Showing posts with label Wolfgang Petersen. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Storms-a-Brewin'

The Perfect Storm
Director: Wolfgang Petersen
Cast: George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, John C. Reilly, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, John Hawkes, William Fichtner, Allen Payne, Cherry Jones, Karen Allen, Bob Gunton, Michael Ironside
Released: June 30, 2000
Viewed in theaters: August 11, 2000

Oscar nominations: 
Best Visual Effects (lost to Gladiator) 
Best Sound (lost to Gladiator)


I hadn't seen this movie since I saw it in theaters (I only remember the date because I keep a journal of when I see movies in the theaters) and this movie was brought up when my family members were discussing this huge snowstorm that hit Minnesota, the Halloween Blizzard of '91 and I guess the storm from this movie was the cause of that.

I'm just going to go ahead and put up my SPOILERS AHOY (hey, that works because it's a movie about a boat at sea!)!! If you have not seen this 26 year old movie about a true event that took place 35 years ago and don't want to be spoiled, don't read any further because I will be spoiling a pretty major plot point soon after I'm done with this warning! Okay, you have been warned! Don't say I didn't warn you!! 

It's the fall of 1991 in Gloucester, Massachusetts, and a fishing boat called the Andrea Gail has just come back from a long fishing expedition with its crew of six - Capital Billy Tyne (George Clooney), Bobby Shatford (Mark Wahlberg), Dale Murphy (John C. Reilly), Michael "Bugsy" Moran (John Hawkes), Alfred Pierre (Allen Payne), and Douglas Kosco. It seems like everyone in the whole town have come to greet them. While they're hugging their loved ones, a horrible realization washes over me and I think, They're all going to die. Now, I know that's probably a big understatement, but I didn't really remember the outcome of this movie. Which, yeah, I know is totally stupid of me because, hello, it's about these fishermen that are out in the middle of the ocean in this crazy storm. The odds don't look good! 

Bobby's girlfriend, Christina (Diane Lane), is especially ecstatic that he's back. They both live above the bar his mom, Ethel, owns called The Crow's Nest which is right by the docks. There's a great scene of her getting primped in the bathroom (which just involves her putting on lip gloss because she's easily the most beautiful person in this town) and the camera follows her as she excitedly runs down stairs and outside onto the dock, waving and calling to Bobby and jumps in his arms. 

Bob Brown (Michael Ironside) is the owner of the Andrea Gail and Hannah Boden (another boat captained by Linda Greenlaw (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio)). When he looks at their inventory lists, he likes the numbers on Linda's, but not so much Billy's. The fishermen line up to get their pay. Bobby's only comes to $2,221 and he thinks it's a little short because he has already calculated he should be getting at least over $3,000. Bob breaks it down for him: They have 21,000 pounds of fish at 3.50 a pound which comes to 73,000 but they have to subtract 35,000 for bait, tackle, and fuel (that seems like a lot!) and that comes out to 38,500. Because Bob owns the boat, he gets half of that. Being the captain, Billy takes a double share, the other four crewmen get a full share each and because Bobby is a rookie (he is easily the youngest), he only gets a 3/4 share which comes to $2,221." I really felt for Bobby in that moment. You do all that grueling work and feel like you barely made anything. 

Bob tells Billy that his pay was "a record low" for him and that even though he likes him, he likes his boat better and if he can't get a good haul of fish (which means a good pay), he'll find somebody who can. Billy replies the next time he goes out for fish, he'll catch so many that the Grand Banks (the area where he finds the fish) "won't be so grand anymore" and he will even go beyond if he needs to. This is what we call foreshadowing. 

Douglas, one of the crew members, asks Billy if he'll be going out again this season. He has his eyes on a site in Florida which "beats the Grand Banks in October." This annoys Billy and he tells him goodbye, implying he's not welcome aboard his boat anymore. Douglas is dating the ex-wife of Dale Murphy (who goes by Murph), another crewmember, so that has to be awkward if they're on the same boat together. Murph has a young son who joins him in the bar.

That night, it seems like everyone in town is gathered at The Crow's Nest. The place is packed and everyone is happy and drinking beer and making out with their significant others and singing to Bruce Springsteen and Bob Marley and Rod Stewart. Bobby and Christinas are just going at it right at the bar (they're just heavily making out, just to be clear) and Alfred Pierre, who is either from Jamaica or the Dominican Republic (I looked it up and got conflicting results), has a girlfriend he keeps taking upstairs. I really hope there's another bedroom upstairs because if I were Christina or Bobby, I wouldn't want some other couple having sex on my bed. But they're just laughing and don't seem to care. I guess they're too happy to care. 

However, their happiness is short-lived when Billy tells them they're going back out in a couple of days. Christina is not happy about this and runs off. The crew members start to argue with Billy, but he tells them he can easily find replacements with one phone call. Murph's son asks if he can go on the boat, which of course is a terrible idea. Even if there wasn't a horrible storm, I don't think that's a place for a kid! 

Upstairs in their room, Christina tells Bobby to go back to what he did before, "Pack cod, repair tackle", but he tells her he's "sick of that" and the fishing provides more money. He needs the money because he's "got a divorce lawyer and a mountain of debt." So I've been listening to the audiobook (because of some work thing I won, I got three free credits from Audible, whoo hoo!) of the story that this movie is based on by Sebastian Junger. In the movie, it is mentioned that Bobby wants to meet Christina's kids (who we never see...I guess they're living with her ex? I was a little confused by that, but I guess the movie wasn't worried about focusing on that). While listening to the audiobook, I learned that Christina is divorced with three kids and Bobby is separated with two kids. It sounds like they just made Bobby divorced in the movie because it would be a little weird if he were paying for his girlfriend's divorce. But like I said, I don't think they were really worried about it since it's not the main focus of the movie. 

When Murph is taking his kid back to his mom's, he tells him "one of these days your mom is gonna find you a new dad. The kid (you can tell I didn't learn his name) pouts and replies, "I don't want a new dad." Now while I didn't learn his name in the movie, in the book he is Dale Jr. He was three and a half when his dad perished, but in the movie he looks like he's six or seven. 

Bugsy seems to notice that everyone seems to have a love interest except him (which isn't true...even though they try to make us think there's a romance about to happen between Billy and Linda, there's really not, maybe just some slight flirting and Murph isn't seeing anyone) so he strikes up a convo with a woman named Irene at a bar. He flops with two horrible pick up lines and it's totally cringe, but once he starts being real, she seems to like him. She has two kids and I presume is divorced. This storyline seems to come out of nowhere randomly, like they needed to give him some sort of human connection. Bobby had Christina, Murph had his young son, Alfred Pierre had his girlfriend he was pretty much glued to when he was on land, and Billy had two kids who lived in Florida with his ex. 

Before Billy told his crew they would be heading back out in just a couple of days, he had been on the phone talking to a man named David Sullivan who goes by Sully (William Fichtner) who will be replacing Douglas on the boat. The morning they're supposed to leave, everyone is gathered at the bar. There is some tension between Sully and Murph because on the morning they're supposed to head out, Sully implies that he slept with Murph's ex-wife and Murph lunges at him. Ethel gets in between them to separate them, telling them, "How are you going to act on board if you're already at each other's throats?" I make a prediction that one will save the other during the storm. 

A weather report was heard on the radio saying "Visibility will be good. System off the jet stream, won't be here for three or four days. Outlook for the next five days is clear." And maybe that's true, but they'll be out there longer than five days. It's usually about a month from what I learned from the book.

When Christina is saying good-bye to Bobby, she tells him not to go because she's "got a bad feeling." They both know that the Grand Banks "are no joke in October" and she tells him she can sell the car and work nights or weekends and "little by little, put [the money] away." Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we're ever told what she does. Before he leaves, Bobby's last words to Christina are "I love you, I will always love you, Christina." Irene comes to say good-bye to Bugsy and it's just as awkward as you might think, and I love that Pierre is just making out with his girlfriend the entire time. 

So the beginning of the movie told us this was fall 1991 and I did look up to see when these six fishermen departed for the last time on the Andrea Gail and it was September 20, 1991 (which technically still would've been summer, but only two days 'til fall, so close enough). Although I'm pretty sure the audiobook said they left on September 23 so who knows. I'll trust the author who researched it though. 

Before they left, we saw a quick scene of dry goods being stocked on the boat and as the boat leaves, they're putting packaged meats in freezer and getting large stalls ready for the many fish they hope to catch, packing them with ice. They have an ice machine which will ultimately be the reason for their demise. The book goes into more detail about how much stuff they buy to prepare for their fishing expedition. They get $4,000 worth of groceries! And remember, this was 1991 so that would be nearly $10,000 today! 

While he's unpacking in their small quarters, Bobby pulls out a letter Christina had put in there. We hear her voiceover telling him she had bigs news and at first I thought she was going to announce she was pregnant, but she tells him she bought a new place and that she "in it for the long run" which is sad considering what happens. But also, that's a pretty big step to take without consulting your partner! 

Now I should preface this by saying since there were no survivors and the boat has never been found, obviously no one knows what happened (aside from the fact that this huge storm took them out), so obviously everything going on is pure speculation. Even before the storm hits, we'll see a lot of drama that I feel 110% never happened. But I get it; it's a movie and if you just have these guys sitting around and fishing, it would be boring. They still have a month out on the water before the storm will hit. 

Here are some of the incidents that happen in the film that I feel very confident didn't actually happen on the actual Andrea Gail back in the fall of '91. Don't get me wrong: I'm not mad at the filmmaker for giving me a riveting film, but there's no way any of these actually happened:

-Shark on board. So they are catching swordfish which can reach up to ten feet (or more) in length and are about 1500 pounds. (Guess who took a trip to the Wiki?) These are big fish. Because they eat fish, the crew uses smaller fish for the bait. At one point, they're reeling something up and one of them shouts, "It's big, it's very big!" Well, it was an effing shark. At first I thought it was a great white, but while listening to the audiobook, there's a section that talks about how sometimes fishermen catch mako sharks (never heard of those) by accident. What is this, Jaws? I literally yelped, "Oh, sh*t!" when I saw this. The shark has one of Bobby's legs in his mouth. This is literally that scene from Jaws when the shark has Quint's lower body in his mouth. Captain Tyne gets a gun and shoots the shark in his eye and they push the massive fish back in the ocean. Bobby's leg is still intact. It's bleeding, but his boot got most of the damage so he was lucky in that regard. 

-Murph goes overboard and almost drowns (this is before the storm hits). Tension between Murph and Sully escalates. I have no idea if there was really tension between these two men or if they just used it for the drama. (Probably the latter.) 

One evening during dinner, Sully insults the lasagna Murph made for dinner. Murph says he once worked with a guy like him and he had "a bad accident" and that when you have an accident at sea ambulances are hard to come by. It's clearly a threat and not a great look for Murph. Cut to a few days later when they're baiting fish on the boat. It's a dark, rainy night which they seem to have a lot of. Sometimes it's hard to tell who is who because they're wearing raincoats with the hood pulled up. Sully drops a bunch of light sticks and everyone except Murph help him put them back in the bucket. (There were A LOT of light sticks that got dropped.) Oh, and Billy isn't helping him because he's steering the boat. Since he's the captain, that's pretty much his main job. Murph is still baiting the fish and something happens where he somehow gets tangled in the fishing wire because the hook accidentally gets imbedded in his hand (OUCHHHHHHH!!!) and he gets thrown into the water. The rain is so loud that nobody hears him go overboard; they're all busy with their task of picking up all the light sticks. Murph's boots fall off when he goes in the water and the water has to be FREEZING! Because he's caught on the wire, he can't come up for air. Guess who is the first to notice he's missing and the first to jump into the water? If you said Sully, his nemesis, you would be right. Bobby also jumps in behind him and someone calls for Billy. Because the wire is underwater, both Bobby and Sully have to swim underwater to follow the wire to reach Murph. He was pretty far out, so they swam for awhile without going up for air. If they had gone up air, they would have completely been disoriented and lost track of where the wire was. Remember, it's dark and rainy. (Even if it had been sunny, it still would have been hard to keep track of the wire if they came up for air.) When they reach Murph, he's unconscious. One of them cuts the wire and they all come up to the surface and the others pull them back to the boat. Billy gives Murph CPR and he comes to only to have to have Billy take out the hook lodged in his hand. Before he does it, Murph tells him to hold on a sec and puts a wooden spoon in his mouth, but you can still tell it's painful. If I were Murph, I would've been like, Couldn't you take out the hook in my hand BEFORE you performed CPR? You know, priorities! 

Murph asks Billy who saved him and when he tells him it was Bobby and Sully, he seems annoyed when he hears the second name, as though he's thinking, Oh, damn, now I gotta go thank that guy. The next day he thanks Bobby first and he lets him know that Sully was the first to go in. Murph sighs (he really doesn't want to thank Sully!) and tells Sully he's glad he knows how to swim and admits that's all he can manage right now. So things aren't settled between the two of them, but they're better. At least now Sully won't be the victim of a "bad accident" (at least not one intentionally set by Murph). At least they're not getting into stupid fights and arguments anymore. Before this whole incident happened, there was one time where they got into a fight and because they needed to be working, Bugsy tells them to shake, but they just sort of slap hands at each other which was hilarious. 

One evening Bugsy tells Billy the boys would like to have a word with him and takes over the wheel. Bobby tells their captain they're "starting to get an unlucky feeling out here" and mentions what happened to Murph and the shark and the rogue wave that their boat met the other day. They're not catching much fish (they've only filled one stall with fish and it's not even full) and they just want to go home. Billy is not happy with them and says they need to get fish. He tells them he's headed East to the Flemish Cap. They were headed to the Grand Banks which is off the coast of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland (quite a bit off the coast of those provinces according to the map I found) and I think that's where they've been fishing, but Billy has decided to head east to the Flemish Caps which is "an area of shallow waters in the North Atlantic Ocean...about 563 km / 350 miles east of St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador." (Guess who went to Wikipedia? Again.) 

Linda, who is the captain of the Hannah Boden, radios Billy to tell him she's at the tale end of the banks and "it's kicking up something wicked here." When asked for his position, she realizes that he's headed for the Flemish Cap which is "nearly off the charts" (in the literal sense). She tells him he's crazy because of all these storms "that could be a triple header." He replies that it's behind him, but she reminds him he's got to go through it to get back. 

When they reach the Flemish Cap, they catch enough fish to fill all three of the stalls. They all know they're going to get nice paychecks. Everything is looking pretty good...until the ice machine breaks. So this is something that they know actually happened. Who knows if it played out as exactly it does in the movie, but it's quite possibly it's the reason they all died as portrayed here. For now, they've got ice on the fish. They now have a big dilemma. 

By this time Billy is aware of the storm and has gotten a weather fax which he shows his crew. They'll be "looking at 40 to 50 foot waves, gale force winds." He calls it "a real bad one" and it will be right in their path. I Googled "gale force winds" and they are winds that are between 39-50 mph. Billy tells them they can hang out where they are now for a few days and wait for the storm to calm down. And that would be fine if their ice machine still worked, but it doesn't and they have 60,000 pounds of fish they need to get back to town to sell. The ice it's on now won't last that long and the fish will go bad and be worthless. The other option is to say "the hell with it" and go right through it. Which is, you know, not a great plan. Big mistake. The decision is unanimous: they will weather the storm, quite literally. They all need the money; that's the biggest motivation for their decision. They are literally choosing between their finances and their literal lives. I think my jaw was on the floor in disbelief, because, if you think about it, the broken ice machine is the reason they're all dead. Of course, this is all speculation. We don't know if it happened exactly like this, but it does make for good drama for the movie. 

So throughout the movie, while the Andrea Gail is the main storyline, we do jump to other scenes of different characters and different settings. One of them is the meteorologist at the Channel 9 newsroom in Boston. He looks at a weather map of the Eastern U.S. on the computer and sees a huge storm cloud off of Bermuda and mutters, "This doesn't look good." All this crazy weather is accumulating to create "the perfect storm." 

At one point, we see cargo ships that are getting pummeled by the ginormous waves; their cargo easily getting knocked off of the huge vessels. If these huge ships are getting battered, you know it's not gonna be good for that fishing boat

There's a 32-foot sailboat called the Mistral with three passengers played by Bob Gunton, Karen Allen, and Cherry Jones. Now I see those actors in the credits and was wondering when they were going to show up and here they are. We are told they have left from Portsmouth, New Hampshire and are heading to Bermuda. I was kind of wondering why they were even in this movie. Yes, they do get caught up in the titular Perfect Storm, but this movie is mainly about the Andrea Gail. They are sort of connected to the fishing vessel, but only by a very thin thread. The guys from the Coast Guard who rescue them are the same guys who get the call about the Andrea Gail. Now in the book there is absolutely no connection between them except for the fact that they are involved in the storm. The dynamic of these three people were never really discussed as these three characters (who do live) are really not important in the grand scheme of things. While listening to the audiobook, the man is the owner of the boat and needed a small crew to help him sail. He knew somebody who knew the two women (who worked together) or something like that. I feel like this whole storyline is added to help pad the movie. There's this ridiculous scene where Karen Allen is holding a piece of paper which is the weather fax to show the others. I had to laugh because it's windy, heavily raining, and waves are crashing around them as she's holding this piece of paper. Maybe she should've shown them this inside the cabin. She tells Bob Gunton, the one who has the most experience, that they need to head in now. He says it will be too dangerous to head into a harbor because they'll be currents across shipping lanes and that it's his boat and they're gonna "ride this thing out." It seems like he just wants to go with the flow which seems insane. 

A few scenes later we'll return to the Mistral and the storm is creating these huge waves and they're just being knocked around. The sailing vessel does a 360 turn in the water and when I say that I mean it literally goes underwater and rolls back up, I'm not talking it turned all the way around on top of the water.  Cherry Jones tells Bob Gunton that she's going to "point this boat up into the storm and scream for help." He wants to ride it out says it's his boat, but she replies, "This is my life." She uses the radio to call for a mayday and their position. They just hear radio static in return. 

Eventually, they do get through to the Air National Guard and tell them their coordinates. It's so dark and rainy and the ocean is black, I don't even know how the rescuers can see anything. There's a very exciting rescue scene where they hook a wire (which gets caught in one of the cables on the boat at one point) with a basket and one of the rescuers have to go down and it looks like he gets swept away for a moment. Oh, and he's wearing this black wetsuit and mask so it's nearly impossible to see him in the rainy night sky and dark water. Seriously, how are they even able to see him? The three people are rescued and taken to a Coast Guard ship. They are dropped off there because they get a message about the Andre Gail and go to rescue them. So that is why the people on the Minstral and their rescue are included in this movie. It's all very loosely connected. It was Linda who called in the mayday.

The helicopter needs more fuel and they meet up with a plane that will give them their fuel. Because of the wind and rain, it's just impossible to fill the tank and so they have to abort. Because the helicopter will run out of fuel soon, the men have to jump out before it crashes into the ocean. The last man to jump issues a mayday so the Coast Guard can find them. 

There are four men and three of them are able to find each other pretty quickly, but they can't find the fourth one. The Coast Guard ship finds them and there are these nylon mesh ladders they have to climb up and I know there's no way I would have the strength to climb that after being pummeled by the storm while trying to keep afloat (and alive) in the vast ocean. One of the men is so tired he can't hold on and falls off. One of his comrades jumps off the net and goes after him. They try again and he tells him to "grab it with everything [he's] got" and they are pulled up. The fourth man is still missing and is never found. 

The residents of Gloucester, especially those with loved ones aboard the Andrea Gail have gathered at the Crow's Nest to watch a news report. Both Christina and Bobby's mother are relieved when they hear there will be a rescue operation for the men. It is Bob Brown, owner of the Andrea Gail who comes in the bar to break the bad news about the rescue operation being called off. Christina is so distraught she screams at him, basically saying it's his fault because those men are out there risking their lives for "some fish" and Bobby's mother has to comfort her. 

As you can imagine, in the final moments of the Andrea Gail there's quite a lot of action. I'm not going to lie, watching this movie was extremely stressful. While Billy is in the enclosed room on top of the boat steering the vessel, outside the window the only thing you can see is water. The water they're on and the water pouring down from the sky. Everything just looks the same. I don't know how he knows where he's going. It especially doesn't help that the antennae has been washed away. Billy exclaims, "No antennae, no radio, we're back in the 19th century!" 

The anchor comes crashing into the windows of the wheelhouse, and honestly, they're lucky they weren't hurt by that. Billy does something really stupid: he scales the mast that the anchor is attached to with the intent to saw it off with a blowtorch. While he's doing this the mast (with Billy gripping on it) crashes into the water, then comes back upright. He's still holding on with dear life (and still has the blow torch!)! Like, there is no way this would ever happen in real life and if it did, he would have been killed immediately. At one point, the anchor nearly comes crashing down on his head. The viewer is definitely getting their money's worth for the drama. He manages to saw off the anchor (amid the violent waves and wind) and the other men cheer. It's like, let's not cheer just yet. 

Bugsy (I think it was him, it was really hard to tell who was who) falls overboard and Billy throws a lifesaver to him. They've tried to board up the broken windows, but there's not really much they can do.

When they've done all they can do, they go inside the cabin to get a little reprieve. Billy tells them, "Boys, that's it. We can't make it." He decides to turn around. I guess the goal is to sail out of the storm, but how far have they already gone? I don't think turning around isn't going to make a difference (spoiler alert: it won't), but I guess it's their best chance. 

Billy and Bobby go to the wheel and Billy manages to do it. I honestly don't know how Billy didn't become disoriented when he turned the boat around...literally everything looks the same. I would be confused and unsure if I wasn't just at the same spot I started from! Everyone is happy that the boat has turned around. Bobby tells Billy that he's giving him his notice, that this will be his last trip: "If we get back, I'm going right to Salisbury Beach with Chris." It's interesting that he said "if", and now "when". 

There is a glimmer of hope when they see a glimpse of sunlight peeking through the clouds. The four other men, who are in the cabin, can see it through the porthole. Bobby said, "We're gonna make it." But the sky quickly goes dark again and Billy says, "She's not gonna let us out." 

The most insane 100 foot wave is about to crash down on them. Billy is steering the boat so it is parallel with the wave. The wave easily knocks it back and it lands in the water so it's completely upside down. The top is on the bottom and the bottom is on the top. This looks absolutely terrifying. The boat is quickly filling with water and they are able to find small pockets of air. 

Bar none, the saddest scene in the movie is when Murph says, 'This is gonna be hard on my little boy." Ugh, that just broke me heart. They all know they're going to die. He, Bugsy, Sully, and Alfred Pierre are trapped in the cabin. Alfred Pierre is trying to break the porthole, but to no avail.

Billy, who is with Bobby, tells the young man he's sorry he got him into this. Bobby replies that they made the right call, that they had to try. I would beg to differ about making the right call! Billy tells him they should get out of there. From where they are, they are able to swim out of the boat and to the surface. They both swim out and Bobby continues to swim, but Billy stays with the boat, watching Bobby swim towards the surface. Once he sees Billy has surfaced, he goes back in the boat. I guess he figures since he's the captain he has to go down with the boat. Does he think Bobby will be rescued? I mean, maybe, but it seems pretty unlikely because they are out in the middle of nowhere. 

The boat has completely been swallowed up by the ocean. I guess it's never been found. 

While Bobby is in the water, we get this completely unnecessary and hokey inner dialogue scene of him talking to Christina and telling her how much he loves her and that he'll always love her. We see Bobby in the water and above him is a fading image of Christina the last tine he saw her when she was waving him off. I don't think we needed this scene because this is pretty much the same thing he told her before saying goodbye to her. Maybe we could have had a flashback of that scene as though that was his last thought before he perishes. The way it's portrayed is just so trite. This scene actually does come back. After the funeral, which Linda gives the eulogy for, Christina tells Bobby's mom about a recurring dream she has about him and he's saying the same thing he thought before he died. At the funeral, since there were no bodies found, instead they have pictures of the six men in front of the alter. 

The movie ends with a memorial at the City Hall where the names of all the fishermen who have lost their lives to the sea have been inscribed on the wall. We see the names of the six men aboard the Andrea Gail who perished at sea in October of 1991. Text appears on the screen saying the movie is dedicated dated to the 10,000 Gloucestermen who have died at  since 1623. 

I do wonder if this story or movie gave people thalassophobia which is the "intense, persistent, and irrational fear of deep, open, or dark bodies of water like the ocean or large lakes. 

Oh, one last thing, I watched this movie on Amazon and the blurb describes it as a "BAFTA-winning seasick terror with George Clooney." Seasick terror? I've never heard of such a description for a film. Also, pretty sure nobody ever got seasick. It was just very odd. Who is writing these? 

Thursday, May 2, 2024

Written On the Pages is the Answer

The NeverEnding Story
Director: Wolfgang Peterson
Cast: Noah Hathaway, Barret Oliver, Alan Oppenheimer
Released: July 20, 1984


I had seen this movie only once before and that was when I was in second grade (or maybe it was third or fourth grade; I honestly don't remember) when the teacher showed it to the class on VHS (heh). I don't remember if it was a holiday (like Valentine's Day) or we earned it because we got enough stars and if your class earned enough stars, you got a class party. Who knows. All I remember is that we watched this movie and ate a ton of junk food. It was pretty funny; we were eating so much candy, that at lunch, people were trading their desserts for carrot sticks because they couldn't eat any more sugar. I didn't remember anything about this movie except for the weird pink dragon/dog thing. Either I wasn't paying attention or I had suppressed the memory of seeing it deep inside of me because there's a pretty traumatizing scene (if you've seen the movie, you know exactly what I'm talking about) that I'm sure scarred millions of children who grew up watching this movie. 

Can we all agree that the theme song by the lead singer from Kajagoogoo totally slaps? I actually kind of forgot the existence of it until I was reminded of it in season 3 of Stranger Things when Suzy makes Dustin sing it to her. The whole scene should drive me mad because he's contacting her for some very vital information...I don't exactly remember because it has been four years since I've seen it, but the world is in danger and he needs this information and she makes him sing this song first. And I totally loved every second of it because that song is awesome! (Skip to 1:30 to get to the singing part)


The movie quickly introduces us to a ten-year-old (that's the age Wiki says he is, so I'm going with it; plus it's close enough to the actor's age at the time) Bastian (short for Sebastian, perhaps?) who is played by Barret Oliver who was the grandkid in the Cocoon movies. We learn that his mom has recently died and he's not coping well with it. His dad, who seems like a no-nonsense kind of guy, tells him he got a call from his math teacher telling him that Bastian isn't turning his homework in on time and was caught drawing horses.(Bastian insists they were unicorns; I thought this exchange was weird looking back in hindsight because there are no unicorns in this movie). His dad tells him he's old enough "to keep his head out of the clouds" and "to stop daydreaming and start facing your problems." 

Having an insensitive father is not the only problem Bastian is facing. He's also bullied by three little sh*ts who call him a "weirdo" and demand that he give him any money he might have. (Why would he have any money on him? He's a ten-year-old going to school. You could say he has lunch money, but later we'll see that he brings his own lunch to school.) They chase him down an alley and when they find out he doesn't even have any money to steal, they throw him in a dumpster. When he gets out and rounds the corner, the bullies are still there and demand he get back in the dumpster so he runs away from them again, but this time he hides in a small bookstore cluttered with antiquated and (I have no doubt!) musky-smelling dusty leather-bound novels. Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer would love this place. The shopkeeper, Mr. Coreander, who is smoking a pipe and sitting in what looks like an uncomfortable armchair with a book, tells him to leave because he doesn't like kids. He tells him the arcade is down the street and sarcastically says that here he'll only find rectangular things called books. Seriously, does this man think kids don't know what books are? Bastian has him on blast; telling him he has 186 books at home (what kind of nerd keeps count of their books? I couldn't even tell you how many books I have) and starts naming some of his favorite which include Treasure Island, Lord of the Rings, The Last of the Mohicans, The Wizard of Oz, and Tarzan. Mr. Coreander seems to be impressed with this. Bastian asks him what he's reading and instead of telling him the name of the book, he just tells him that the books he (Bastian) reads are "safe" and that after he becomes engrossed in a story, he "gets to become a little boy again." If I were Bastian, I'd be like, "The hell you talkin' 'bout, old man?" The way he's talking, it makes it sound like the particular book he's reading is going to pull a Jumanji on him! 

The phone rings and when Mr. Coreander gets up to answer it, Bastian swipes the book and leaves a note that reads "Don't worry I'll returns your book." The man wanted him to take the book, right? He just leaves it on the table unattended. If he really didn't want this kid to take it, he would have carried the book to the phone. Plus, he has this smile on his face when he sees the note. We'll return to this later. 

The leather-bound book is called The NeverEnding Story and it has a raised emblem of entwining snakes. Bastian goes to school....to skip school. (Try to wrap your mind around that concept!) Now, he originally was going to class, but when he peeks through the tiniest window of the door, he see the class has a math quiz, so it's then when he decides to bail, though I have a feeling he would still bail even if it was just a regular class because he wants to start reading his new book. We see him retrieve a key from a box (that looks like it's been broken into) and then he opens the door to an attic. Huh? Is this normal for schools to have attics? I have never heard of a school having an attic. But, anyway, he goes up to the attic where they keep life-size skeletons (for physiology classes, I assume), wolf heads on sticks (don't ask cuz I don't have an answer for that one), and candles. The candles will come in handy to help him read when the storm comes! 

He starts reading the book and we're transported into the world of Fantasia. I guess in the book this movie is based on, the world is called Fantastica, but they changed it to Fantasia. I tried to find out why, but couldn't really find anything. Probably because it just sounds and rolls off the tongue better. When I think of the word "Fantasia", I think of the old animated Disney movie. 

Right away we're introduced to a few characters who, aside from one, we'll never see again, but I guess they just need them to set up the plot line. Two humans (or two characters played by humans I should say) have set up camp in a wooded area with their animal sidekicks. There's a goblin/troll type character named Night Hob who gets around by flying on a bat and a Mad-Hatter-esque character (he literally looks like the Mad Hatter) named Teeny Weeny who has a racing snail. Because it was 1984, they didn't use CGI to create certain characters; instead they were puppets and I was pretty impressed by them. When I saw a close up shot of the snail, I blurted out, "That looks like Jar Jar Binks!" Haha, I bet George Lucas got inspiration from this movie! Of course, the snail doesn't talk so it least it doesn't have the annoying personality of Jar Jar. 

Another character who is created by using puppetry is Rockbiter, a giant being who is made of rocks and eats rocks. He is rolling a giant wheel really fast right towards them and I was getting quite concerned because it looked like he was going to smoosh everyone, but he stops right before any of them can get flattened. He says he's been traveling all day and asks if he can join them. He tells them he comes from the north where there used to be "exquisite gourmet rocks"and a beautiful lake, but all of that is gone. When asked if the lake dried up, he says it just was't there anymore, that everything just seems to keep disappearing. They tell him that the same thing is happening in the west and the south; "a strange nothing is destroying everything." 

Rockbiter informs them he is being sent to the Ivory Tower to ask the Empress for help and they tell him they are also on the same mission. One of them says, "If the Empress couldn't save us, who could?" Hmm, who indeed? It's the middle of the night and they decide they need to go to the Ivory Tower right that minute. This is when it is revealed the snail is a racing snail and it can go pretty fast! I loved the added effect of the oozing sound it makes as it glides across the ground. 

When they get to the Ivory Tower, Night Hob and his bat are looking through two windows. I liked how the bat was hanging upside down while looking through the window. A council is having a meeting about The Nothing that is destroying their world. There are a lot of weird characters in Fantasia...huge rock heads that sit on blocks (which reminded me of the statues in Easter Island), people with two, three, sometimes four faces (yeah they were a little freaky), even an elephant. It's a very bizarre assortment of characters. These beings have also "come to beseech the Empress for help." Cairon, the robed man holding the meeting and who works for the Empress has the fun job of telling all these citizens of Fantasia who have come to ask the Empress for help that the Empress has become "deathly ill" and that there seems to be "a mysterious link between her illness and The Nothing" (duh, you think?). He tells them there still might be a chance: "The Plains People who hunt the purple buffalo have among them a great warrior" and only he has a chance to fight The Nothing. He is their only hope - no pressure at all! We're not really told why he is The Chosen One; he just is. Lucky for all of them, the Empress has already sent for this warrior named Atreyu (Noah Hathaway) and when he appears everyone is shocked to see how young he is (he's 12/13). The first thing I wondered is what kind of shampoo he uses because his hair is so shiny and glossy! 

Cairon thinks there must be some misunderstanding; that perhaps there are two Atreyus and they got Atreyu the child and not Atreyu the warrior, but the young man tells him he's the only Atreyu of the Plains People. That would have been pretty hilarious if there had been two Atreyus and the wrong one was sent. 

Cairon asks if he would be willing to go on a quest "to find a cure for the Empress to save [their] world". He must go alone and leave all his weapons behind (we're not told why either of these are requirements). Atreyu says he will do it and when he asks if there will be any chance of success, Cairon replies he doesn't know, but what he does know, is that if he fails, "The Empress will surely die and our whole world will be utterly destroyed." No pressure there at all! So don't fail, kid! 

He gives Atreyu the entwining snake emblem (the very same one that's on the cover of the book) to wear around his neck. It is called the Auryn and it will guide and protect him. So now we see Atreyu riding his beloved white horse, Artax, through different landscapes. Here's my question: does he know what the eff he's looking for? We know he has to find a cure for the Empress, but without any further instructions, does he even know what he's looking for? Is there some vial with the medicine in it somewhere in this vast land? Is there some hospital that can provide a caretaker? I am so confused! 

After the quick montage of Atreyu and Artax seemingly wandering aimlessly, they stop at a river to rest and the horse nuzzles Atreyu for something to eat and he tells him that's a good idea, then we see Bastion exclaiming, "No, it's a GREAT idea!" and goes to get a sandwich from his backpack. He only takes one bite and says (outloud even though he's the only one there), "No, not too much. We still have a long way to to." Dude, you're at your school...it's not like you're stranded on an desert island with no food. 

Artax, no! 
We learn that Atreyu had been traveling for a week without any success. He had searched the Silver Mountains, the Desert of Shattered Hopes, and the Crystal Towers. Now he was looking for Morla, "the wisest being in Fantasia" whose home is the Shell Mountain, but the only way to get to it is to cross the Deadly Swamps of Sadness. It's a very fitting name. In the next few minutes we'll watch a scene that I have no doubt traumatized every child around the world who watched this film. I, myself, even screamed at the TV, "What the f*ck just happened?" Bastion reads from the book, "Everyone knew that whoever let the sadness overtake him would sink into the swamp." Uh, I don't think Atreyu knew! He has gotten off of Artax and is leading him across the swamp, and at first Artax is following him, but then he suddenly stops and Atreyu has to pull on the reins, but the horse won't budge and everytime they cut back to Artax we see that he's sinking deeper and deeper into the muck until he has completely disappeared and poor Atreyu and Bastion both have tears streaming down their faces. I hated this scene; not necessarily because Artax died, though that was certainly sad, but because it was evident the horse did not like being submerged in this yucky muck because the whites of its eyes were showing.

So after that hellish nightmare, Atreyu finds Morla who turns out to be a giant turtle who hasn't spoken to anyone in thousands of years. Bastions screams and the two characters in the book seem to hear him. I'm not sure why Bastion screamed, but he seems to realize what just happened because he says, "But that's impossible; they couldn't have heard me." I don't exactly understand how this translates. Is he reading that Atreyu and Morla heard a scream in the background and are looking around to see if anyone else is around and just assumes they heard him? Like, how do you even get there? 

Back to the (neverending!) story: after not being helpful at all (and, really, not giving a sh*t), Morla finally gives some advice that will help Atreyu continue his journey: he needs to travel 10,000 miles to the Southern Oracle. 

So now Bastion has been up in the attic reading the entire school day and the school is being locked up as students and teachers are leaving, but Bastion still stays. Why does he stay? Why doesn't he just go home and finish his book there? Also, did nobody call his dad to tell him he wasn't at school? (I mean, I guess technically he WAS in the school, but you know what I mean; he wasn't in class.) 

How to train your 
(Luck) Dragon

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that there's a wolf named Gmork who is after Atreyu and trying to kill him to stop him from succeeding and he is about to attack him, but is saved by Falkor, the pink creature that looks like it's half dragon, half dog. Falkor is a Luck Dragon. I know Falkor is supposed to be a good character, but I found him a bit unnerving at times. He winks three times at Atreyu throughout the movie and it's so creepy! 

It turns out that Falkor knows about the boy's quest because Atreyu talked in his sleep so he has flown him 9,891 miles of the way there. Gee, that was luckily convenient! I guess Falkor truly is a "Luck" Dragon. Atreyu meets two little tree elves named Engywook and Urgl. Engywook is the "expert of the Southern Oracle" and takes him up to the observatory, where, through a telescope, he sees two large statues of Sphinxes (with huge bare breasts) which guard the first gate one must pass before they can reach the Southern Oracle. I guess to pass through, you have to feel confident in yourself, otherwise the eyes of the two Sphinxes will open and shoot lasers at you.

Atreyu decides he's gonna go for it and even though he hesitates at first, he makes a run for it and makes it through the gate. I have to be honest: I didn't quite know what was going on because the next thing you know, he's in a very snowy landscape with howling wind and he comes across a large cave that's frozen and through the ice he can see Bastian reading his book. I guess it took him to a different realm where he can see the person who is reading his story? I guess? IDK? Bastian reads this (that would totally freak me out!) and throws the book into the corner (can't say that I blame him!). Aloud, he says, "What if they really do know about me in Fantasia?" 

Atreyu steps through the ice window and at first I thought he was going to appear in the attic with Bastian, but no, he's now at a second gate guarded by two statues, also with bare breasts. There are sure are a lot of naked breasts (even though they are made of stone!) for a children's movie, but then again, it was made in Europe (Germany)! These statues are the Southern Oracle and when he asks what he can do to save Fantasia, they tell him that the Empress needs a new name. Atreyu is all, "I got this, that's easy", but they tell him he can't do it, in fact "no one from Fantasia can do it. Only a human child can give her this new name." He will only be able to find said human child "beyond the boundaries of Fantasia." Aha! It finally clicks! If we go back to the bookstore shopkeeper, he obviously wanted Bastian to take the book because he had been reading the story and knew what (or who, rather) was needed and he told Bastian that this book wasn't for him because he knows that if you tell a kid they can't have something, then they want it even more. But how long was he holding onto the book for and waiting for a kid to enter the store? Inquiring minds want to know! 

Now we get a montage of Atreyu flying on Falkor's fluffy pink back with terrible backgrounds of the sky. There's a storm and Atreyu falls off into the Sea of Possibilities (gotta love these geographical names!) and there's also a really bad storm wherever Bastian is (we're really never told where he lives geographically). This is when those candles come in handy. I love how he gets up to shut the window, then three seconds  later, he exclaims "Atreyu!" like he forgot what he was doing.

Atreyu and Falkor can't find each other and are calling each other's names. That's okay because they'll find each other soon, but in the meantime, Atreyu comes across Rockbiter, the only character from the beginning of the (neverending!) story to return in a later scene. Atreyu tells him he failed because he was the one chosen to stop The Nothing, but now he's lost the Auryn (it fell in the sea, but, honestly, it's not like we saw him using it at all) and he can't find his Luck Dragon so now he won't be able to get beyond the boundaries of Fantasia. 

Gmork (remember, he's the wolf who's after him) shows up and, surprise! He can talk! He tells the boy he's been sent to kill Atreyu but doesn't seem to realize that the kid he's talking to is Atreyu, which makes no sense. When Atreyu says he can't get beyond the boundaries of Fantasia, Gmork tells him there are no boundaries in Fantasia and that "It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind." The reason Fantasia is dying is because people have begun "to lose their hopes and forget their dreams." The Nothing is "the emptiness that's left." When Atreyu reveals who he is (hmm, I would have kept that information to myself if this bloodthirsty wolf was out to kill me but didn't know I was the one he was supposed to kill!), Gmork pounces on him, but Atreyu has some makeshift shiv and stabs him. This all happens within three seconds. It's very anti-climatic. Maybe Gmork serves a bigger purpose in the book, but he wasn't really needed in the movie, and, honestly, I kind of forgot about him. 

We see Falkor find the Auryn in the sea, then he retrieves Atreyu and they continue their journey. Fantasia has been pretty much demolished and it looks like they're traveling through space with just a bunch of rocks floating around. We finally see Atreyu use the Auryn to guide him to the Ivory Tower which is still standing on one large lone rock. 

The Empress is actually referred to as the Childlike Empress and this is because she is played by a young girl (probably eleven years old). Wouldn't it be weird to have someone be the ruler of your land who is actually quite old, but looks like a child? I don't think I would like; it would weird me out too much. 

When she asks Atreyu why he looks so sad (and she's whispering the entire time), he tells her it's because he's failed her, but she tells him he hasn't and that he's brought "the earthling child" with him. Well, of course, he's confused because he never contacted any human child, but she tells him she has and that "He has suffered with you. He went through everything you went through. And now, he has come here with you." Okay, let's back up here. Has Bastion really suffered with him? Really, has he? Yes, he cried when Artax died, but it's not like he's been on this perilous journey. He's just been inside his school's attic. I did love Bastian's shout of "WHAT?"! when she says that he is very close, listening to every word they say. The Childlike Empress continues, "He doesn't realize he's already a part of the NeverEnding Story...Just as he is sharing all of your adventures, others are sharing his." Okay, I'm not going to lie. It took me a minute to realize she was talking about all the people who were watching the movie who are watching Bastian who is reading the story. It's like one of those Russian nesting dolls. My mind is blown! And if Bastian wasn't already convinced that the characters in this book knew about him, he should have definitely been when she talks about how he hid from the bullies, then took the book with the auryn symbol on the cover "in which he's reading his own story."

Unfortunately, Bastian may be a bit of an idiot because out loud he exclaims, "I can't believe it! They can't be talking about me!" Atreyu raises a good point and says that maybe this human child doesn't know what to do and Bastian is like, yeah, give me some instructions here. So the Empress says that all he has to do is give her a new name. Just needs to call it out. That's all. That's it. Easy peasy lemon squeezey. But instead of doing that, Bastian says, "But it's only a story. It's not real!" OH MY GOD. JUST. CALL. OUT. THE. DAMN. NAME. ALREADY!!!!! Is this kid some sadist who is enjoying torturing these characters? Because that is exactly what he is doing! The Empress herself literally has to address him by his name when she says, "Bastian, why won't you do what you dream?" Bastian replies that he has to keep his feet on the ground, like he promised his dad in the first scene. She is crying, begging him to save them. Wouldn't it be f***ed up if he just closed the book and walked away? 

The storm is getting so bad now that tree limbs are crashing through the windows and breaking the glass. He goes to the window and screams something out into the storm. I'm not sure why he couldn't just say the name where he was sitting. I had no idea what he said and even the subtitles say he's just screaming. I listened to a couple podcasts about this movie and learned he says "Moon Child" which I definitely heard the second time I watched it. In the scene when he reads about Atreyu finding out that the Empress needs a new name, Bastian mentions something about his mother having a wonderful name and I'm wondering, was "Moon Child" his mom's name? If so, that's, uh, an interesting name. Where did he get Moon Child from? I guess it would be more weird if he had shouted out "Linda"; maybe he thought "Moon Child" fit this mythical being better. Who the hell knows. This movie is weird. 

After he screams the name, the screen goes dark and quiet and suddenly is he next to the Childlike Empress. When he asks why it is so dark, she replies, "In the beginning, it is always dark." Wait, so did he reset the story? Is this why they call it The NeverEnding Story because it just starts over again and again and again and again? Are the characters going to have to depend on some human child every time their story starts over? 

She is holding one grain of sand which is all of what is left of Fantasia. It may have disappeared, but, as she tells him, it can "arise anew from your dreams and wishes." He gets as many wishes as he wants and this will help Fantasia appear and she encourages him to make as many wishes as he can: "The more wishes you make, the more magnificent Fantasia will become." This girl is better than a genie! 

His first wish is to ride Falkor and we see him wave to all the characters he's met along the way as he's flying over Fantasia (which seems to be back to normal now) and the best part is that Artax is alive as we see Atreyu riding him! Hurray for Artax! 

The very last scene of this movie is the stupidest thing ever: Bastian takes Fallor into the real world to scare the three bullies who threw him in the dumpster. I hate that characters from The NeverEnding Story are entering into the real world: I feel like that shouldn't be allowed to happen and it's just such a stupid scene. It should have just ended after we see Artax galloping happily along. 

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Executive Decision

Air Force One
Director: Wolfgang Petersen
Cast: Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Glenn Close, Wendy Crewson, William H. Macy, Dean Stockwell, Paul Guilfoyle, Xander Berkeley
Released: July 25, 1997

Oscar nominations:
Best Editing (lost to Titanic)
Best Sound (lost to Titanic)


Spoilers for a 16 year old movie!

While I was watching this movie (my third time), I kept wondering, What if Bill, Hilary, and Chelsea (who were the First Family when this was released) were in this situation? What if it were old Dubya, Laura, and their twin girls? What it if were Obama up there with Michelle and their daughters? And in every scenario, EVERYBODY DIES.

All-American President
Harrison Ford plays President James Marshall, the most kick-ass POTUS of all time! He's a veteran of the Vietnam War, a recipient of the Medal of Honor, a retired military aviator, a black belt in karate, a member of MENSA, and a Noble Peace Prize winner. (Okay, I may have embellished some of those!) Seriously, if something like this had happened to a POTUS like the one Michael Douglas plays in The American President (or a real life President like I mentioned before), it's safe to say everyone would be screwed and nobody would make it out of this situation alive. President Marshall has just given a speech in Russia and is headed back to Washington on Air Force One along with staff and his wife and 12 year old daughter. Also included on this flight is one mole and a group of Russian reporters who have been given permission to ride in the plane and interview the President. What nobody knows until it's too late is that the real Russian reporters were killed by a terrorist group led by a man named Ivan Korshunov (Gary Oldman) and their name badges and identities were stolen.

The mole is played by Xander Berkeley, one of many character actors in this movie. You think he is part of the Secret Service, but once he kills other members of the Service and tosses guns out to the terrorists, you know he is a mole! And just think, a few short years later, the same actor would go on to play George Mason in 24, a man who would sacrifice his life for the United States. I guess he was making up for this movie! Hey....wasn't Air Force One exploding and killing the POTUS on an episode in 24? There have been so many presidential deaths on that show I can't keep them all straight!

Once Secret Service hears bullets flying everywhere in the plane, they take the POTUS and hustle him down to a pod and launch him out of the plane so he will be safe and will easily be found with a tracking device. Apparently such a pod does not exist on Air Force One, but that would be awesome if it really did. Meanwhile, the other hostages on the plane have been ushered into a guarded conference room. In a creepy almost kind of foreshadowing to 9/11, the terrorists break into the cockpit and kill the pilots and divert the plane to head to their destination, which is Kazakhstan.

Meanwhile, in Washington, the VP (Glenn Close) is alerted of the situation as well as the U.S. Defense Secretary played by yet another character actor, Dean Stockwell (Al from Quantum Leap!) Korshunov contacts them and tells them he wants the release of a dictator he supports who had just been sentenced to prison. He tells them they will execute a passenger every half hour until he is released. And he is true to his word. Nobody in Washington has no idea if the POTUS is still alive or not and don't want to make any deals if they don't know for sure about the President's safety. The pod is found, but it is empty! Marshall stayed on board in the cargo area because there was no way he was going to leave his family and members of his Cabinet and his advisors up in the air with terrorists! This President doesn't run from anybody or anything!

Marshall calls the operator in D.C. and there's a bit of a comic relief moment when he tells her he's the President and wants to be connected to the White House and she tells him that the President never calls this line and scoffs at his acclaim of being the president. Once she hears gunfire, she puts him through right away and he alerts the VP and everyone else of the situation.

Korshunov takes the First Lady and First Daughter to a private section of the plane to keep an eye on them. Marshall shoots the terrorists who are guarding the conference room and sneaks everybody down to the back of the plane where everyone is fitted into parachutes and the hatch is open to let them escape that way. Soon just a few people are left on the plane including the terrorists, the First Family, a few other passengers, and the (undetected) mole. When Korshunov threatens to kill the First Lady, Marshall gives the VP the go ahead to release the dictator. Now it's been quite a few years since I last saw this movie, but I could have sworn that the Fist Lady was killed in this movie. I remember the other woman, the Deputy Press Secretary, was killed, but for some reason, I also remember the First Lady being murdered. Maybe I am thinking of another movie. After the prisoner is released, Marshall and Korshunov get into a physical altercation and it ends with the President snapping the terrorists' neck and before kicking him out of the plane (the hatch was open at the point) tells him, "Get off of my plane!" Once they don't have to worry about Korshunov anymore, Marshall races back to call off the release of the prisoner and he is shot right before he gets to his freedom.

Even though all the terrorists are incapacitated (or so they think! The mole is still among them!), the airliner is not going to be able to land due to outside damage from other terrorists (I'm telling you, this movie is non-stop action!), so outside help from the Air Force is needed. We next proceed to the most ridiculous scene in the entire movie: a huge military plane is flying in front of them and some guy (sorry, I don't know the correct jargon for any of this!) hooks up a zip line from that plane to Air Force One. The mole is the one who's standing by the door of AFO and he's supposed to let the guy in and you think he might cut the line or something, but he doesn't. A few more guys come from the other plane to help assist the others off the plane. They clip the First Daughter, then the First Lady to the zip line and they make it to the other plane. They next want Marshall, but he insists that his wounded Chief of Staff (played by C.S.I.'s Paul Guilfoyle - another character actor!) go before him. Soon the only people left on the plane are Marshall, the mole, and Marshall's Air Force advisor (played by yet another character actor, William H. Macy). Air Force One is about to crash and they only have time to get one more person to safety. Macy tells the President to go and this is the time where Berekeley reveals himself as the mole when he kills Macy. Marshall finds himself in (yet another) physical altercation and the zip line breaks at the last minute as he manages to clip onto it so he's dangling from the other plane as the men pull him up and tell Washington that the President is safe. Of course at the last minute he escapes from Air Force One, it crashes into the ocean and thus the new plane Marshall is on is dubbed Air Force One.

Now can you see why I think if this scenario happened with a real President's family everybody would die? Yep. A fun and thrilling movie nonetheless.