Monday, December 2, 2024

Incognito

Mrs. Doubtfire
Director: Chris Colombus
Cast: Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan, Lisa Jakub, Matthew Lawrence, Mara Wilson, Harvey Fierstein
Released: November 24, 1993

Oscar nominations: 
Makeup (won) 

This is a movie I've seen several times and it was a childhood favorite of mine. It still makes me laugh today, though if you think about it, this movie is really messed up! I don't think they could make this movie today. Not because of the transphobia (they could easily take that out), but just because it's so messed up what this guy does just to be with his children. The '90s (especially the early '90s!) were a different time. I remember seeing this in the theater with my family and it was packed. 

Daniel and Miranda Hillard (Robin Williams and Sally Field) live in a beautiful San Francisco home with their three children: fourteen-year-old Lydia (Lisa Jakub, the only other role I've known her from is Independence Day (she played Randy Quaid's daughter)); twelve-year-old Chris (Matthew Lawrence, probably best known for playing Shawn's half-brother in the later seasons of Boy Meets World); and five-year-old Natalie (Mara Wilson, who was also in Matilda and the remake of Miracle on 34th Street). We learn that Daniel's and Miranda's marriage has been rocky for quite awhile now. Miranda gets a phone call from her fussy old lady neighbor who is complaining about all the noise coming from her house. She comes home early to find her husband has given their son an elaborate birthday party complete with farm animals (the goats are eating the petunias on the front steps and the pony ate the birthday cake she had brought home), rap music blaring and hyped-up little kids on sugar (one who is even swinging from the chandelier; ooh, I would've been livid!). They get into a huge fight and this is the last straw for Miranda and she tells him she wants a divorce. He wants them to get help, but she is done with him! I never understood how these two were ever married. She is very type A, by-the-book, likes a schedule, very orderly, while he just likes to have fun! And it's said they've been having problems for fourteen years! They just never made sense as a couple to me. She tells him that they've "grown apart", they're "different", and they "have nothing in common" (that's an understatement!). 

At a court hearing, Miranda is awarded sole custody of the kids since she has the house and a career. (Daniel was fired from his job as a voice actor for an animated series at the beginning of the movie because he refused to voice a character who smoked. Miranda is a high-end interior designer, so you know she's the one bringing in the money and is able to pay for their beautiful Victorian home. I read that it sold for $4.5 million in 2016 and I'm still sure it cost a pretty penny in 1993!) The judge tells Daniel he will have visitation rights every Saturday and Daniel isn't happy about this arrangement, but he is assured that it's only temporary and that he will be assigned a court liaison to oversee his case. He has three months to get a job and a place to live and if he is deemed fit to her a parent, then the judge will consider a joint-custody arrangement. 

He finds an apartment and with the help of his court liaison, Mrs. Sellner, gets a job at a television studio where he will be boxing and shipping film reels. So now he has a place to live and a job, so he's on the right track... or is he? 

The first Saturday the kids spend at his apartment doesn't go very well. His place is a mess because many of the boxes haven't been unpacked yet. Miranda was one hour late dropping off the kids and now she's an hour early to pick them up. When they hear her honk the car outside, they get up to leave, but he yells at them to sit down and tells them, "You're on my time now. You're my goddamn kids too." 

Miranda lets herself in and sarcastically says, "Oh, Daniel, how charming" as she looks around. Rightfully, he is not happy with her and she explains her earliness, saying she has a lot of errands to run: the bank, the market, and she has to drop off an ad for a housekeeper at the newspaper office. Okay, so throughout this movie, I am on Miranda's side 99% of the time, but I can absolutely understand Daniel being angry with her here. Why doesn't she just run those errands without her three kids? She still has an hour left! I'm sure she can do all that within an hour! And she'll probably be able to get them done quicker without the kids in tow! But, of course, she needs to mention the housekeeper so Daniel can ask her about that. She tells him she wants "someone to be there when the children get home from school, to clean, possibly start dinner." She's going to pay this person $300 a week. He asks to see the ad and she reluctantly agrees. While she's distracted with the kids, he changes a couple of digits in the phone numbers. We all know what he has planned! 

But before he goes to drastic measures, he does ask her if he can take care of the kids after school. He can pick them up and they can stay with him until she gets home from work and he'll drop them off. She replies, "I'll think about it," which they all know means no. She must really hate her ex-husband if she doesn't want to save $300 a week and just have him take care of the kids! However, Miranda seems to think her decision in not letting him take care of the kids is justified when Natalie lets her know, "We're his goddamn kids too!" The icy look Miranda gives to Daniel! Mother Miranda did not like that! 

Next we get a montage of Daniel calling Miranda several times and using different voices, pretending to be someone interested in the housekeeping job who clearly isn't qualified. Even though he used different voices, I found it suspicious that Miranda never recognized any of these callers as her ex. I'm sure she's familiar with his different voices or at least would recognize his tone or something. When he finally calls as the perfect English nanny (something tells me Mary Poppins was an inspiration!), he knows Miranda is going to hire her. She tells Miranda that she has worked for the Smythe family of Elbourne, England for the last fifty years. So, two things: I looked up Elbourne, England, and no such town exists. There is a Melbourne, England (which I did not know existed; I just know the city in Australia and I think there's a Melbourne in Florida. I am kind of surprised this will not be a problem for him later, but I'll get to that when we get there). Also, how could she have worked for the Smythe family for the last fifty years? We are never really given an age for Daniel's created nanny, but later it will be mentioned that he was impersonating a sixty-year-old woman, so that means she would have been working for the Smythe family since she was ten! Maybe at the time of the call, Daniel was imagining her to be seventy or older? I don't know why I'm so invested in the timeline of a fictitious English woman, but I am! Miranda tells the caller about her children and the "perfect English nanny" lays it on a little thick calling the girls "two precious gems" and the boy "the little prince." When Miranda tells her there might be some cooking involved, she replies her only rule is that "they'll only eat, good nutritious food." Daniel must have known that would give his English nanny bonus points because Miranda has a huge grin on her face and asks her to come for an interview Monday evening at 7:30. Also, that will not be her "only rule". So even though Daniel had a whole backstory ready for his perfect nanny/housekeeper, he had forgotten to give her a name and when Miranda asks her for her name, he is caught off guard. It makes no sense why he wouldn't have a name ready, but we do get the iconic scene of him glancing at the paper and seeing the headline that reads "Police Doubt Fire Was Accidental" and getting the name that way. Just think, if he had already thought of a name ahead of time, we probably would have gotten something boring like "Imogen Potter" (lol, I just came up with the most random English name I could think of; I know Harry Potter came out after this movie, but I was thinking of Beatrix Potter). Although he needed inspiration for the last name, he comes up with Mrs. Doubtfire's first name on his own: Euphegenia. Is that even a name? It sounds very...unseemly. 

Daniel goes to see his brother, Frank (Harvey Fierstein), who we had met earlier in the movie and found out he works in theater, making costumes and masks. He asks him, "Can you make me a woman?" and he has come to the right place! I do have to wonder what he would have done if he didn't know anybody in this line of work. There's no way he could have pulled off pretending to be a totally different person without Frank's help! When Euphegenia Doubtfire is created, we only see her from the back, but we are shown close ups of Daniel putting on a padded, ample female bodysuit (Mrs. Doubtfire is a bit on the pudgy side), being fitted for a mask (which will be the thing that really sells him as being a totally different person), and zipping up the skirt.

Okay, a quick disclaimer. So obviously the pronouns are quite confusing, but I will be using she/her when talking about Mrs. Doubtfire. 

The first time the audience meets Euphegenia Doubtfire is the first time the Hillard family meets her too. (Although I went back and watched the trailer and they totally show Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire from several scenes. I feel like they would keep that hidden from audience members if this movie were made today (though it would be a totally different movie!) and the reveal of Mrs. Doubtfire would be a surprise for the audience. Miranda has the kids all line up in front of the stairs to meet her. Chris says the thing that everyone is probably thinking: "Geez, you're big for a lady." She laughs it off and tells him she played football and was the captain of the woman's team. Obviously, Daniel knows what he's doing because his son loves and plays soccer and Mrs. Doubtfire brings up Stuart Little to Natalie because he knows that's one of her favorite books. Lydia is the only one who isn't exactly charmed by Mrs. Doubtfire. She asks her mom why can't Dad take care of them. Of course, Mrs. Doubtfire has some thoughts on this! She tells Miranda that perhaps the childrens' father would be "a more appropriate person." This right there should have been Miranda's first clue! Why would this woman, who would be getting $300 a week, suggest someone else? There's no way if she were real, she would turn it down! 

Miranda tells Lydia, "If he would get a job and a decent apartment" (I thought he already had a job at this point?), Mrs. Doubtfire interrupts to say, "I'm sure you normally would encourage the children to step out of the room before you verbally bash their father." Okay, a few things here:
-I don't think Miranda was "verbally bashing" her ex.
-Would someone who was just meeting their employer for the first time really intervene like that? Sure, it might be a little uncomfortable if the mother was talking bad about their father, but she really wasn't. She does make a joke and says if she sent her kids to another room everytime she talked bad about Daniel, she might never see them again. I love how she laughs at her own joke and how stone-faced Mrs. Doubtfire is. 

I did find it a little weird that Mrs. Doubtfire called Natalie "Nattie" and Lydia ""Lydie" without anyone telling her they go by those nicknames. I was trying to think if Daniel had called them by those nicknames earlier in the movie, but couldn't remember. He does call them by those names later on in the movie (as their dad). 

After the kids have gone upstairs, Miranda tells Mrs. Doubtfire that the kids are upset with her and the Englishwoman replies, "Probably the divorce" without really thinking and when Miranda asks, "How did you know?", she replies that she can "sense" it the way Lydia talked about her father. They continued talking in the kitchen where Miranda asks her potential housekeeper if she would like some tea and Mrs. Doubtfire offers to make it. When she opens the cabinet, she goes on about the perfectly organized cubby where everything is in its place complete with name tags. Miranda tells her that her husband never appreciated it. By Mrs. Doubtfire's overly enthused tone, I could sense that. I laughed when Mrs. Doubtfire called Miranda's husband "a dolt". 

 She continues making the tea and cracks a joke that there isn't a label for everything. When Miranda points out she seems to know where everything is, Mrs. Doubtfire tells her "everything is so accessible." She brings up the divorce again and asks Miranda if her ex not appreciating her organization was the reason she divorced him. This seems like very dangerous territory! 

Miranda tells Mrs. Doubtfire that she reminds her of someone and that it feels like they've known each other for years. Mrs. Doubtfire replies, "Maybe we knew each other in another life." This drops really quickly when Miranda tells her that she would love for her to come and work for her.

When Daniel returns to his apartment still dressed as Mrs. Doubtire, Mrs. Sellner, his court liaison, is waiting for him to check on his apartment. It seems kind of late for this kind of thing. Come to think of it, so did Miranda having the meeting with Mrs. Doubtfire on a Monday night. Why not have her come over on a Sunday afternoon? But I digress. At first Daniel starts talking in his regular voice, then quickly changes to Mrs. Doubtfire's English (though, she sounds more Scottish, but my ear is untrained when it comes to the dialects of the UK) accent. She introduces herself as Daniel's sister; "his much older sister", haha, he adds that when Mrs. Sellner gives her a doubting look. She asks if Mr. Hillard is home and tells her she has an appointment with him. Mrs. Doubtfire tells her she'll go inside to get him and he'll be right there, but Mrs. Sellner offers to come in with her. Daniel isn't getting off the hook that easily! 

As Mrs. Sellner waits in the (very messy) living room, Daniel quickly goes to his room where he takes off the padded bodysuit, wig, face mask, etc. From his bedroom, he talks to Mrs. Sellner using many puns about the changes he's gone through. As he's talking to her, he puts the mask on a head of a manequinn in front of an OPEN window. Nothing can go wrong there! 

When Daniel appears (pretending he's just stepped out of the shower and and was getting dressed in his room), he tells Mrs. Sellner he has two jobs - one where he's working at an educational film and TV company and one where he's cleaning houses. Mrs. Sellner gives him a look because his own apartment is a mess. He jokes it's not his place he's cleaning. I'm surprised he mentioned the housekeeping gig because what if she had asked for the number of his employee? That would have been awkward! She doesn't, though.  She asks about his sister and he tells her she's his half-sister (probably to explain why she's so much older!) and that she's half-English and half-American. I suppose he has to say she's half-American because he's American, but Mrs. Doubtfire is giving 100% UK vibes.

Daniel mentions that his "sister" makes a great cup of tea and Mrs. Sellner asks Daniel if she could make some tea. Why Daniel doesn't tell her his sister had a long day and is getting ready for bed, I don't know. That's all he had to do. He tells her to wait right there and he'll go get his sister. As he's in his room changing back into Mrs. Doubtfire, the window is open and two kids in the apartment across from him are laughing and pointing at him. He goes to pull the blinds and this is when he knocks the head mannequin over and the mask flies down to the street below and gets ran over by a truck. 

He runs into the kitchen to start making tea, frantically looking for anything that can hide his face. This scene was so stress-inducing! He hears Mrs. Sellner asking if she can help and as Mrs. Doubtfire, shouts "No!" Just as Mrs. Sellner walks into the kitchen, he grabs a cake (don't ask why he had a whole cake in his fridge), sticks his face in it and pops up and exclaims "Hellooooo!" to Mrs. Sellner with frosting covered all her his face. We've all seen this scene; you know what I'm talking about! It always cracks me up the way he says "Hellloooo!" Transformed now into Mrs. Doubtfire, she explains to Mrs. Sellner that she's wearing her nightly meringue mask and starts pouring the tea. Oh, man, I laughed so hard when large drops of frosting plop into the tea cups. I think three fell into Mrs. Sellner's cup. Mrs. Doubtfire laughs and tells her now she's got her cream and sugar. I bet Mrs. Sellner is sorry she asked for tea in the first place! I would have been so grossed out! 

Oh, here's a fun fact: this movie takes place in April because in the kitchen you can see a calendar opened to that month. 

Frank must have had some replacement masks ready to go because in the next scene we see Daniel retrieving one from his house. 

It's Mrs. Doubtfire's first day on the job and when she arrives the kids are watching The Dick Van Dyke Show. I'm sorry, but no. No kid from the '90s (or any time) would be watching some black and white comedy from the '60s. This was probably the only show they could get the rights to. These '90s kids would be watching Duck Tales or Animaniacs or Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?! Trust me, I was there, I know! 

Lydia isn't happy when Mrs. Doubtfire turns off the TV and tells them it's time for homework and that she's in charge from three to seven and they will " follow a schedule" and those who don't follow it will be punished. Now why didn't Daniel do this as their dad? Maybe he could have saved himself a lot of hassle if had had been a parent instead of trying to be his kids' best friend! The word "punish" has little Natalie pretty freaked out, but Lydia tells her sister their new baby-sitter is lying and she wouldn't punish them, but Mrs. Doubtfire replies, "Don't fuss with me." Heh, I chuckled with how she accentuated the "fuh" sound in fuss. I have to wonder if that was a callback to the famous Elisabeth Shue line in Adventures in Baby-Sitting, also directed by Chris Columbus. 

The next thing we see are all the kids cleaning while Mrs. Doubtfire is laying on the couch reading the paper and sipping an iced tea. Lydia is vacuuming, Chris is cleaning a wall and Natalie is polishing the job. I had to laugh at the oldest getting the easiest job. I can understand vacuuming and maybe some light dusting, but washing the wall and polishing silver? That seems a bit extreme. Why not have them do something like empty the dishwasher or take out the trash? Those seem like more realistic chores for kids to do. If I were one of those kids, I would hate Mrs. Doubtfire and I would definitely rat her out to my mom about how she made me do all these chores while she just lounged around. Lydia calls her out on it and says what she's doing is exploitation. 

While the kids are upstairs working on their homework, Mrs. Doubtfire is starting an elaborate dinner with four boiling pots on the stove (the most burners I ever use at a time is 2!) and a thick cookbook open. I had to laugh because the pages of the cookbook are severely stained. Good thing there's about a thousand pages in this book (I'm telling you, that thing is thick!) so Miranda will probably never notice unless she makes that meal. I'm not really sure why Daniel decided to cook something so complicated on his first day as Mrs. Doubtfire. We see he ordered takeout when the kids visited him in his apartment for the first time so something tells me he doesn't cook very often! There's fish in one pan and it looks very burnt and unappetizing. Mrs. Doubtfire leans in very close to and starts to smell burnt rubber. Of course the large bosoms of the body suit have gotten too close to the hot burners and catch on fire! After putting them out with pan lids, she ends up getting take out from Valenti's which is advertised as "fine restaurant and gourmet take out food" in the phone book. Ha, remember phone books? Remember how bulky and heavy and annoying they were? Remember when we had to look up numbers in the phone BOOK instead of just Googling them or asking Siri/Alexa to make a call for us? How archaic! I was listening to a podcast review of this movie and one of the hosts, when talking about this scene with the phone book, said, "How did we even survive back then?" which cracked me up. 

Anyhoo, four meals are delivered to the Hillard household and cost a total of $135.27 (there was an additional twenty bucks added for the "extra rush"). I looked up to see what that would be the equivalent to in 2024 and it would cost nearly $300! Paying $135 would be bad enough, but can you imagine having to dig out $300 from your own pocket? There goes half of Mrs. Doubtfire's first weeks' pay! 

I've seen this movie many times and I'm still not sure exactly what their dinner was. There's a salad with raspberries and the main dish appears to be noodles (some of the noodles are green, so maybe they're made with pesto?) shrimp, some kind of sauce, and carrots. I gotta be honest...this meal...doesn't look that good. 

When Miranda comes home, she is delighted because the kids were upstairs doing their homework, the house is clean, and Mrs. Doubtfire is setting up the dinner in the dining room complete with lit candles. Seriously, if Daniel had put in half the effort as Mrs. Doubtfire, he might still be married to Miranda! Or at least she wouldn't mind sharing joint custody with him. As Mrs. Doubtfire leaves, Lydia runs outside to thank her and tell her that she hasn't seen her mom that happy in a long time. It's kind of ironic (and a bit messed up) that it's Miranda's ex-husband in disguise who is making her happy. 

It's Montage Time! We see the passage of time as Daniel spends time with his kids as Mrs. Doubtfire (it's kind of sad how he sees his kids more when he's a sixty-year-old English woman than he does as their own father) set to Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady." Okay, for the longest time I thought the song was called "Do It Like a Lady." During this montage we also see Daniel in his apartment watching Julia Child as he takes notes and expands his cooking chops. 

I have yet to mention another important character in this movie! Two years before he was James Bond, Pierce Brosnan played Stuart Denmeyer, a former flame of Miranda's. He is very handsome and very successful and he has recently decided to restore a mansion on Nob Hill (lol that should have been the title if there was a sequel to Notting Hill) and wants to make it into a $500 a night B&B and has specifically asked Miranda for her expertise in decorating the interior. We will find out later that they knew each other their junior year of college. My head cannon is that they dated in college, but then he moved back to his homeland of England (Pierce Brosnan is actually Irish, which I did not know!) and then she met Daniel and eventually married him. During Daniel's stint as Mrs. Doubtfire, Miranda and Stuart start seeing each other. Yes, it does seem a bit fast for her to start dating so soon after getting a divorce, but it's all for the purpose of the plot of the movie and it's not like Miranda and Stuart are engaged at the end of the movie (my other head canon is that they do eventually get married...I think Miranda deserves a happy ending with what she went through in this movie!).

Daniel is aware that Miranda is seeing Stuart because we see him as Mrs. Doubtfire looking out the window to see him bringing Miranda home. The first time he meets Stuart is also as Mrs. Doubtfire (because why would Miranda introduce her new beau to her ex?) when she comes to the house and Stuart is there, also meeting the kids for the first time. Stuart tells Mrs. Doubtfire that Miranda has been raving about her; she replies, "She's never mentioned you", heh. Stuart tells her that he was raised in London and asks what part of England she's from and she replies, "Here and there, all over really" and he tells her that her accent is "a little muddled." Luckily for Daniel, the fictional town of Elbourne, England is never brought up. 

Miranda chats with her, all giddy, telling her that Stuart is a friend and she doesn't know what's happening with their relationship, but she's clearing glowing over him and asks Mrs. Doubtfire if she thinks he's fabulous and her housekeeper replies, "Oh, kind of, if you like that rugged, handsome type." Miranda tells her that Stuart wants to go out for drinks and thinks that's harmless, but Mrs. Doubtfire disagrees and tells her employer that she thinks it's too soon and she needs "to give [her] divorce some time". I'm really not sure why Miranda is getting dating/relationship advice from her housekeeper, especially when she's only been working for her for only a couple of months by this point. Mrs. Doubtfire definitely crosses the line when she tells Miranda she needs "to let [her] sheets cool down before she brings someone else into the bed." If I were Miranda, I'd be telling Mrs. D. to mind her own damn business! Instead, Miranda just asks her how long after Mr. Doubtfire died she started to feel any desire for anyone else and Mrs. Doubtfire replies, "Never", because of course! She seems to shame Miranda for having any thoughts of being with another man which just seems so out of line that I'm surprised Miranda isn't more offended by this. Of course, (spoiler ahead, but we all know what happens) after she finds out that this was her ex the whole time ("the whole time?") this conversation will make a lot more sense since he's obviously jealous. 

So it's around this point in the movie when Lydia and Chris find out that Mrs. Doubtfire is actually their father. It happens when she uses the bathroom and Chris also has to go and he just barges in even though the door is closed. Well, does he ever get the surprise when he sees Mrs. Doubtfire urinating standing up! He freaks out and runs to Lydia's room. Mrs. Doubtfire comes in and tells them, "I'm not who you think I am." Chris replies, "No sh*t" and in his normal voice, their father says, "Watch your mouth, young man" and that's when they figure out it's their dad and he admits it's him. I'm not sure why he just didn't admit it was him right after Chris discovered Mrs. Doubtfire was not a woman. He tells them they can't tell their mom or Natalie. In the recent words of Chris, no sh*t! He does acknowledge that what he's doing is highly illegal because he mentions if their mother finds out, he'll "only be able to see [them] through a plate glass." 

Looking back, I'm not really sure why they had the two oldest kids discover their new nanny was actually their dad. I don't think they ever admit to their mom they knew it was their dad (at least it's now shown onscreen if they do) and nothing really comes of them knowing it's really him. It would have made more sense if them knowing it was their dad came back into the plot. Like, perhaps if they knew he would be going to their mom's birthday dinner with them as Mrs. Doubtfire and also had an important job interview as himself at the same restaurant at the same time, they could have helped him make up excuses (as Mrs. Doubtfire) to leave the table for long periods of time. 

We get another scene of Miranda having a heart to heart with Mrs. Doubtfire and they get on the subject of marriage which turns to Daniel and she pretty much asks her what happened with her marriage. Miranda tells her at first he was "romantic and passionate" and Mrs. Doubtfire interjects to tell her "he sounds like an absolute stud", haha. She apologizes for being rude in advance, then want to know "how he was on a scale of 1-10." Again, I would tell her to mind her own business, but Miranda just replies that he was "okay" (heh) and continues to say, "It was Daniel's spontaneity and his energy [she] fell in love with" and adds that he was funny and could always make her laugh, but after a few years, everything stopped being funny. She was working all the time while he was between jobs, she never got to see the kids, and the house was always a mess, and often cried herself to sleep. Poor Miranda! That sounds rough. Again, I still don't understand how these two ended up married! They really don't seem like a good match. She tells her she was turning into a horrible person and didn't want her kids growing up with a mother like that and adds she's a better person when she's not with Daniel. She sure is opening up a lot to this person she's just met! I wonder if Miranda has a therapist? It sounds like she might need one. 

Meanwhile, at his other job, the TV studio where he works as himself, we see him watching a boring host of a childrens' program talking about dinosaurs in a monotone voice. How did this guy even get this job and stay on the air for so long? Daniel even makes a crack that this guy was putting him to sleep when he was a kid, so he's been on the air for awhile! He meets Jonathan Lundy, the owner and general manager of the station. This will eventually lead into Daniel doing an impromptu show on an empty set and Lundy will catch him and loves his act and will invite him out to dinner to talk about him getting his own show.

Well, it turns out that Miranda is celebrating her birthday with Stuart and the kids and they will be going to Bridges, the same restaurant the interview will be set up at on the same day at the same time! San Fransisco is a huge city so I love that both these events are happening at the same place. Of course, this turns out to be a big inconvience for Daniel when Miranda asks Mrs. Doubtfire to join them for dinner. After finding out when the dinner is, she tells her she can't, but Miranda pleads with her to join them and adds "I can't have my birthday without you." But why? Why is it so important she have her housekeeper join them? She does add that she's "part of the family now", but is she really? Daniel will see if he can reschedule the interview with Mr. Lundy, but he is booked solid. I don't know why he just doesn't make up an excuse and have Mrs. Doubtfire become sick or have to travel to England or something. 

At Bridges, he arrives with the family dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire and sees Mr. Lundy ahead of them. He hears him ask to sit in the non-smoking section (ah, yes, remember when restaurants were divided into smoking and non-smoking), so when the host asks Miranda where they would prefer to sit, Mrs. Doubtfire quickly insists they sit in the smoking section because she used to smoke and that the best way to keep from smoking "is to be around those who do smoke." If I were Miranda, I would give her a hard no, especially with three kids and one being so young! 

Under his Mrs. Doubtfire getup, Daniel is wearing a suit. That must have reeked with all that padding and fabric over it! He will get away from the table with his family (and Stuart, heh) four times. The first time is just to call the restaurant (the very same one he's already at) to ask them to give a message to Mr. Lundy that he will be late because of traffic. The other three times, Mrs. Doubtfire will make up an excuse to leave the table and goes into the restroom to change. While he's changing out of the Mrs. Doubtfire getup, they speed up the camera. They act like he's getting out of it really quick and I'm sure he's going as fast as he can, but it's gotta take some time to get out of this thing: there's the clothes, the bodysuit, the stockings and shoes, the jewelry, the wig, the mask, he's gotta wipe off the makeup. And I'm sure it's even more of a hassle to put all that stuff back on! I wonder how long the Hillard family and Stuart were waiting for Mrs. Doubtfire and how long Mr. Lundy was waiting for Daniel. I feel like a real life situation of this would not work as seamlessly as it does in the movie (well, at first it goes smoothly for him...).

The first time he meets with Mr. Lundy (and he was able to get away from his family by having Mrs. Doubtfire tell Miranda that she needed to take her medication orally (the look on Miranda's face!), he has quite a few drinks of Scotch with him, then looks over and sees his family looks bored because they're waiting for Mrs. Doubtfire to return before they order, so he makes an excuse to leave the table.

Because he's had so much to drink, when he returns as Mrs. Doubtfire, she falls out of the chair when she sits down. Pierce Brosnan looks like he's trying not to crack up. They all order and for some odd reason, Stuart orders the jambalaya, but tells the waiter not to make it to spicy because he's allergic to pepper. Since when can you order jambalaya that isn't spicy? That's the whole point of jambalaya: it's spicy! If you don't want spicy, order the white fish or something, I don't know! But don't order the freakin' jambalaya! 

Mrs. Doubtfire leaves the table again and this time when Daniel returns to the table with Mr. Lundy, he asks him why he's wearing lipstick and smells like perfume (he had doused himself earlier when getting re-dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire and apparently forgot to wipe off the lip
stick). He says he ran into a waitress he used to date and they started making out, thus the lipstick and perfume. Mr. Lundy is a dirty old man and wants to know if the girl has a "lady friend" for him and Daniel says he'll go ask, giving him an excuse to leave. 

Just after he has changed into Mrs. Doubtfire, he hears the kitchen staff say the food for the table his family is sitting at is ready, so he puts a chef coat over Mrs. Doubtfire's dress, goes into the kitchen and sprinkles the jambalaya with cayenne pepper. Only in movies and TV shows does this happen where someone can walk into a kitchen of a restaurant and nobody will say anything. Instead of going to the family's table, he returns to Mr. Lundy's table still dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire (those Scotch's really did a number on him!) and Mr. Lundy gives him an odd look and asks, "Why in God's name are you dressed like a woman?" Daniel does some pretty quick thinking and introduces him to Euphegenia Doubtfire, the new host for the children's TV show. Luckily for him, Mr. Lundy seems to like Mrs. Doubtfire.

Meanwhile, at the other table, they decide to start eating their food without their housekeeper because Miranda doesn't want their dinner to get cold. Predictably, Stuart starts choking on the shrimp and Daniel sees this and runs across the restaurant and as he's giving him the Heimlich maneuver, the mask starts to slip off. A shrimp flies out of his mouth and lands on the table right next to little Natalie, probably scarring her for life (that girl will never have an appetite for shrimp!). I have to wonder what was the point of making Stuart allergic to cayenne pepper? It was him choking that was the problem, not an allergic reaction. Maybe they had him be allergic so Daniel would feel guilty about adding the pepper or they wanted Daniel to be the reason Stuart almost died so Daniel could see he was being way out of line? Who knows? 

By this time the mask is halfway off his face and it's obvious who Mrs. Doubtfire really is. Even Daniel knows the jig is up because he uses his normal voice to ask Stuart if he's all right. Miranda is just looking on in pure horror. I love it when when she says, "The whole time you were -- the whole time?" Best line of the movie! She is so upset and the family leaves. They barely even got to eat their dinner! 

The next scene takes us straight to the courtroom where Daniel points out he has a residence suited for children (after becoming Mrs. Doubtfire his place became a lot cleaner!) and has held down a job (of course he's talking about working at the TV studio, not being Mrs. Doubtfire!). He admits he had some "questionable behavior", but says he's "addicted to his children" which may not be the best word to use in a situation like this! He gives this very heartfelt speech, but the judge says he thinks what he just saw a "performance from a very gifted actor" and tells him he's giving full custody to Miranda. He bears more bad news, telling him he will now have supervised visits every Saturday and wants him to get psychologically evaluated and then they will reexamine the case in one year. 

Back at the Hillard home, Miranda is trying to find a new housekeeper/nanny, but no one seems as perfect as the fictitious Mrs. Doubtfire. They're all talking about how much they miss her as though she were a real person which Miranda points out she wasn't. While they're talking about her, they suddenly hear her voice coming from the other room and there on the TV is their father dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, hosting a children's educational show. Looks like it didn't take any time at all for him to get that gig! 

In the end, Miranda talks with Daniel and he will now pick up the kids after school to take care of them until Miranda gets home from work. She got everything taken care of so it will just be them and he will be able to see them for more than one day a week. Perhaps this is what she should have done all along, but then again, if Daniel had never been Mrs. Doubtfire he wouldn't have needed an excuse to discipline his kids or make sure they eat healthy or clean the house. 

I have to wonder what would have happened if Daniel was never found out as Mrs. Doubtfire. If he had successfully passed his court case within the three months, I assume the kids would spend time with their father after school, much like the arrangement at the end of the movie, but maybe Miranda would still want Mrs. Doubtfire to clean the house for her. In that case, I'm guessing Daniel would come up with some excuse and have Mrs. Doubtfire tell her she's moving back to England. I do wonder if Lydia or Chris would ever tell their mom who Mrs. Doubtfire really was. Like, maybe ten or fifteen years from now, would they ever say, "Hey, Mom? Remember when we had that nanny for a few months about a decade ago right after you and Dad split up? Well, did you know that was actually Dad in that getup?" Hell, I wonder if they ever told her they knew it was their dad for awhile in the actual events of the movie. 

Saturday, November 9, 2024

Frozen

The Day After Tomorrow
Director: Roland Emmerich
Cast: Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum, Ian Holm, Sela Ward
Released: May 28, 2004
Viewed in theaters: May 31, 2004


So an amusing little tidbit before I begin my review: while I was taking notes for this movie, I could not, for the life of me, remember anyone's name so I would refer to them as "DQ" or "Jake" or "Emmy" or "Sela" until I figured out their character's name. I did figure out Dennis Quaid's characters's name was Jack and Jake Gyllenhaal's character's name was Sam within the first half hour, but it took me a long time before I figured out Emmy Rossum's character's name was Laura and I'm still not sure what Sela Ward's character's name is...Helen, maybe? I'll have to double check that. Also, it wasn't till the last half hour of the movie that I figured out Sam's nerd friend's name was Brian, and not Charlie, which is what I referred to him as for some reason while I was taking notes. It just cracks me me up that I couldn't remember anyone's name. 

This movie, about severe climate change that causes a new Ice Age across the globe, has a few different storylines going on at once as certain doom (and a blanket of snow) covers the Earth. We have three members of the Hall family, two of which we are mostly following. There is Jack Hall (Dennis Quaid), the paleoclimatologist, who predicts the Ice Age and is the one to brief the POTUS about what they need to do. His high school-age son, Sam (Jake Gyllenhaal) is in Manhattan (I think the Hall family lives in D.C, but I wasn't 100% sure about that) with some fellow classmates to compete in an academic decathlon. Then there's Dr. Lucy Hall (Sela Ward - yeah, I don't know where I got Helen!), Jack's wife, or maybe she's his ex-wife. I wasn't really sure. There's this scene that made me think that they might be exes, but it's never brought up. I mean, it honestly really doesn't matter. We have a snowstorm to worry about! We also follow a British scientist and two of his colleagues, but they will die respectfully towards the middle of the movie. Oh, and we see a few scenes with astronauts on the ISS, but they're just there so they can send photos back to NASA and we, the audience, can see the entire planet just covered in snow and ice.

Let's start with Jack's storyline first since he's the one to warn about the upcoming doom. The movie begins in Antarctica with Jack and two of his colleagues (and I had a hell of a time remembering their names so I would refer to them as "younger guy" and "older guy", but now I know that Frank is the older guy and Jason is the younger guy) drilling in the snow and ice. I don't know what they're doing, but while they're drilling, the ice cracks and a huge chasms appears. In a really ridiculous scene, Jack jumps from one side to the other to retrieve some tubes which I'm assuming hold very important information, but so important to risk your life? Of course, the chasm is growing even wider, so he will have to jump a wider distance with all these metal tubes in his arms. What a dumbass. He should have died right here. Of course, since Dennis Quaid is first billed in the movie, I knew he wouldn't. I had seen this movie before, but not for a very long time and couldn't remember if he died at the end of the movie. I knew they wouldn't kill his son, it would definitely be the father sacrificing his life is anyone had to die. But five minutes into the movie? Yeah, he's not dying here. Even though he can't use his arms for momentum, he manages to jump over this wide, gaping hole that not even a gold medal-wining long jumper could leap over. Settle in, gang! You're in for a Roland Emmerich disaster movie! Now, they do make it "suspenseful" because after he lands on the other side, he immediately falls, but he's able to use his ice pic to hang on and have his friends pull him back up. There's no way that thing would have held him. He should be dead....he actually should have fallen because there's no way he could have made that jump in the first place. 

Next, we see him presenting at a UN conference on global warming in New Delhi and tells them "what we have found locked in these ice cores is evidence of a cataclysmic climate shift which occurred around 10,000 years ago. The concentration of these natural greenhouse gases in the ice cores indicates that runaway warming pushed the planet into an ice age which lasted two centuries." I promise that will be the nerdiest sentence that I quote from this film! He goes on to say that global warming can trigger a cooling trend and that the northern hemisphere gets its temperate climate from the North Atlantic Current and they could see another Ice Age. When asked when he thinks this could happen, he replies, "Maybe in a hundred years, maybe in a thousand." Something tells me it could happen a lot sooner than he thinks! He says if they don't act soon, their children and grandchild will have to pay the price. The Vice President, who is clearly supposed to be based on Dick Cheney, tells him this will cost the world's economy "hundreds of billions of dollars" and who will pay for that and Jack reports that "the cost of doing nothing could even be higher and the VP says the economy is just as important as the environment (but you know he was thinking it was more important, lol). 

Outside, we see that it is snowing, which is a bit unusual for New Delhi. Could it be foreshadowing? A man introduces himself as Terry Rapson (Ian Holm) and asks Jack is he could talk to him about his theory on "abrupt climate shift." Jack knows him from the Hedland Climate Research Center in Scotland (not a real thing; I know cuz I Googled it!) and says he read his work on ocean currents. That must have been a riveting read! 

Terry has his own (much smaller) storyline with his two colleagues. Some of his storyline correlates with Jack because he's keeping him up to date on their findings. For instance, the temperature has dropped 13 degrees not far off the eastern coast of the U.S. Rapson calls Jack to tell him his theory is coming to fruition (much sooner than he thought!). 

So the scene where I thought Jack was divorced from his wife is when Lucy calls Jack to tell him she wants him to pick up Sam (their son) and take him to the airport since he's competing with the Scholastic Decathlon Team in New York. Jack is in an apartment when he answers the call and why would he need to pick up Sam if he lived at home? Again, it really doesn't matter, but just found it interesting. There also seems to be a strained relationship between Jack and his son. We find out that Jack travels a lot for his job (hell, we just saw he was in Antarctica and India in the first ten minutes of this movie!) so I'm guessing he's not always around when his son needs him and perhaps Sam resents him for that.

So now things are starting to look grim around the world, or at least in Tokyo and L.A. In the Japanese capital, huge chunks of hail are falling and in L.A., a bunch of scary tornadoes are forming. I admit that I laughed when the Hollywood sign is wiped out in five seconds by one. Two people in a helicopter are reporting about/filming the tornadoes. Are they really that stupid? Why would you be in a helicopter when there are five or six huge tornadoes going on at once? 

L.A. has been completely destroyed. The news anchor announces that the FAA has ordered all planes to land, though it was too late for two planes that crashed in the Midwest due to turbulence. I know this isn't terrorism, but this feels a little too close to 9/11, especially since this movie came out only three years later.

At a meeting with important figures, we find out "The Canadians are reporting tremendous circulation moving down from the Arctic" and "Australia saw the strongest typhoon ever recorded." Everyone's wondering what could cause all this and Jack tells them how he thinks the current has changed. At this, everyone starts murmuring. He says that because of melting polar ice, a lot of fresh water has been dumped into the ocean, which is bad, but things are going to get worse and they're "on the verge of a major climate shift." Again, more murmuring from the crowd. All the murmuring in this scene cracks me up! Every time he says something dramatic, everyone just starts murmuring! 

Jack is told by the President...or maybe it was the Vice President, I don't remember, that he has forty-eight hours to come up with a presentation to prove his theory. Is this referring to the movie's title? The day after tomorrow is 48 hours.  

After some quick research with some help, Jack tells the VP that they're looking at a 6-8 week time frame and they need to start thinking about a large scale evacuation especially in the northern states and that if they "don't act now, it's going to be too late." 

Jack has managed to reconnect with his wife/ex-wife and they are both upset because they can't reach their son, but Sam will eventually call home from a payphone and Jack is going to get him. Keep in mind it's snowing everywhere and the entire northern hemisphere is covered in snow and ice. 

But before he can go fetch his son, he needs to brief the President. He tells the leader of the free world and his cabinet that the "superstorm will last seven to the days" and when it's over, "ice and snow will cover the entire Northern Hemisphere. Well those Southern Hemisphere residents sure are lucky! He says they need to head south as soon as possible. When he said that, I was thinking he meant the Southern Hemisphere, but no, he means Mexico...which is in Northern Hemisphere. I guess it's only the northern Northern Hemisphere that's gonna get really bad? Jack draws a line right through a map of the U.S. that's hanging on the wall and tells them they need to evacuate everyone south of it and that it's too late for the people north of it. Of course I had to pause the movie to see if I had a chance, and nope, Omaha was above the line so I would be f***ed! But New York is even more north than Omaha, so good luck to Jack trying to rescue his son! I went back to read my review of Deep Impact to see if I would survive the asteroid and I do, so at least I'm not dead in both of these scenarios! 

When it's time for Jack to go get his son, Frank and Jason join him. One of them has a compass to tell them where they are. And it's one of those old fashioned ones that I certainly wouldn't be able to use. I mean, it's still an electronic one. It's not one that has a magnetic needled that points to N, E, S, W. It's NOT that archaic! No Google Maps in 2004! I guess it's a good thing they have a compass because everything looks the same outside since everything is blanketed in snow. They're around Philly when their truck crashes in a snow bank. I know they have 4WD, but how are they driving in all this snow? Guess they'll have to walk the rest of the way! Good thing Jack brought snowshoes! According to Google Maps (which they didn't have!), it takes one day to walk from Philly to New York. (Not sure why anyone would want to walk between those two cities!) 

There's so much snow, that at one point we see the three men walking across the roof of a shopping mall. They are all clipped together on a rope with Jack leading the way and Frank (the oldest) bringing up the rear with all their equipment in a bulky duffel bag behind him. Because of all the weight, the glass roof starts to crack and Frank and the luggage go down. Jack manages to stop himself or Jason from falling by using his trusted ice pick to stop them from sliding as well. He calls out to ask Frank if he's okay and the older guy replies that he "dropped in to do a little shopping." I'm so happy he can makes jokes at a time like this. He cuts the rope so the excess weight of the large pack drops, but unfortunately the ice is still cracking as Jack and Jason make their way to help Frank up. Frank can see the glass cracking and knows the weight isn't going to support him. At the last minute, and I mean, the very last he cuts the rope and falls to his death. Before he does that, Jack yells at him to stop because he can get him out. Uh, dude, no you can't. There's no way. That glass was cracking all over. He's lucky that he and Jason didn't also fall to their deaths.

They move on without their older colleague and without their equipment. (But, yet, they still have their tent, so I guess all their stuff wasn't in that huge duffel.) The weather is getting worse, but hilariously, neither of their faces are fully covered. Jack's attempt at covering his face is at least better because he has goggles and is wearing something over his mouth and nose, but the other guy is just wearing goggles. Nothing to cover any other part of his face. He would get frost bite in five seconds! Uh, I'm pretty sure in a situation like this, you would want your whole face completely covered. The elements have gotten so bad that they seek shelter in the kitchen of a fast food restaurant where they turn on the stove to get a fire going. Everything else is covered in ice and snow. At this point, they're forty miles away from Manhattan and Jack is a-rarin' to go! 

In  a tent they set up outside with the wind blowing (and that tent must have amazing insulation because I don't see a fire or anything that would keep them warm and dry and they've also shed their coats), Jason asks Jack what he thinks is going to happen to civilization and Jack replies, "Mankind survived the last Ice Age. We're certainly capable of surviving this one." Well, that's uplifting. 

So they do eventually make it to Manhattan, but before I reveal if they rescue his son and his friends, let's now talk about Sam's storyline. Like I mentioned earlier, he's in New York to compete in an academic decathlon. The other members on his team is Brian (who I kept referring to as either "nerd kid" or, for whatever reason, "Charlie" - I seriously thought that was his name until the very end!) and Laura (Emmy Rossum), who he has a crush on and she's the only reason he joined the team even though he's super smart and I'm sure he would have been recruited to join anyway. 

When they arrive, they see thousands of birds flying (probably south!); the animals seem to know something is up. At the zoo, we see many of them are in distress and the wolves are howling. Yep, total foreshadowing. Even if you've never seen this movie, you probably at least know about the wolves! 

While they're competing in the competition, the mass destruction is going on in L.A. and later we see them watching it all as it unfolds on TV.  A storm's a-brewin' in Manhattan and Sam calls his dad to tell him the school is finding them a place to stay Jack tells him he wants his home now and Sam assures him he'll be on the next train tomorrow. Yeah, don't think that's happening! 

One of the members they were competing against is a rich kid named J.D. (who I called "rich kid" because I didn't figure out his name until the end) who also has a crush on Laura. But don't worry, he realizes Sam likes her and tells him to tell her how he feels. Really unnecessary drama. He has invited Sam, Laura, and Brian to stay at his place. 

Eve though the worst storm on record is happening outside, the kids go to the Natural History Museum. Makes perfect sense. 

Lower Manhattan is starting to flood and we see the timber wolves have escaped. Ruh-row! Earlier, J.D. had told the others he had to drive to Philadelphia to pick up his brother from boarding school and offered to give them a ride, but now, as they're walking through nearly waist deep water, Laura says there's no way they can drive anywhere and they should go back to the apartment. Yeah, no sh*t, Laura! Sam insists they go to the library because they need to get higher. At first I was confused by this, because J.D. lives in the penthouse of his apartment, but now I realize that the library must have been more of a higher elevation than the kid's apartment. Maybe? IDK, but that's what I'm going with. 

As they start trudging their way through the water to get to the library, Laura sees a woman with her baby stuck in a taxi. A cop is telling her what to do, but she doesn't understand him because she speaks French. Luckily, Laura does too so she goes over to communicate with the woman and hep her out. On the way there, she slips and cuts her leg on something under the water. Sidenote: I bet this movie helped prepare Emmy Rossum for Poseidon! 

We see the sea level is so high now that waves are crashing up over the Statue of Liberty and the water is covering nearly everything but her extended arm holding the torch. They can ruin the Hollywood sign, but don't you dare touch Lady Liberty! 

Now there's a literal wall of water coming for everybody. I mentioned earlier that this movie coming out only three years after 9/11 still felt raw, but also keep in mind that it came out months before the terrible 2004 tsunami. This depressing movie just reminded me of how depressing our world is.  

After the woman is rescued and they're nearly towards the library steps, she says she left her bag and passport in the car, so Laura volunteers to get them for her. I really don't think they need to worry about something so trivial at this moment, but to be honest, if I were in an apocalyptic situation and left my purse or phone somewhere, I'd probably panic and want to get them back! I guess Laura didn't see or hear the huge wall of water gushing right for her as she's retrieving the items from the taxi. Sam does and grabs her right before they can be swallowed by the water. Many people head into the library as the water crashes through the windows and they head for a higher elevation. 

The library is packed with people and cell service doesn't seem to be working (what a surprise!) so Sam asks an employee (I love how people seem to still be working there even though there's total chaos going on outside; she's literally at her desk when he goes up to her) if there are any pay phones on the upper floor. She tells them there are some on the mezzanine, but they're underwater. 

When Laura asks where he's going, he tells her that "older payphone draw their power directly from the telephone line." I'd be like..."okay, and...?"The two of them go down to the payphone (remember, this is 2004!) where the water is waist deep, but the phone is working. He gets through to his dad and Jack tells him to forget what he said about trying to get home. He warns him the storm is going to turn into "a massive blizzard" and not to go outside and to burn whatever he can to stay warm and to "try to wait it out" and that he will come for him. When he says that, his wife/ex-wife (who's there with him) gives him an "are you crazy?" look. Sam asks his mom if she can call his friends' parents to tell them that they're okay (at least for now!).

We get this absolutely ludicrous scene of a huge ship passing right by them outside. Would a ship really be able to through through the streets of New York? Because I seriously have my doubts. Underwater we see it stop when a bunch of submerged cars and busses halts its movement. Keep this ship in mind because it will come back later (well, duh, otherwise, what would be the point of it?). 

One of the many people who are inside the library is a homeless man (although I'm sure he's not the only homeless person who's seeking shelter there) with a dog. When he takes the dog outside to do his business (I thought Jack said that if anybody goes outside they would freeze to death...or maybe he meant that would happen later....there's a lot of information to digest in this movie), the dog starts barking and the guy sees many people walking. He runs back inside to inform every that he sees hundred of people outside. Everyone looks out the windows and assume they're getting out of the city "before it's too late." Okay, but where are they gonna go? Manhattan was way above that line Jack drew on the map. A police officer asks when was the last time anybody got a signal on their phone and someone tells him she got through to her cousin in Memphis an hour ago and they're being evacuated. The officer says they should move out too and that "the water is frozen over enough to walk on." Sam doesn't think this is such a good idea and announces this to everyone, saying when he talked to his dad, they should stay inside. Nobody gives a hoot what his climatologist dad said! They start heading out because they want to get a head start before the storm gets worse. I bet they're all gonna die because they didn't listen to the smart kid with the dad who's a climatologist and knows everything about storms. Just a prediction! 

At this moment, we get news reports saying that Mexican officials "closed the border" because "so many U.S. refugees are fleeing south in the wake of the approaching storm." I see what you're doing there, movie. Eventually, Mexico will allow Americans to cross because "the president was able to negotiate a deal to forgive all Latin American debt in exchange for opening the border." When we see the refuge camp in Mexico, it's snowing. The VP gets word that that President's motorcade was caught in the storm and they didn't make it. Well, no sh*t. Who can drive in this weather? So now Dick Cheney-lite is the President. (Are you surprised that I couldn't tell you the name of the President of VP in this movie?)

Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, we see a bunch of helicopters from the Royal Air Force go down as they're flying through a terrible blizzard. I'm pretty sure they are picking up the Royal Family to bring them to safety. Looks like they're all screwed now. Poor Queen Elizabeth; dying eighteen years before the Good Lord was supposed to take her. At least at his point neither William or Harry have children (and aren't married) so at least those young lives are spared (although they were pretty young in '04!). What happens if the entire Royal Family is wiped out? Does the monarchy just go away? To be fair, they never explicitly say that the Royal Family didn't make it and even if some members did die, I doubt everyone died because plenty of people were rescued.

One of the pilots is still alive when they crashed, but when he opens the doors, he instantly freezes....okay. We later learn that "they crashed because the fuel in their lines froze" as it was -150 F. Ahh, that sound terrible and there's no way it could get that cold. That sounds like hell which is ironic because hell is hot!


 Okay, back to New York. Only a handful of people have stayed at the library with Sam and his friends, including the homeless guy and his dog, thank God. I swear, if anything happens to that dog...  Sam starts gathering books to burn. The librarian he had asked where the phones are is still there too and she is aghast that he's burning books, but Sam tells her they need to or they will freeze to death. Yeah, I think this is the only time when it's acceptable to burn books. Their only source of food are snacks from a vending machine. (I've never seen a vending machine in a library, but I know the NY Public Library is huge, so it's possible it has them.)

There's a funny moment when Brian and two other random people are gathering books to burn and the two others are auguring over whether they can burn a book by Friedrich Nietzsche, but Brian tells them there's a "whole section on tax law that [they] can burn."

Earlier, Brian had found an old radio that he was able to fix and he hears snippets on the radio and informs everyone that the storm is in the entire Northern Hemisphere and that "Europe is buried under 15 feet of snow." Meanwhile, the people in the Southern Hemisphere are sitting pretty! Laura's cut on her leg is also starting to give her problems and nobody knows about it except for a girl she told. Sam is concerned about Laura because it looks like she has a fever. They start chatting and he admits that he likes her and they start kissing. I guess when the apocalypse is upon you, who cares if you start making out with someone who is flushed and sweaty and appears to have a fever? 

The next morning, Laura has gotten worse. The girl (if you think I had a hard enough time remembering main characters' names, I sure as hell didn't learn the ancillary characters' names!) tells the others Laura said she had a cut on her leg and they see the nasty gash and it looks severely infected. The librarian looks up her symptoms in a medical book and says she needs penicillin before it gets worse. Remember that huge ship right outside the library? I told you it would come into play because Sam decides he's going to check it out to see if there's any medicine on it and Brian and J.D. join him. They are able to find penicillin and find a mess hall where they start gathering food. Well, those four wolves who have escaped from the zoo have also come to roam the ship. This storyline is so stupid and it reminds me of season 2 of 24 with Kim Bauer and the cougar. All y'all 24 viewers know what I'm talking about! One of the wolves bites J.D.'s leg (good thing they have that penicillin!) but they manage to escape. I really thought J.D. was going to die by sacrificing himself so the other two could escape, but nope. 

Now it's starting to get so cold that we see a waving American flag just freeze midwave. Sam and Brian are running to the library, dragging J.D. along. The floor behind them is starting to ice over and they manage to get in the room where the others are and slam the door shut and from the outside we see the door ice over. They throw more books in the fire, trying to stay as warm as possible.

Okay, now let's go back to Jack and see if he's able to rescue his son. He and Jason have reached New York and the snow is so high, it's covering the pedestal the Statue of Liberty stands on. They realize the library is almost completely covered in snow, but they're able to get in through a window that's only partially covered. They see the dim glow of a fire from under closed double doors. He opens the door to see the fire has died down and everyone seems to be passed out on the couches, but they're just sleeping. I really thought they were all unconscious. Father and son hug and it's a sweet moment, aww. Now everyone just has to wait for a chopper to rescue them and there are many helicopters arriving because many people in New York have been bunkering down. Oh, yeah, remember those people that were originally in the library, then left to start walking who knows where? Yeah, they're all dead. But at least none of our main characters are dead! Except for the POTUS, but he really wasn't much of a character anyway. Most importantly of all, the dog is still alive! That was the only character I was concerned about! 

Oh, wait, I probably shouldn't tell you that all the main characters survived because that's not true. I totally forgot about Dr. Terry Rapson and his two colleagues in Scotland. They know the clock is up on them and with a bottle of twelve-year-old Scotch, they propose a toast to "England, mankind, and Manchester United." It's really sad because one of the guys has a young child and says he wishes he could see him grow up. The generator dies and you know they soon will too. 

Oh, crap, I totally forgot Frank died. Sorry, Frank. How soon we forget. 

I haven't forgot about Jack's wife/ex-wife (okay, maybe I did a little), Dr. Lucy Hall. She has a young cancer patient named Peter (who seems to be her only patient). Everyone (patients, nurses, doctors) have left. Peter needs an ambulance so she waits with him, wondering if one will come. So I guess no other patient in this hospital needed an ambulance? But don't worry; everything works out and they both make it to Mexico and she is able to reunite with her son and husband/ex-husband. 

One of the last scenes we see are the astronauts starting to see land as it was once completely covered by the storm, so everything is going to be okay. 

AND THANK GOD THE DOG SURVIVED! THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS! 

Friday, October 4, 2024

The (super)Natural

Field of Dreams
Director: Phil Alden Robinson
Cast: Kevin Costner, Amy Madigan, James Earl Jones, Ray Liotta, Timothy Busfield, Gaby Hoffmann
Released: May 5, 1989

Oscar nominations:
Best Picture (lost to Driving Miss Daisy)
Best Original Score - James Horner (lost to Alen Menken for The Little Mermaid)
Best Adapted Screenplay - Phil Alden Robinson (lost to Alfred Uhry for Driving Miss Daisy)


Field of Dreams is a movie I watched many times when I was younger because it was a favorite of my family's. Both of my parents (and many of my relatives) are from Iowa, so you can probably see why it was such a staple for me growing up! This is just such a quintessential American movie; it's got baseball and takes place in the nation's heartland. As someone who has been to Iowa many times, I can confirm that it definitely captured the state.

An interesting side note about the movie's title: as you may already know, Field of Dreams is an adaptation of W.P. Kinsella's novel, Shoeless Joe (which I read when I was a freshman in high school, but don't remember anything about it), but the studio didn't want the movie to be the same title because they thought that the audience would think it's about a homeless guy or that Costner is supposed to be the title character. Somebody suggested Field of Dreams, but the director didn't like it (not sure why!). He talked to the author to tell him that although the screening was well received, they had to give it a different title. Kinsella told him the he didn't come up with the book's title and said he wanted to call it Field of Dreams instead, so the director took that as a sign and thus that's how the film became Field of Dreams. I'm guessing whoever suggested the movie be called that in the first place already knew Kinsella wanted that as the original title of his book or maybe it was just a huge coincidence. 

It's been almost fifteen years since I've seen the movie so there were a few things I forgot. One of those is the movie gets going really quickly. It takes less than five minutes before Ray Kinsella (Kevin Costner) hears the voice.

We get some quick backstory about Ray. Actually, we first start with some quick backstory about his father, John Kinsella. He was born in North Dakota in 1896, was in the war, settled in Chicago and became a fan of the White Sox and a lover of baseball. He played in the minors for a year or two, "but nothing ever came of it." He moved to Brooklyn where he married his wife and Ray was born in 1952. As he was going through the timeline, I mentally did the math in my head and was thinking his father was pretty old when Ray was born. He would have turned 56 in 1952. Ray does admit his father was "already an old man" when he was born, and yes, he certainly was! His mother (no idea how old she was) died when he was three so he was raised by a man old enough to be his grandfather. He grew up knowing about Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, and "the great Shoeless Joe Jackson." He and his dad fought a lot and when it was time for him to go to college, he "picked the farthest one from home" which turned out to be Berkeley. There he met his future wife Annie (Amy Madigan) and one of the things they had in common was that "she came from Iowa, and [he] had once heard of Iowa." After graduation, they moved there and got married in June of 1974 and his dad died the following fall. According to him, "a few years later" their daughter, Karin, was born. This does not track because Karin is played by a very young Gaby Hoffmann who was born in 1982. The movie takes place in 1988 and she can't be no older than six so saying she was born "a few years" after 1974 isn't quite correct. To me, a few years is maybe 3-5. But I suppose it's all semantics. 

Annie talked Ray into buying a farm and at 36, he tells us "Until I heard the voice, I'd never done a crazy thing in my whole life." 

So, yeah, all that backstory takes less than five minutes to tell. I assume it's much more fleshed out in the book. Like, I bet W.P. Kinsella devoted more than a paragraph to that! Probably even more than a chapter!

Of course, the voice he's talking about is the one that says "If you build it, he will come." He's out in the cornfield when he hears it and his wife and daughter are sitting on the porch swing. When he asks Annie if they heard anything she says they didn't. When they're back inside, he tells Annie what the voice said and she seems to take it all in stride. She asks "If you build what, who will come?" which is a good question. She even jokes about it the next day (he heard the voice again laying in bed) when he takes Karin to school and asks him "What if the voice calls while you're gone?" He jokes back and tells her to "take a message."  

He hears the voice again and this time he sees a quick image of a baseball field, then he sees an image of Shoeless Joe Jackson. This seems to come out of nowhere and it makes me wonder how this was done in the book. Like, was he given more context clues? At dinner (where the family is eating freshly picked corn on the cob - yum!) he tells Annie he thinks he knows what the voice meant and if he builds a baseball field out there, then "Shoeless Joe Jackson will get to come back and play ball again." She replies "You're kidding" and laughs. Even though she tells him that it's "the craziest thing I've ever heard", she's very supportive of him. Oh, did I mention that Shoeless Joe Jackson died in 1951? She asks him if he's actually thinking of doing this and he replies "I can't think of one good reason why I should", then tells her he's scared of "turning into [his] father" and that he never "forgave him for getting old." The main reason he wants to build this baseball field is because his father never did one spontaneous thing and he's "afraid of that happening to [him]" and "something tells [him] that this may be [his] last chance to do something about it." As we already know, Annie thinks he's crazy, but she's very supportive. Perhaps a little too supportive. She tells him "If you  really feel you should do this, then you should do it." I don't think most wives would be that encouraging and let their husbands just randomly build a baseball field (complete with stadium lights)!

We next get a montage of him building the field. A few people have come by in their cars to gawk and take pictures. I was wondering how he got the money for everything (especially the stadium lights; where did he get those anyway?), but we'll find out later that he used most of their savings to build this baseball field. I wonder how long it took for them to build this because it seems Ray and Annie are the only ones working on it! While he's plowing the cornfield, he tells his daughter (and the audience if they weren't privy) how Shoeless Joe got his nickname: "When he was still in the minors, he'd bought a new pairs of spikes and they hurt his feet. So, about the sixth inning, he took them off and played the rest of the game in just his socks. The other players kidded him and called him "Shoeless Joe" and the name stuck." 

He continues his exposition about the baseball legend when he tells Karin about how Jackson's team (the White Sox) threw the World Series in 1919. According to the Wikipedia article I read about this, "Jackson and seven other White Sox players were accused of accepting $5,000 each (equivalent to $88,000 in 2023) to throw the World Series." Ray says that he did take the money, but nobody could prove that "he did a single thing to lose those games." 

You know, this reminds me of on Survivor when some tribes purposely lose because they want to go to Tribal Council to get rid of dead weight or a teammate who is toxic or isn't contributing anything. I mean, I know it's not exactly the same thing because nobody's being bribed on Survivor and it's not, you know, illegal to throw a challenge (but some people think it's a terrible idea), but you usually need everybody who's in on it to throw the challenge. Perhaps Shoeless Joe played as best as he could because he knew his other teammates were going to really stink it up. The commissioner of baseball (I had no idea there was such a thing!) suspended the eight players for life and they were never allowed to play professional baseball again. 

Later, when the baseball field is complete, he and Annie are laying out on the grass and he tells her that his father claims he saw Joe years later "playing under a made-up name in some 10th-rate league in Carolina." He looks around smiling as he says "I have created something totally illogical." He is very lucky to have such a supportive wife! I love this scene because you can feel the ambience of Iowa...a muggy summer night with the crickets chirping and perhaps the waft of cow manure in the distance (hopefully very far in the distance!). 

Annie gets up in the middle of the night to see Ray sitting by the window, just looking out at the field. Obviously, he's waiting for something to happen now that his field is complete. The next thing we know, there's snow on the ground and the house is decorated for Christmas. While he has family over, he's still looking out the window, but still, nothing has happened. This seems to be the only instance of time passing. I feel like there should have been more because the next scene is when he and Annie are discussing their finances (and how they spent most of their savings building the field) and Karin tells him "There's a man out there on your lawn." Karin forgot to mention the important detail that the man in question is wearing a baseball uniform! 

So we have an interesting dialect scene when Annie tells Ray "I'll put up some coffee." Most people (if not all!) would say "I'll put on some coffee" (or they would just simply say "I'll make some coffee"). I would had just assumed this was an Iowa/Midwest thing, but most of my relatives are from Iowa and I've lived in the Midwest my whole life and I have NEVER heard anyone say it that way. It doesn't sound natural to me. I even listened to it again to make sure the subtitles weren't wrong, but she definitely says "up".

Ray turns on the stadium lights and starts swinging the ball to the ghost of Shoeless Joe Jackson (Ray Liotta) with the bat. At first, Joe doesn't say a word until he jogs up to Ray and after Ray says hi and introduces himself, he tells Ray that his name is Joe Jackson. He asks Ray if he (Ray) can pitch so he can swing the bat. 

After a few hits, Joe talks about how much he loves this game and even myself, who doesn't really care for baseball, starts to get nostalgic and sentimental for what he's talking about. And just wait until the James Earl Jones speech! He asks about the lights and Ray tells him that all the stadiums have them. He agrees with Joe that they "make them harder to see the ball", but tells him that "owners found that more people could attend night games." 
 
Annie and Karin have come out and head in their direction so they can meet Joe, but when he walks towards them and reaches the edge of the field, he stops. In a later scene, we will find out why he can't go any further. Karin, being a six-year-old asks him if he's a ghost. He asks her, "What do you think?" and she replies "You look real to me." Annie invites him inside (probably for that coffee!), but he says he doesn't think he can. He turns to go back towards the cornfield, but then turns back and asks Ray if he can come back again and Ray tells him yes, that he built this for him. Joe tells him there are others, meaning the other eight players that were also suspended and that "it would really mean a lot to them." Ray tells him they'll all welcome. Joe has one more question for Ray, probably one of the better known lines in a movie filled with famous quotes: "Is this heaven?" Ray replies, "No, it's Iowa." My aunt (who lives in Iowa) loves this line and often quotes it. 

Has that ever been a tourism slogan for Iowa? If not, it should be! You know when you enter a new state and you see the welcome sign with the state's name and then some slogan (usually some pun or something the state is known for)? Well, I went to look up the signs for each state and Iowa's says 

The People of Iowa Welcome You
Iowa
Fields of Opportunities

First of all, I feel like these are two different welcomes and they should have gone with just one. Obviously the "Fields of Opportunities" is a play on of Field of Dreams. I will give them credit for that, but honestly, they really missed the mark with not going with

Is this Heaven?
No, it's
IOWA!
C'mon, Iowa Tourism Board! 

The next morning, Annie's mother, brother, Mark (Timothy Busfield), and Mark's wife are at the house. Mark is telling Ray he's going to lose the farm and the baseball field is going to bankrupt him and if he sells the farm now, he can get a fair price. Karin comes in to tell her dad that "the baseball game is on" and Mark thinks there's one on TV even though Ray and Karin go outside. 

They sit on the bleachers, Karin with her popcorn (nothing seemingly to drink, though) as the eight players emerge from the cornfield and start to play ball. A few minutes later, Annie comes out with Mark and the others as they're getting ready to leave. We quickly learn that Mark, his wife, and his and Annie's mother cannot see the eight men out on the field. When Karin tell him they're watching "the baseball men", he turns around, looking confused. I'm honestly surprised that they didn't show a shot of an empty field so we could see it from Mark's perspective. During this whole scene, the ball players are always in the background. Both Ray and Annie are surprised Mark and the two women can't see anything, but should they really be that surprised? These are ghost, for a lack of a better word, out there. 

When it's time for the ball players to go back to where they came from, they walk into the cornfield and visual effects are used to show them vanishing. I think this would have been more effective if they kept on walking until we couldn't see them anymore because eventually they would have disappeared into the cornfield! 

As Ray is heading back inside, he hears the voice again and this time it says "Ease his pain." He has no idea what that means and doesn't get any more instructions or details when he asks "Whose pain?" When he tells his wife he heard the voice again, she makes a joke, asking him if he has to build a football field this time. 

That evening, there is a PTA meeting scheduled to talk about book banning which really has Annie irked. While there, a future Trump voter holds up a book called The Boat Rocker by Terrance Mann claiming that "smut and filth like this has no place in our school." I laughed when Annie leans over to Ray and whispers, "Fascist. I'd like to ease her pain." She'll have a couple more zingers for this woman before the evening is over! 

One of the school administrators who's running the meeting tells the woman "That book is hardly smut" and is "considered by many to be the classic novel about the 1960s." Unfortunately, many of the attendees agree with Ms. Fascist. The administrator reminds them that the author if a Pulitzer Prize winner and "is widely regarded as the finest satirist of his time." Ms. Fascist continues her rant, saying the books of Mr. Mann "endorse promiscuity, godlessness, the mongrelization of the races..." Annie is getting very angry and her eyebrows are raised and she mouths "wow" in disbelief when the woman says that. 
 
During all this, Ray has been writing "ease his pain" over and over on the itinerary they were given for the meeting and has an epiphany that it may be referring to Terrance Mann. Annie stands up to confront Ms. Fascist (we actually do learn her name but I forgot what it was and it's more fun/accurate to call her that) and tells her and the rest of the attendees that Terrance Mann coined the phrase "make love, not war." She tells the woman that if she had experiences the '60s, she would think the same way too. The woman haughtily informs her that she "experienced the '60s" and Annie replies "No, I think you had two '50s and moved right into the '70s" and sits down. Ooh, burn, Annie! The woman retorts by telling her, "Well, your husband plowed under his corn and built a baseball field." After telling Ray that she'll "be cool", Annie stands back up and replies, "At least he is not a book burner, you Nazi cow." Yeah, pretty sure Annie won with that one, but the woman still snaps back with "At least I'm not married to the biggest horses' ass in three counties." Yeah, no, Annie still won. She takes over the meeting when she wants to "put it to a vote" and asks the audience "Who's for Eva Braun here?" Sadly, at first, it seems she doesn't have any supporters, even after she asks them "Who wants to spit on the Constitution of the United States of America? " But when she asks "Who thinks freedom is a good thing?", they start raising their hands. There's a funny moment when Ray is still deep in though and she smacks him on the shoulder and he raises his hand. 

As they're leaving, Annie is super excited that everyone is on her side now. Ray tells her he knows whose pain he's supposed to ease: Terrance Mann's. Annie asks how does he know that and he replies "I don't know I just know. I was right about building the field wasn't I?" Hmmm, sorry, movie, but I'm not buying it. Seems like a bit of a lame answer. Here's a fun fact: in the book, it's J.D. Salinger whose pain he has to ease. Annie asks him "What's Terrance Mann got to do with baseball?" He doesn't know that either and so we get a montage of him going to the library and looking up articles about Mann on the microfiche (the children of today would be horrified that Google or Wikipedia didn't exist back then!) and reading his works. Ray tells Annie that Mann stopped writing in the '70s and now "writes software for interactive children's videos (does he mean computer games?). He found a short story Mann published in a magazine in 1962 called "This Is Not a Kite" where the hero of the story is named John Kinsella; Ray's father's name. The last interview he ever gave was in 1973 where he says his dream as a child "was to play at Ebbets Field with Jackie Robinson and the Brooklyn Dodgers." Ray says Mann was "a baseball fanatic" and in order to "ease his pain", he needs to take him to a game at Fenway Park. (Mann lives in Boston.) This time, Annie isn't too sure about this. Building a field on their farm? Totally fine! Traveling to Boston? Big no-no! She doesn't want him to travel all that way because they are having financial problems and he needs to stay at the farm. They have a bit of a dispute and Ray tells her he strongly thinks there's a reason he needs to go and he thinks "something is gonna happen at the game." Annie admits that she had a dream of Ray and Terrance Mann watching a game together at Fenway Park, and what do you know Ray had the exact same dream, so it must be a sign! Ray now has Annie's blessing to go to Boston.

I looked up how long it is from Dyersville, Iowa (that's the actual town where the baseball field is) to Boston and it's a little over 19 hours to drive there without any stops. Too bad Terrance didn't live a little closer, like Chicago or Minneapolis. 

When Ray arrives in Boston, he finds out where Terrance Mann (James Earl Jones) lives (surprisingly this reclusive writer wasn't in the phone book!), but when he knocks on his apartment door, Mann isn't too happy to see him and tells him he wants to be left alone after slamming the door in Ray's face.. You could say that Mann is a bit of a grumpy old man. Ray tries again and asks him if he can have one minute of his time so Terrance agrees. Ray tells him "You once wrote, 'There comes a time when all the cosmic tumblers have clicked into place and the universe opens itself up for a few seconds to show you what's possible.'" Terrance doesn't have time for this and pushes Ray out of his apartment. He notices that when Mann slammed the door, the door didn't quite latch, so he's able to go back inside. He puts one of his hands in his coat pocket and pretend it's a gun. Mann doesn't buy it at all and grabs a crowbar, telling Ray he's going to beat him until he leaves. Ray is able to evade the weapon when he tells Terrance he's a pacifist and the writer stops short of taking a swing at him. 

Ray tells him he has to take him to a baseball game later that evening and that "something is supposed to happen there tonight." When he brings up the interview Terrance gave years ago about him wanting to play baseball, Mann denies ever saying any of those things. Ray tells him if he comes to the game with him, he promises he'll never bother him again. 

Here are two fun facts when they go to watch the game at Fenway Park:

-We find out that two hot dogs and two beers cost $7 in 1988. What a deal! 
-Apparently, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were extras during this scene. Makes sense since they are from Boston. They would have been about fifteen or sixteen at this time. I tried looking for them, but yeah, I did't see them. 

While watching the game, Ray hears the voice again and it has a new message for him: "Go the distance." At first, I was thinking that was the most vague message, but we'll quickly find out what the disembodied voice means when Ray sees a message on the Jumbotron. It says "Archibald 'Moonlight' Graham" and lists some stats about him including that he's from Chisholm, Minnesota and played for the New York Giants in 1922. So I'm guessing that "go the distance" means he's supposed to drive to Chisholm and find this guy. 

He asks Terrance if he heard or saw anything, but Mann doesn't know what he's referring to. Ray tells him that he didn't need to come after all and they can leave now. When he drops him off outside of his apartment, Mann asks Ray if he got another message. Ray doesn't want to take up too much more of his time, so he says the message was "The man's already done enough, leave him alone" and shakes Terrance's had. As he turns the car around, he has to stop quickly because Terrance is standing right in front of him in the street. He says "Moonlight Graham" and Ray knows that Terrance heard the voice and saw the stats about Graham on the screen. 

Apparently Ray didn't know what "go the distance" meant (gee, I thought it was pretty obvious - the most obvious of all the messages the voice says to him!) so Terrance has to explain to him that they need to find Moonlight Graham in Minnesota. He hops back into the van without even packing first! Dude, you're literally right in front of your apartment! Go upstairs and pack a suitcase! 

They travel 1,539 miles from Boston to Chisholm (which is a little over 200 miles north of Minneapolis; I Google mapped their route). When they reach the small northern town, they try looking up Archibald Graham in the phone book, but can't find anything. They go to the office of the Chisholm Tribune Press where an old lady who's probably been working there for over fifty years recognizes the name as Dr. Graham or "Doc" Graham as he was known. He had given up his baseball career to become a doctor. She has to break the news to the two men that he died in 1972. Terrane wonders what made them travel all this way to try to find a man sixteen years after he died. They interview some old guys at a bar who knew Dr. Graham. One of them tells them he "wore an overcoat, had white hair, and always carried an umbrella." In a few short minutes, we'll see why this scene is here. Though, I have to ask, don't most old people have white hair? We get another little detail that Doc's wife always wore blue and that the shops in town stocked blue hats because they kew he would buy one. Now you know this is a small town if everyone knows that! And just how many blue hats does one woman need? How many hats does one woman need? I looked up the population of Chisholm and 4,711 people lived there in 2022. I imagine it was half that or even lower in 1922! (Although back in the '90s, they were up to over 5,000!) 

Later that evening, Ray goes for a stroll and it appears he has been transported to 1972. He sees posters for Nixon, the movie marquee is promoting The Godfather, "one of this year's ten best" and he sees that the year on a license plate is 1972. I had totally forgot about this time travel scene. Probably because it only lasts less then a minute, then it's never really talked about ever again. Out of the mist he sees an older gentleman with - get this - white hair and wearing an overcoat and carrying an umbrella. He is indeed Archibald "Moonlight" "Doc" Graham (Burt Lancaster in his final role) and he invites Ray to his office. 

We learn that he only got to play half an inning, but then left to become a doctor because he "couldn't bear another year in the minors." When Ray asks him what his wish is, he tells him it's to play baseball again, more specifically that he would "have liked to bat in the major leagues." When Ray tells him he can make his wish come true, Doc says he believes him, but that he can't go with him because he can't leave this town and that his dream "will have to stay a wish." 

Later, Ray discusses it with Terrance and the writer thinks they were sent to Chisholm to "find out if one inning can change the world" and if Moonlight had "gotten a hit, he might have stayed in baseball." 
 
Ray calls back his wife who had called earlier and she tells him she talked to the bank and they told her that they had just sold the deed on the farm to Mark and his partners and they're going to foreclose. He tells her he'll be home soon, but first he needs to take Mr. Mann back to Boston. Lucky for him, Terrance tells him he's coming with him. Can you imagine how out of the way that would have been for him if he had to drive him back to Boston? He would have had to drive 1,530 miles east, then almost 1,220 miles back to Iowa. Now, since he's already in Minnesota and Terrance wants to go back with him he only has to travel 422 miles south. (Can you tell I like using Google Maps?) 

While driving to Iowa, Ray tells Terrance that not everybody can see the ballpark, but technically that's not true. They can see the field, they just can't see the players. They come across a young hitchhiker and he's carrying all his belongings all bundled up in a cloth with a pole attached to it. It's almost as though he's from another time! The boy tells them he plays baseball and he's looking for a place to play and that he's "heard that all through the Midwest, they have towns with teams." Ray tells him they're going to a place just like that and he hops in the van. After Ray and Terrance introduce themselves, he says his name is Archie Graham. Ooh! The plot thickens! 

While Archie is napping in the backseat, we get some backstory about Ray's relationship with his father as Terrance asks him about it. He tells him his father never made it as a baseball player, so he tried to get him (Ray) "to make it for him" and Ray ended up despising the game and refused to play when he was 14. That's when he read Mann's book The Boat Rocker. There's a funny moment when Terrance gets all indignant and says "It's not my fault that you wouldn't play catch with your father!" Ray continues, saying he said "something awful" to his father and left home at 17. It is implied he never saw his father again because he wanted to return, but didn't know how, but was able to make it for the funeral. The terrible thing he said to his father was that he could never respect a man whose hero was a criminal. He's referring to Shoeless Joe Jackson and when Terrance tells him he wan't a criminal, Ray replies he said it because he was seventeen. He has deep guilt about it and is sad that his father never got to meet Annie or Karin. 

When they return to the farm, there are now more players out on the field so now they will be able to play real games instead of just practices. It is established right away that Terrance can see the players and he is astonished that Shoeless Joe Jackson is there. Archie is amazed by how many players he recognizes (but I sure don't) - Smokey Joe Wood, Mel Ott, and Gil Hodges are the names he utters. Yeah, the only old-school baseball players I know are Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, and thanks to this movie, Shoeless Joe Jackson. Oh, and I've also heard of Lou Gehrig, but mostly because of the disease. 

The young Archie gets his older counterpart's dream of swinging the bat. He misses the first couple of times but after getting some advice from Joe, he smacks the ball and gets a home run....I think....I'm not really a sports person, so I really don't know how baseball works. 

The next day, while Ray is watching a game with his family and Terrance, Mark stops by. He walks right in the middle of the field, nearly getting hit by the ball the pitcher throws. It's funny when the players get really angry at him, but I'm not sure why they just didn't wait until he had passed by them. Also, if the ball had hit him, would he have felt it? Terrance quickly realizes that Mark can't see the players and when Mark sees Ray's got company, he asks "Who is this? Elvis?" He doesn't believe Ray when he tells him it's Terrance Mann and introduces himself as the Easter Bunny. Mark tells Ray that he has a deal to offer that will allow him to stay on the land. Karin interrupts them to tell her dad that they don't have to sell the farm; that people will come to watch the game and will pay for a ticket. I laughed when she says that people will decide to come to Iowa City for a vacation, but they'll think it's "really boring" (yeah, who would go there for vacation? And I can say that because I've been to Iowa many times and have relatives (including my parents) who are from/still live in Iowa), so they'll drive to the farm and pay to watch the games. I had to get out the old Google Maps again....Iowa City is about an hour and a half away from Dyersville. 

Mark isn't listening to her, but Terrance is! This is when we get James Earl Jones' "People will come" speech and he waxes poetic about baseball and how "the one constant through all the years has been baseball." As he's giving his speech, the music starts swelling and he walks out on the field and all the players stop what they're doing, but this time they're more in awe and not irritated like they were with Mark. They slowly walk closer to him.  I did laugh when he said "they'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom." That would be another great welcome sign for Iowa:

Welome to Iowa
You've come here for reasons you can't even fathom

Though the heaven line is much more iconic and synonymous with this movie. At one point he says, "Oh...people will definitely come." When he said "oh", he kinda held it for a few seconds and I thought he was going to break into "Oh, beautiful, for spacious skies..." James Earl Jones would appear as an ex-ballplayer (and the owner of Hercules) four years later in The Sandlot and I have no doubt the director/writer hired him for that role because of this movie. 

Mark tells Ray he'll lose everything and will be evicted, but Ray tells him he's to signing anything. Karin ends up falling off the top of the bleachers and hitting her head. This is because Mark had grabbed her after she tells him there are people out on the field and he accuses Ray of turning his daughter into a "space cadet", but when he puts her down, she ends up falling instead. I think it would have made more sense if she had just accidentally fallen. 


Annie starts running back to the house to call for help, but Ray sees young Archie Graham coming forward and he tells his wife to "wait". Please, like any mother would "wait" for some ghost doctor to help their child. But she does and he does. When he steps off the baseball field, he turns into the old man doctor and is able to save the young girl who was unconscious because she had a hot dog lodged in her throat. Mark is able to see him, so did he just see some random old guy materialize right in front of him? He is also now able to see the other ballplayers and asks when they got there. 

Everyone's had enough excitement for one day, so Joe tells Ray that they'll see him tomorrow, then asks, "Do you wanna come with with us?" Ray thinks he is talking to him, but he is asking Terrance who is standing next to Ray. Ray is a bit upset he wasn't the one invited. He says he built this field and asks "What's in it for me?" Terrance tells him there's a reason they chose him, "just as there was a reason they chose you and this field." He then admits he did give the interview about Ebbets Field, the one that sent Ray to Boston to find him. He says there's something out there and he'll write about it because that's what he does. 

Terrance disappeared into the corn field and before Joe leaves, he says to Ray, "If you build it, he will come" and nods at the catcher who turns out to be John Kinsella, Rays' dad. I think he does actually have a line earlier in the movie (when the group is playing baseball), but nothing is ever given away about him being Ray's dad and since his face is always covered by a mask, Ray has never noticed until now. 

Ray and John introduce each other and I'm not sure if John knows Ray is his son. (Ray just says his first name.) Ray introduces him to Annie and Karin and almost tells Karin he's her grandfather, but instead introduces him as John. Annie says they're going to let the two of them talk and takes Karin back to the house. John asks Ray "Is this heaven?" and Ray replies "It's Iowa." John says, "I could have sworn it was heaven" and when Ray asks if there is a heaven, John tells him there is. They say goodnight and as John walks away, Ray calls out, "Hey Dad, you want to have a catch?" and John replies "I'd like that." Considering that was his reply, he would have to know that Ray is his son or otherwise he'd be like "What did you call me?" 

The movie ends with a long line of cars lined up as far as the eye can see waiting to see the game. They're not even ready for all those people because they only have one set of bleachers! And what about all the food they're going to need?

I've been to the filming location in Dyerville and I just remember the baseball field being smaller than it looks in the movie. People were playing baseball, but I was more interested in the cornfield!