifying. Grace is able to collect what he needs during the mission, but once back inside the ship they hear a loud creaking noise and realize that the gravity is tearing the ship apart. Grace hits his head and passes out and Rocky risks his life by getting out of his makeshift bubble that's keeping him safe (you know because he and Grace are used to different atmospheres) and drags Grace to his bed where he's given medical treatments. Poor Rocky is on fire, but makes it back to his little pressurized ball. When Grace wakes up and sees a trail of black sludge, he realizes that Rocky got out to save him. He sees an unconscious Rocky and is happy when he wakes up a few days later (or however long it is.) I have to say this scene is way more emotional/scarier/crazier in the book. 

While Rocky is unconscious, Ryland creates the predator that he dubs taulmeaba. He tells a comatose Rocky that all they have to do now is "breed enough to survive the trip." It was really cute when he makes a bunch of get well cards and tapes them to Rocky's sphere.  

Okay, remember when I mentioned that Grace meets the three astronauts that will be on the mission, but one of them (DuBois) wasn't aboard the spacecraft, question? This is because he was killed a few days before the flight was to depart. When I saw a flashback scene of Ryland and Stratt standing outside with a large building in the background, I immediately knew which scene this was from the book. I knew the building was going to blow up because inside there were scientists (including DuBois) who were working "with a dangerous amount of astrophage." That is why there was no DuBois. And you may also be wondering why DuBois's replacement didn't replace him. It's because he was also killed in the same explosion. That seemed kind of dumb! But this is the reason why Grace was abroad. He is pretty much the only scientist available that knows what's going on with Project Hail Mary. He did not want to go, but was pretty much forced to go. He was scared of dying, but Stratt pointed out if he didn't go, he would die anyway, along with the rest of the planet. 

At one point, Ryland has to tell Rocky that he's not going to survive this trip. Rocky is upset by this, but Ryland tells him he's made peace with it. When Rocky discovers that Ryland will need two million kilograms of astrophage, he has plenty and is happy to give him some so he can make the trip home. Grace starts crying because he is so overwhelmed with happiness. When this happens in the book, Rocky ask him why his face is leaking (question?), but he never asks this in the movie! He also cried when he found out that Rocky was okay after being unconscious. 

Everything seems to be looking up. Both Ryland and Rocky will save their planets and Ryland will get to go home. It will be a loooong trip, but now he has the mileage (it's that the right word, question? Probably not) to get there. The journey will be four years, 2 months, and eleven days. And I thought the road trip I took from Omaha to Charleston about a decade ago that took about two full days was never ending! 

Ryland and Rocky say their tearful goodbyes (well, Rocky isn't crying because he physically can't) and Ryland even gets to visit Rocky's oddly shaped spacecraft (which is not a scene in the book) before they go their separate ways. So there's twenty minutes left in the movie and about this part in the audiobook, there was about an hour and a half left, so I knew they were going to rush/skip over a few things!

There's one last issue Grace has to deal with and this goes way more in depth and is a lot more stressful in the book! Like, when this was going on in the book, I was STRESSED OUT! But maybe because I knew everything would work out, I was less stressed out while watching the movie. Plus it all happens pretty quickly, so there was no time to stress! 

Grace hears a warning on the ship saying "contaminant detected." The taumoeba were able to get through the Xenonite which they were in. Luckily, he was able to stop them before they ate all the astrophage on the ship, which remember, are his ticket home. The issue is that he's worried about Rocky because Rocky's ship is made of Xenonite and the taumoeba will already be in his fuel line. He's going to be stranded without fuel and his life support systems will fail. As Ryland muses, "He's looking at a long, slow painful death alone." How do you say "Rocky is f***ed" in Eridian, question? 

Ryland must make a Sophie's choice: return to Earth or go and save Rocky. He only has enough fuel to choose one. Of course he saves his space buddy! I do think he made the right choice. Rocky is such a great character, you can't help but cheer for Ryland to save the alien. And of course Rocky is indepted to him and puts in a good word for him on his planet where Ryland will be a guest for the unforeseeable future. He's even pretty much fluent in Eridian by now! 

And yes, Earth is saved too He was able to send the taumoeba to fight off the astrophage and Earth will be spared, hurray! The one thing I don't like is that we see an older Stratt watching the videos Grace sent and he's talking about Rocky and showing footage of him. In the book, nobody ever found out about Rocky (because there was no video diary!) and I kind of liked it that way. 

I enjoyed the movie and I implore everyone who also liked it to check out the book, especially the audiobook. It is definitely worth the 16 hours.