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Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Storms-a-Brewin'

The Perfect Storm
Director: Wolfgang Petersen
Cast: George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, John C. Reilly, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, John Hawkes, William Fichtner, Allen Payne, Cherry Jones, Karen Allen, Bob Gunton, Michael Ironside
Released: June 30, 2000
Viewed in theaters: August 11, 2000

Oscar nominations: 
Best Visual Effects (lost to Gladiator) 
Best Sound (lost to Gladiator)


I hadn't seen this movie since I saw it in theaters (I only remember the date because I keep a journal of when I see movies in the theaters) and this movie was brought up when my family members were discussing this huge snowstorm that hit Minnesota, the Halloween Blizzard of '91 and I guess the storm from this movie was the cause of that.

I'm just going to go ahead and put up my SPOILERS AHOY (hey, that works because it's a movie about a boat at sea!)!! If you have not seen this 26 year old movie about a true event that took place 35 years ago and don't want to be spoiled, don't read any further because I will be spoiling a pretty major plot point soon after I'm done with this warning! Okay, you have been warned! Don't say I didn't warn you!! 

It's the fall of 1991 in Gloucester, Massachusetts, and a fishing boat called the Andrea Gail has just come back from a long fishing expedition with its crew of six - Capital Billy Tyne (George Clooney), Bobby Shatford (Mark Wahlberg), Dale Murphy (John C. Reilly), Michael "Bugsy" Moran (John Hawkes), Alfred Pierre (Allen Payne), and Douglas Kosco. It seems like everyone in the whole town have come to greet them. While they're hugging their loved ones, a horrible realization washes over me and I think, They're all going to die. Now, I know that's probably a big understatement, but I didn't really remember the outcome of this movie. Which, yeah, I know is totally stupid of me because, hello, it's about these fishermen that are out in the middle of the ocean in this crazy storm. The odds don't look good! 

Bobby's girlfriend, Christina (Diane Lane), is especially ecstatic that he's back. They both live above the bar his mom, Ethel, owns called The Crow's Nest which is right by the docks. There's a great scene of her getting primped in the bathroom (which just involves her putting on lip gloss because she's easily the most beautiful person in this town) and the camera follows her as she excitedly runs down stairs and outside onto the dock, waving and calling to Bobby and jumps in his arms. 

Bob Brown (Michael Ironside) is the owner of the Andrea Gail and Hannah Boden (another boat captained by Linda Greenlaw (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio)). When he looks at their inventory lists, he likes the numbers on Linda's, but not so much Billy's. The fishermen line up to get their pay. Bobby's only comes to $2,221 and he thinks it's a little short because he has already calculated he should be getting at least over $3,000. Bob breaks it down for him: They have 21,000 pounds of fish at 3.50 a pound which comes to 73,000 but they have to subtract 35,000 for bait, tackle, and fuel (that seems like a lot!) and that comes out to 38,500. Because Bob owns the boat, he gets half of that. Being the captain, Billy takes a double share, the other four crewmen get a full share each and because Bobby is a rookie (he is easily the youngest), he only gets a 3/4 share which comes to $2,221." I really felt for Bobby in that moment. You do all that grueling work and feel like you barely made anything. 

Bob tells Billy that his pay was "a record low" for him and that even though he likes him, he likes his boat better and if he can't get a good haul of fish (which means a good pay), he'll find somebody who can. Billy replies the next time he goes out for fish, he'll catch so many that the Grand Banks (the area where he finds the fish) "won't be so grand anymore" and he will even go beyond if he needs to. This is what we call foreshadowing. 

Douglas, one of the crew members, asks Billy if he'll be going out again this season. He has his eyes on a site in Florida which "beats the Grand Banks in October." This annoys Billy and he tells him goodbye, implying he's not welcome aboard his boat anymore. Douglas is dating the ex-wife of Dale Murphy (who goes by Murph), another crewmember, so that has to be awkward if they're on the same boat together. Murph has a young son who joins him in the bar.

That night, it seems like everyone in town is gathered at The Crow's Nest. The place is packed and everyone is happy and drinking beer and making out with their significant others and singing to Bruce Springsteen and Bob Marley and Rod Stewart. Bobby and Christinas are just going at it right at the bar (they're just heavily making out, just to be clear) and Alfred Pierre, who is either from Jamaica or the Dominican Republic (I looked it up and got conflicting results), has a girlfriend he keeps taking upstairs. I really hope there's another bedroom upstairs because if I were Christina or Bobby, I wouldn't want some other couple having sex on my bed. But they're just laughing and don't seem to care. I guess they're too happy to care. 

However, their happiness is short-lived when Billy tells them they're going back out in a couple of days. Christina is not happy about this and runs off. The crew members start to argue with Billy, but he tells them he can easily find replacements with one phone call. Murph's son asks if he can go on the boat, which of course is a terrible idea. Even if there wasn't a horrible storm, I don't think that's a place for a kid! 

Upstairs in their room, Christina tells Bobby to go back to what he did before, "Pack cod, repair tackle", but he tells her he's "sick of that" and the fishing provides more money. He needs the money because he's "got a divorce lawyer and a mountain of debt." So I've been listening to the audiobook (because of some work thing I won, I got three free credits from Audible, whoo hoo!) of the story that this movie is based on by Sebastian Junger. In the movie, it is mentioned that Bobby wants to meet Christina's kids (who we never see...I guess they're living with her ex? I was a little confused by that, but I guess the movie wasn't worried about focusing on that). While listening to the audiobook, I learned that Christina is divorced with three kids and Bobby is separated with two kids. It sounds like they just made Bobby divorced in the movie because it would be a little weird if he were paying for his girlfriend's divorce. But like I said, I don't think they were really worried about it since it's not the main focus of the movie. 

When Murph is taking his kid back to his mom's, he tells him "one of these days your mom is gonna find you a new dad. The kid (you can tell I didn't learn his name) pouts and replies, "I don't want a new dad." Now while I didn't learn his name in the movie, in the book he is Dale Jr. He was three and a half when his dad perished, but in the movie he looks like he's six or seven. 

Bugsy seems to notice that everyone seems to have a love interest except him (which isn't true...even though they try to make us think there's a romance about to happen between Billy and Linda, there's really not, maybe just some slight flirting and Murph isn't seeing anyone) so he strikes up a convo with a woman named Irene at a bar. He flops with two horrible pick up lines and it's totally cringe, but once he starts being real, she seems to like him. She has two kids and I presume is divorced. This storyline seems to come out of nowhere randomly, like they needed to give him some sort of human connection. Bobby had Christina, Murph had his young son, Alfred Pierre had his girlfriend he was pretty much glued to when he was on land, and Billy had two kids who lived in Florida with his ex. 

Before Billy told his crew they would be heading back out in just a couple of days, he had been on the phone talking to a man named David Sullivan who goes by Sully (William Fichtner) who will be replacing Douglas on the boat. The morning they're supposed to leave, everyone is gathered at the bar. There is some tension between Sully and Murph because on the morning they're supposed to head out, Sully implies that he slept with Murph's ex-wife and Murph lunges at him. Ethel gets in between them to separate them, telling them, "How are you going to act on board if you're already at each other's throats?" I make a prediction that one will save the other during the storm. 

A weather report was heard on the radio saying "Visibility will be good. System off the jet stream, won't be here for three or four days. Outlook for the next five days is clear." And maybe that's true, but they'll be out there longer than five days. It's usually about a month from what I learned from the book.

When Christina is saying good-bye to Bobby, she tells him not to go because she's "got a bad feeling." They both know that the Grand Banks "are no joke in October" and she tells him she can sell the car and work nights or weekends and "little by little, put [the money] away." Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we're ever told what she does. Before he leaves, Bobby's last words to Christina are "I love you, I will always love you, Christina." Irene comes to say good-bye to Bugsy and it's just as awkward as you might think, and I love that Pierre is just making out with his girlfriend the entire time. 

So the beginning of the movie told us this was fall 1991 and I did look up to see when these six fishermen departed for the last time on the Andrea Gail and it was September 20, 1991 (which technically still would've been summer, but only two days 'til fall, so close enough). Although I'm pretty sure the audiobook said they left on September 23 so who knows. I'll trust the author who researched it though. 

Before they left, we saw a quick scene of dry goods being stocked on the boat and as the boat leaves, they're putting packaged meats in freezer and getting large stalls ready for the many fish they hope to catch, packing them with ice. They have an ice machine which will ultimately be the reason for their demise. The book goes into more detail about how much stuff they buy to prepare for their fishing expedition. They get $4,000 worth of groceries! And remember, this was 1991 so that would be nearly $10,000 today! 

While he's unpacking in their small quarters, Bobby pulls out a letter Christina had put in there. We hear her voiceover telling him she had bigs news and at first I thought she was going to announce she was pregnant, but she tells him she bought a new place and that she "in it for the long run" which is sad considering what happens. But also, that's a pretty big step to take without consulting your partner! 

Now I should preface this by saying since there were no survivors and the boat has never been found, obviously no one knows what happened (aside from the fact that this huge storm took them out), so obviously everything going on is pure speculation. Even before the storm hits, we'll see a lot of drama that I feel 110% never happened. But I get it; it's a movie and if you just have these guys sitting around and fishing, it would be boring. They still have a month out on the water before the storm will hit. 

Here are some of the incidents that happen in the film that I feel very confident didn't actually happen on the actual Andrea Gail back in the fall of '91. Don't get me wrong: I'm not mad at the filmmaker for giving me a riveting film, but there's no way any of these actually happened:

-Shark on board. So they are catching swordfish which can reach up to ten feet (or more) in length and are about 1500 pounds. (Guess who took a trip to the Wiki?) These are big fish. Because they eat fish, the crew uses smaller fish for the bait. At one point, they're reeling something up and one of them shouts, "It's big, it's very big!" Well, it was an effing shark. At first I thought it was a great white, but while listening to the audiobook, there's a section that talks about how sometimes fishermen catch mako sharks (never heard of those) by accident. What is this, Jaws? I literally yelped, "Oh, sh*t!" when I saw this. The shark has one of Bobby's legs in his mouth. This is literally that scene from Jaws when the shark has Quint's lower body in his mouth. Captain Tyne gets a gun and shoots the shark in his eye and they push the massive fish back in the ocean. Bobby's leg is still intact. It's bleeding, but his boot got most of the damage so he was lucky in that regard. 

-Murph goes overboard and almost drowns (this is before the storm hits). Tension between Murph and Sully escalates. I have no idea if there was really tension between these two men or if they just used it for the drama. (Probably the latter.) 

One evening during dinner, Sully insults the lasagna Murph made for dinner. Murph says he once worked with a guy like him and he had "a bad accident" and that when you have an accident at sea ambulances are hard to come by. It's clearly a threat and not a great look for Murph. Cut to a few days later when they're baiting fish on the boat. It's a dark, rainy night which they seem to have a lot of. Sometimes it's hard to tell who is who because they're wearing raincoats with the hood pulled up. Sully drops a bunch of light sticks and everyone except Murph help him put them back in the bucket. (There were A LOT of light sticks that got dropped.) Oh, and Billy isn't helping him because he's steering the boat. Since he's the captain, that's pretty much his main job. Murph is still baiting the fish and something happens where he somehow gets tangled in the fishing wire because the hook accidentally gets imbedded in his hand (OUCHHHHHHH!!!) and he gets thrown into the water. The rain is so loud that nobody hears him go overboard; they're all busy with their task of picking up all the light sticks. Murph's boots fall off when he goes in the water and the water has to be FREEZING! Because he's caught on the wire, he can't come up for air. Guess who is the first to notice he's missing and the first to jump into the water? If you said Sully, his nemesis, you would be right. Bobby also jumps in behind him and someone calls for Billy. Because the wire is underwater, both Bobby and Sully have to swim underwater to follow the wire to reach Murph. He was pretty far out, so they swam for awhile without going up for air. If they had gone up air, they would have completely been disoriented and lost track of where the wire was. Remember, it's dark and rainy. (Even if it had been sunny, it still would have been hard to keep track of the wire if they came up for air.) When they reach Murph, he's unconscious. One of them cuts the wire and they all come up to the surface and the others pull them back to the boat. Billy gives Murph CPR and he comes to only to have to have Billy take out the hook lodged in his hand. Before he does it, Murph tells him to hold on a sec and puts a wooden spoon in his mouth, but you can still tell it's painful. If I were Murph, I would've been like, Couldn't you take out the hook in my hand BEFORE you performed CPR? You know, priorities! 

Murph asks Billy who saved him and when he tells him it was Bobby and Sully, he seems annoyed when he hears the second name, as though he's thinking, Oh, damn, now I gotta go thank that guy. The next day he thanks Bobby first and he lets him know that Sully was the first to go in. Murph sighs (he really doesn't want to thank Sully!) and tells Sully he's glad he knows how to swim and admits that's all he can manage right now. So things aren't settled between the two of them, but they're better. At least now Sully won't be the victim of a "bad accident" (at least not one intentionally set by Murph). At least they're not getting into stupid fights and arguments anymore. Before this whole incident happened, there was one time where they got into a fight and because they needed to be working, Bugsy tells them to shake, but they just sort of slap hands at each other which was hilarious. 

One evening Bugsy tells Billy the boys would like to have a word with him and takes over the wheel. Bobby tells their captain they're "starting to get an unlucky feeling out here" and mentions what happened to Murph and the shark and the rogue wave that their boat met the other day. They're not catching much fish (they've only filled one stall with fish and it's not even full) and they just want to go home. Billy is not happy with them and says they need to get fish. He tells them he's headed East to the Flemish Cap. They were headed to the Grand Banks which is off the coast of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland (quite a bit off the coast of those provinces according to the map I found) and I think that's where they've been fishing, but Billy has decided to head east to the Flemish Caps which is "an area of shallow waters in the North Atlantic Ocean...about 563 km / 350 miles east of St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador." (Guess who went to Wikipedia? Again.) 

Linda, who is the captain of the Hannah Boden, radios Billy to tell him she's at the tale end of the banks and "it's kicking up something wicked here." When asked for his position, she realizes that he's headed for the Flemish Cap which is "nearly off the charts" (in the literal sense). She tells him he's crazy because of all these storms "that could be a triple header." He replies that it's behind him, but she reminds him he's got to go through it to get back. 

When they reach the Flemish Cap, they catch enough fish to fill all three of the stalls. They all know they're going to get nice paychecks. Everything is looking pretty good...until the ice machine breaks. So this is something that they know actually happened. Who knows if it played out as exactly it does in the movie, but it's quite possibly it's the reason they all died as portrayed here. For now, they've got ice on the fish. They now have a big dilemma. 

By this time Billy is aware of the storm and has gotten a weather fax which he shows his crew. They'll be "looking at 40 to 50 foot waves, gale force winds." He calls it "a real bad one" and it will be right in their path. I Googled "gale force winds" and they are winds that are between 39-50 mph. Billy tells them they can hang out where they are now for a few days and wait for the storm to calm down. And that would be fine if their ice machine still worked, but it doesn't and they have 60,000 pounds of fish they need to get back to town to sell. The ice it's on now won't last that long and the fish will go bad and be worthless. The other option is to say "the hell with it" and go right through it. Which is, you know, not a great plan. Big mistake. The decision is unanimous: they will weather the storm, quite literally. They all need the money; that's the biggest motivation for their decision. They are literally choosing between their finances and their literal lives. I think my jaw was on the floor in disbelief, because, if you think about it, the broken ice machine is the reason they're all dead. Of course, this is all speculation. We don't know if it happened exactly like this, but it does make for good drama for the movie. 

So throughout the movie, while the Andrea Gail is the main storyline, we do jump to other scenes of different characters and different settings. One of them is the meteorologist at the Channel 9 newsroom in Boston. He looks at a weather map of the Eastern U.S. on the computer and sees a huge storm cloud off of Bermuda and mutters, "This doesn't look good." All this crazy weather is accumulating to create "the perfect storm." 

At one point, we see cargo ships that are getting pummeled by the ginormous waves; their cargo easily getting knocked off of the huge vessels. If these huge ships are getting battered, you know it's not gonna be good for that fishing boat

There's a 32-foot sailboat called the Mistral with three passengers played by Bob Gunton, Karen Allen, and Cherry Jones. Now I see those actors in the credits and was wondering when they were going to show up and here they are. We are told they have left from Portsmouth, New Hampshire and are heading to Bermuda. I was kind of wondering why they were even in this movie. Yes, they do get caught up in the titular Perfect Storm, but this movie is mainly about the Andrea Gail. They are sort of connected to the fishing vessel, but only by a very thin thread. The guys from the Coast Guard who rescue them are the same guys who get the call about the Andrea Gail. Now in the book there is absolutely no connection between them except for the fact that they are involved in the storm. The dynamic of these three people were never really discussed as these three characters (who do live) are really not important in the grand scheme of things. While listening to the audiobook, the man is the owner of the boat and needed a small crew to help him sail. He knew somebody who knew the two women (who worked together) or something like that. I feel like this whole storyline is added to help pad the movie. There's this ridiculous scene where Karen Allen is holding a piece of paper which is the weather fax to show the others. I had to laugh because it's windy, heavily raining, and waves are crashing around them as she's holding this piece of paper. Maybe she should've shown them this inside the cabin. She tells Bob Gunton, the one who has the most experience, that they need to head in now. He says it will be too dangerous to head into a harbor because they'll be currents across shipping lanes and that it's his boat and they're gonna "ride this thing out." It seems like he just wants to go with the flow which seems insane. 

A few scenes later we'll return to the Mistral and the storm is creating these huge waves and they're just being knocked around. The sailing vessel does a 360 turn in the water and when I say that I mean it literally goes underwater and rolls back up, I'm not talking it turned all the way around on top of the water.  Cherry Jones tells Bob Gunton that she's going to "point this boat up into the storm and scream for help." He wants to ride it out says it's his boat, but she replies, "This is my life." She uses the radio to call for a mayday and their position. They just hear radio static in return. 

Eventually, they do get through to the Air National Guard and tell them their coordinates. It's so dark and rainy and the ocean is black, I don't even know how the rescuers can see anything. There's a very exciting rescue scene where they hook a wire (which gets caught in one of the cables on the boat at one point) with a basket and one of the rescuers have to go down and it looks like he gets swept away for a moment. Oh, and he's wearing this black wetsuit and mask so it's nearly impossible to see him in the rainy night sky and dark water. Seriously, how are they even able to see him? The three people are rescued and taken to a Coast Guard ship. They are dropped off there because they get a message about the Andre Gail and go to rescue them. So that is why the people on the Minstral and their rescue are included in this movie. It's all very loosely connected. It was Linda who called in the mayday.

The helicopter needs more fuel and they meet up with a plane that will give them their fuel. Because of the wind and rain, it's just impossible to fill the tank and so they have to abort. Because the helicopter will run out of fuel soon, the men have to jump out before it crashes into the ocean. The last man to jump issues a mayday so the Coast Guard can find them. 

There are four men and three of them are able to find each other pretty quickly, but they can't find the fourth one. The Coast Guard ship finds them and there are these nylon mesh ladders they have to climb up and I know there's no way I would have the strength to climb that after being pummeled by the storm while trying to keep afloat (and alive) in the vast ocean. One of the men is so tired he can't hold on and falls off. One of his comrades jumps off the net and goes after him. They try again and he tells him to "grab it with everything [he's] got" and they are pulled up. The fourth man is still missing and is never found. 

The residents of Gloucester, especially those with loved ones aboard the Andrea Gail have gathered at the Crow's Nest to watch a news report. Both Christina and Bobby's mother are relieved when they hear there will be a rescue operation for the men. It is Bob Brown, owner of the Andrea Gail who comes in the bar to break the bad news about the rescue operation being called off. Christina is so distraught she screams at him, basically saying it's his fault because those men are out there risking their lives for "some fish" and Bobby's mother has to comfort her. 

As you can imagine, in the final moments of the Andrea Gail there's quite a lot of action. I'm not going to lie, watching this movie was extremely stressful. While Billy is in the enclosed room on top of the boat steering the vessel, outside the window the only thing you can see is water. The water they're on and the water pouring down from the sky. Everything just looks the same. I don't know how he knows where he's going. It especially doesn't help that the antennae has been washed away. Billy exclaims, "No antennae, no radio, we're back in the 19th century!" 

The anchor comes crashing into the windows of the wheelhouse, and honestly, they're lucky they weren't hurt by that. Billy does something really stupid: he scales the mast that the anchor is attached to with the intent to saw it off with a blowtorch. While he's doing this the mast (with Billy gripping on it) crashes into the water, then comes back upright. He's still holding on with dear life (and still has the blow torch!)! Like, there is no way this would ever happen in real life and if it did, he would have been killed immediately. At one point, the anchor nearly comes crashing down on his head. The viewer is definitely getting their money's worth for the drama. He manages to saw off the anchor (amid the violent waves and wind) and the other men cheer. It's like, let's not cheer just yet. 

Bugsy (I think it was him, it was really hard to tell who was who) falls overboard and Billy throws a lifesaver to him. They've tried to board up the broken windows, but there's not really much they can do.

When they've done all they can do, they go inside the cabin to get a little reprieve. Billy tells them, "Boys, that's it. We can't make it." He decides to turn around. I guess the goal is to sail out of the storm, but how far have they already gone? I don't think turning around isn't going to make a difference (spoiler alert: it won't), but I guess it's their best chance. 

Billy and Bobby go to the wheel and Billy manages to do it. I honestly don't know how Billy didn't become disoriented when he turned the boat around...literally everything looks the same. I would be confused and unsure if I wasn't just at the same spot I started from! Everyone is happy that the boat has turned around. Bobby tells Billy that he's giving him his notice, that this will be his last trip: "If we get back, I'm going right to Salisbury Beach with Chris." It's interesting that he said "if", and now "when". 

There is a glimmer of hope when they see a glimpse of sunlight peeking through the clouds. The four other men, who are in the cabin, can see it through the porthole. Bobby said, "We're gonna make it." But the sky quickly goes dark again and Billy says, "She's not gonna let us out." 

The most insane 100 foot wave is about to crash down on them. Billy is steering the boat so it is parallel with the wave. The wave easily knocks it back and it lands in the water so it's completely upside down. The top is on the bottom and the bottom is on the top. This looks absolutely terrifying. The boat is quickly filling with water and they are able to find small pockets of air. 

Bar none, the saddest scene in the movie is when Murph says, 'This is gonna be hard on my little boy." Ugh, that just broke me heart. They all know they're going to die. He, Bugsy, Sully, and Alfred Pierre are trapped in the cabin. Alfred Pierre is trying to break the porthole, but to no avail.

Billy, who is with Bobby, tells the young man he's sorry he got him into this. Bobby replies that they made the right call, that they had to try. I would beg to differ about making the right call! Billy tells him they should get out of there. From where they are, they are able to swim out of the boat and to the surface. They both swim out and Bobby continues to swim, but Billy stays with the boat, watching Bobby swim towards the surface. Once he sees Billy has surfaced, he goes back in the boat. I guess he figures since he's the captain he has to go down with the boat. Does he think Bobby will be rescued? I mean, maybe, but it seems pretty unlikely because they are out in the middle of nowhere. 

The boat has completely been swallowed up by the ocean. I guess it's never been found. 

While Bobby is in the water, we get this completely unnecessary and hokey inner dialogue scene of him talking to Christina and telling her how much he loves her and that he'll always love her. We see Bobby in the water and above him is a fading image of Christina the last tine he saw her when she was waving him off. I don't think we needed this scene because this is pretty much the same thing he told her before saying goodbye to her. Maybe we could have had a flashback of that scene as though that was his last thought before he perishes. The way it's portrayed is just so trite. This scene actually does come back. After the funeral, which Linda gives the eulogy for, Christina tells Bobby's mom about a recurring dream she has about him and he's saying the same thing he thought before he died. At the funeral, since there were no bodies found, instead they have pictures of the six men in front of the alter. 

The movie ends with a memorial at the City Hall where the names of all the fishermen who have lost their lives to the sea have been inscribed on the wall. We see the names of the six men aboard the Andrea Gail who perished at sea in October of 1991. Text appears on the screen saying the movie is dedicated dated to the 10,000 Gloucestermen who have died at  since 1623. 

I do wonder if this story or movie gave people thalassophobia which is the "intense, persistent, and irrational fear of deep, open, or dark bodies of water like the ocean or large lakes. 

Oh, one last thing, I watched this movie on Amazon and the blurb describes it as a "BAFTA-winning seasick terror with George Clooney." Seasick terror? I've never heard of such a description for a film. Also, pretty sure nobody ever got seasick. It was just very odd. Who is writing these? 

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Boston Rats

The Departed
Director: Martin Scorsese
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Martin Sheen, Mark Wahlberg, Vera Farmiga, Alec Baldwin
Released: October 6, 2006

Oscar nominations:

Best Picture (won)
Best Director - Martin Scorsese (won)
Best Supporting Actor - Mark Wahlberg (lost to Alan Arkin for Little Miss Sunshine)
Best Editing (won)
Best Adapted Screenplay - William Monahan (won)


If you've never seen it, I would highly suggest watching The Departed before reading this review. I will give warnings when I get to spoilers...I have slight spoilers and I have major spoilers. It probably won't be a big deal if you're spoiled slightly, but, trust me, you don't want to know the major spoilers if you haven't seen this movie yet! 

So this film is actually a remake of a 2002 Hong Kong film called Infernal Affairs. I've never seen it, but from what I do know about it, it's an hour shorter than The Departed (which is two and a half hours long). The inspiration for that movie was a more realistic version of Face/Off and while I was watching this, I did kind of get that vibe (just not as absurd!)

Even though this is a remake of a foreign film, I did get a slight Goodfellas vibe from it. Even though I enjoy The Departed, I like Goodfellas better. Let's be honest: that's the movie Scorsese should have won for! I will say this is my favorite collaboration between Marty and Leo. Well, it's a toss up between this and The Wolf of Wall Street. I'm not too high on Gangs of New York or The Aviator or Shutter Island. 

Slight spoiler warning alert! I feel like this information is probably known to everyone because it starts pretty early in the movie, but you never can be too careful! 

The movie takes place in Boston where Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon) has become a detective for the Massachusetts State Police. However, he is actually a mole to gather information who has been trained and groomed by Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), an Irish mob boss who has been like a father figure to Sullivan ever since he was a young boy. In fact, when I saw the young boy they cast as him, I knew instantly it was Matt Damon's character! They did a really job casting him. In fact, he even calls Costello "Dad" whenever he calls him on the phone right in front of the police captain, Queenan (Martin Sheen). "Hi, Dad, I can't make it to dinner, but my friends are still coming!" Seriously, how did they not figure out what that's code for when he was saying that right in front of them?

Meanwhile, while there's a rat in the police unit, Captain Queenan and Sergeant Dignam (Mark Wahlberg) have placed undercover cop William Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) to infiltrate Costello's mob group. He has just graduated from the police academy and nobody knows who he is except for one person (and I'll get to that later). Their plan for Costigan is to have him get arrested for assault, spend some time in jail, then get in with Costello's group. That way at least it will look authentic he's a hood rat. Queenan and Dignam are the only two people who know that Costigan is working undercover.

After a major transaction of microprocessors (whatever the heck this is) goes wrong, Sullivan and Costigan are well aware there are rats on the other side and warn their respective leaders of them. While Sullivan is on police duty watching this transaction go down through surveillance with the other officers, he reaches into his coat pocket and we see him text a message to Costello, with one hand, mind you, and keeping his phone in his pocket, "No phones". Okay, this is 2006, so he's doing this with a flip phone and he's obviously memorized which buttons to push and how many times to push the up/down arrow to get to his contacts, then how many down to click on Costello's name and which buttons to push to write "No phones", but....if I did that, I would probably end up sending it to the wrong person....if I even got to contacts and the message would probably read "77 74843" or whatever numbers correlate with those letters! Obviously, he probably practiced doing that until he got it right, but I was pretty impressed he could do that. So he warns Costello to shut off the phones and everyone is like, "They turned their phones off!" However, there's one person who has kept his phone on and Costigan has texted Queenan a simple "$" to let him know the buyers are there. So that's how the two infiltrators are aware of each other. They just don't know who they are. 

For a movie without any adolescent girls or hardly any female characters for that matter, there's a lot of period talk. It's really gross. Well, it's really gross and skeevy in one scene, and in the other scene, it's still gross, but it's also funny. In the opening scene, when we're introduced to Costello and see him talking to a young Colin, he asks the girl who's working behind the counter, "Have you gotten your period yet?" First of all, ewwwwwww. Second of all, the girls is clearly at least sixteen. Of course she's gotten her period. Don't be an idiot, Frank. During this whole monologue we're getting from Costello, they keep him hidden in the shadows and I thought they were doing this because it takes place in the past and they didn't want us to see Nicholson's face cuz he needs to be young, but at the very end of his speech, we see him step out of the shadows and see his face.  In the other scene where periods come up, Costigan is at a bar where Costello's guys hang out and he orders a cranberry juice. One of the guys tells him that's what his girlfriend drinks when she's on her period and asks Costigan if he's on his period and in response gets a shot glass smashed on his head.

Speaking of women, police psychologist, Madalyn (Vera Farmiga) is the only one of note, and thank God, we don't have to hear about her menstruation cycle. She strikes up a relationship with Sullivan and they start dating. Their meet cute is super annoying. They're both on an elevator with several other people and Sullivan strikes up a conversation with her. When the elevator opens, it's her floor, and she gets off, but Sullivan, who tells her he's up one more floor, stays on the elevator, but keeps his body against the door to keep the elevator from closing and is still talking to her for several minutes, eventually getting her card. And there are other people still on the elevator waiting while these two are shamelessly flirting with each other! I'm surprised nobody got pissed at them! They're all just standing there, nonplussed. I would be so annoyed! It's like, why don't you get off the damn elevator and get her information and then just take the damn stairs up one flight when you're done! UGH! I did laugh when she gives him his card and he says, "I don't need it...I'm a detective, I'll find you" and she starts to take it back, but he snatches it and tells her, "I do need it." That was pretty cute. 

So they start dating, but guess who Madalyn has an affair with? Costigan, of all people! What a small world! Later in the movie, Sullivan will get a whiff of this information and Madalyn will tell Sullivan they're having a baby, but I have to wonder, as I did, if he suspects that it's not his as he has some, ahem, problems in the bedroom. 

When Queenan tells Sullivan to follow Costello because he believes that will lead them to the rat inside the police unit, a lightbulb goes off over Sullivan's head and he tells two officers to put a tail on Queenan, telling them he suspects Queenan might be the mole. It's actually a brilliant idea, it's just too bad the bad guys thought of it first! The two officers track Queenan to an abandoned warehouse where, indeed, Queenan is meeting with the infiltrator. Sullivan calls his guys and gives them the address and tells him they found the rat. When Queenan and Costigan found out they've been exposed, the former tells the latter to use the fire escape and that he'll be okay.

And now is a good time to go into MAJOR SPOILERS! DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE AND DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED BECAUSE NOW I WILL BE GIVING AWAY HUGE PLOT POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!

Well, Queenan wasn't exactly telling the truth when he tells Costigan that he'll "be okay" because when Costigan walks outside and around a corner, Queenan's body literally goes splat on the pavement in front of him from being thrown out the window. Oh my God! They killed President Bartlett! This is the first of many, many characters to become departed, hence the title. Costigan starts crying and freaking out and I'm thinking, Run, Leo, get the hell outta there! But when someone comes out of the building and asks him what took him long, I remembered that he was supposed to meet there in the first place. HOWEVER....in the next scene, the guy who texted Costigan tells him he gave him the wrong address and finds it curious that he showed up. Lucky for Costigan, this guy got into a shootout with the other policemen who followed Queenan and literally dies a few second later, so his secret is taken to the grave. I mean, how convenient is that?

There's a great scene where Sullivan dials the last number Queenan dialed on his phone and Costigan is smart enough not to say anything when he answers it. Both of them are just holding their phones to their ears, waiting to see if anyone will talk first, but no one does. When they hang up, Costigan starts packing, but then calls the number back and says, "You called this number on a dead man's phone. Who are you?" Sullivan tells him who he is and that he's taking over Queenan's division. Costigan wants to confer this piece of information with Dignam, but he took a leave of absence (or rather quit because he was furious that Sullivan got Queenan killed by putting a tail on him). I don't know why he just didn't call Dignam to ask him unless he didn't have his home phone number? :::shrug:::

In another turn of events, Sullivan finds out, from going through Queenan's notes, that Frank Costello is an FBI informant. What the huh? I wasn't exactly clear who all knew that information. Queenan for sure and probably Dignam. But did Costello know that Costigan was working for the FBI too? This whole reveal really confused me. Maybe I'm just stupid, who knows! Sullivan is worried that Costello is going to rat him out, so he kills him when the police bust him and his gang for some drug thing. Costello has one of those movie deaths where he's shot in the chest and spits up blood, but psych! He's not dead yet! It takes another shot to kill him and Sullivan is hailed as a hero, so I'm guessing nobody there knew about Frank's secret. 

There's a scene where Costigan gives Madalyn an envelope and instructs her to open it if something happens to him or he tells her to and that she's the only person he trusts. Remember this piece of information. Speaking of envelopes, there's another one that's an integral part of the story. When Costello finds out there's a rat among his crew, he makes everyone fill out a form with their name, address, social security number, etc. so he can check out everyone. All of these papers will be in an envelope with CITIZENS (actually it will be written twice because the first guy who wrote it spelled it wrong) scrawled across it. Everyone is supposed to stay in the bar where they're filling out until they've all been checked, but Costigan says he's not staying, so that's a huge sign that he's the rat! Though I don't blame him that he wants to leave...if he stays, he's dead.



So this envelope with "Citizens" will come up later when Costigan sees it sitting on Sullivan's desk when he goes to get his pay and that's when he knows that Sullivan is a mole within the Force. He also knows that Sullivan knows he was the rat within the mob. He leaves without telling Sullivan, but he doesn't tell Dignam, who is, remember, the only living person who knows the truth about him. Instead he gets Sullivan to meet him at the building where Queenan was killed, baiting him by saying Costello told him he has recorded all his conversations for insurance and if they are released, Sullivan will be revealed. Costigan also called Anthony Anderson, the one person who was also in the same academy as Costigan and knows who he is. Costigan thinks he can get him to trust him, but it doesn't quite work out that way. I still don't understand why he didn't call Dignam! 

Costigan takes the elevator down with his gun pointed at Sullivan's head, but when the door opens, we see someone shoot Costigan in the head, and then when Anthony Anderson comes down the other elevator and sees Costigan dead on the floor and two of his fellow officers, he doesn't quite know what's going on. The guys shoots him too. This is someone we've seen in the background, but not a major character. He tells Sullivan that he wasn't the only one working for Costello and they have to look out for each other. When Sullivan gets the chance, he kills him. 

Not long after, Sullivan will come home to his apartment to see Dignam there with a gun and he kills him. You may have never noticed this if you've only seen the movie once, or maybe you didn't even notice on a second time, but next time you watch this movie, be on the lookout for X's when a character dies or is about to die. When Sullivan is walking down the hall to his door, the carpet in the hallway has large X's (super tacky if you ask me), when Costigan and Sullivan are in the elevator, you see an X created with duct tape about Costigan's head, and when poor Queenan falls out of the building, he pasts several windows with tape making an X. 

Remember that envelope Costigan gave Madalyn to open if anything happened to him? We never see it again. The last we see of Madalyn is her at his funeral, crying. I guess they thought it was unnecessary since we already knew what would be in that envelope, but it just seemed weird to bring up if they're not going back to it.

The movie ends with a shot of a rat on the balcony railing which made me groan for two reasons. One, this is an extremely nice apartment complex in Boston and now there are rats balconies? No, I don't buy it. (And I literally wouldn't buy the apartment if it had rats!) Two, it was a little too on the nose.  

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Boston Strong

Patriots Day
Director: Peter Berg
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Kevin Bacon, John Goodman, Michelle Monaghan, J.K. Simmons, Melissa Benoist
Released: December 21, 2016


This movie is based on the April 2013 Boston Marathon bombings, which I'm sure everyone remembers as it only happened a mere four years ago. I thought I remembered everything about this incident, but apparently not because there were things in the movie that I found myself going, "Wait, I thought it happened this way!" or "Wait, I don't remember that happening!" But I'll get to those later. Mark Wahlberg (a native Bostonian as you all know) does not play a real person, but his police officer character, Sergeant Tommy Sanders, is suppose to represent the everyman Boston police officer during this tragic event.

Everyone else, to my knowledge portray real-life people. Before the day of the Marathon we are shown the home lives of a few different characters. Even though they tell us the last name of the family/person we're viewing, I didn't know who any of these people were. I didn't remember the names of the terrorist brothers, but once I saw the title card say, "Tsarnaev residence", I knew it was them because I remember them being Russian and sure enough we see them along with the older brother's wife (played by Melissa Benoist...who I did not recognize until the interrogation scene because she wears a hijab and that was the first time the camera lingers on her. I guess I forgot that the wife was American). We see a young married couple and a young Chinese man who's attending MIT and showing his parents his new car via his phone. I had no idea who these people were and thought maybe they were victims of the bombing. Well, they were victims, but they weren't the ones who were killed by the bomb like I had thought. I had to remind myself who died because I only remembered the police officer, who wasn't killed by the bomb, but who was killed the following night by one of the brothers, and an eight year old boy died from the blast. Two other young women also died from the blast. Except for the police officer, there is no mention of the deceased by name and they don't have anyone playing them which I thought was a smart choice. The only mention of the deceased is when the young boy who died is covered by a table cloth from a restaurant and they are unable to remove him until they are sure there isn't any bomb residue on him. I'm sure this happened in real life (otherwise why would it be in the movie?) and I can't imagine being the parents of that boy who took him to see the Boston Marathon, but weren't able to take him home because two low-lifes (one who has a young daughter!) took his life.

For two bombs going off, it is very fortunate that not more lives were lost that day. The majority of the devastation came from injuries, the severest being lost of limbs. The couple that is shown the night before the Marathon are actors playing a real life couple who both run the race every year and had to have their legs amputated. Saunders is near the finish line when both bombs go off (which were only 13 seconds apart...a fact I did not know) and his wife is also there because she had come down to bring him something. He will feel very guilty for putting her in harm's way, but she tells him it wasn't his fault. During all the commotion, the race is (surprisingly) still going on and runners are running into the confusion and they have to block the area.

John Goodman plays Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis and Kevin Bacon plays Richard DesLauriers, special agent in the Boston field and both head the investigation to find out what happened. You get a glimpse of what happened behind the scenes. It seemed to happen really fast because the bombing happened on a Monday and by Friday the older brother was killed and the younger one was caught. But we see the process of trying to find out who set off the bombs is painstakingly slow as several people are scouring over security footage (and they used real footage) of every angle from where the bomb went off. Someone alerts the two men in charge when he sees footage of a young man in a white hat looking away from the camera (as though he knows a bomb is about to go off) a second before everyone else does. They try to find other angles where they can see "White Hat" and Saunders tells them which business security camera to look up and they find a few more angles of him as well as him standing next to someone wearing sunglasses and a black hat and holding a backpack (the older brother) who they assume are together and are the bombers. Even though they have clear photos, they can't find them in the criminal database as they have no records. Now what I didn't know is that the FBI agent did NOT want to release the photos of the suspects because if they were wrong and they weren't involved, they would be raked over the coals by the public. He wanted more evidence that these were the bombers. They just wanted a little more time to figure out, but then it turned out FOX News (of course it was FOX!) got a hold of the photos and were going to release them in a few hours, so they decided they would go ahead and release them before the media did so they could get them out there their way.

The only person shown being killed is Officer Sean Collier. Like the other characters the day before the bomb happened, we also get a glimpse into his life. I remember a police officer being killed by the suspected bombers, but I guess I thought it was from a shoot out. I didn't remember that he was sitting in his car in front of MIT and the younger brother came up to his car and motioned for him to roll down his window and when he did, he shot him and stole his gun. That's scary. The thing that shocked me the most from watching this was what happened next because I did not remember this AT ALL. In fact, I don't think I even knew about this until I watched the movie. This is when the young Chinese student comes into play. We see him in an earlier scene having dinner with a new friend and he's telling her what it's like living in a new country. I was wondering what he had to do with this story and this is when we find out. He's sitting in his car, looking at his phone, when the older brother comes up to his window and motions for him to roll it down. Both brothers hijack the car with their new gun and make Dun Meng, the young Chinese man drive them. This seems like a big part of the story, was it even in the news? How could I not know this happened? They make him get out of the driver's seat and into the passenger seat so the older brother can drive. As they're driving, they tell him that they bombed the Marathon and are planning to go to Manhattan and bomb Times Square. They also talked about 9/11 being an inside job by the government (now I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next person...I am all about the JFK and TWA 800 conspiracies....but the 9/11 one, I never got that one).

Speaking of 9/11, we get a comment from a news reporter saying that the bombing is the worst act of terrorism in the U.S. since 9/11 and I'm thinking, "What?" Because it seems like that's a pretty big gap between 2001 and 2013, but then I realized all the 40 million shootings in those years weren't linked to terrorism groups...we just have a bunch of idiots who live in this country. Before the race begins, there is a moment of silence for the victims of the Newtown, CT school shooting and I had to remind myself that had only happened four months prior and in just a few short hours they would have their own tragedy. I've seen the Boston Marathon bombing be compared to 9/11 on a few occasions and aside from the terrorism aspect and when they shut down the city of Boston that day (like when they shut down all the airports), I've never really understood that. I was reminded more of the Oklahoma City bombing. I am always amazed at the amount of people who refer to 9/11 as a "bombing". There were no bombs involved in 9/11! Let me tell you a true story....the week after 9/11 happened, my school had a banner saying something along the lines to donate blood or money for the victims of the 9/11 bombing. And I see it and I'm thinking, Huh...I don't remember any bombs being reported. Anyway, I'm getting way off topic...

The brothers stop at gas station for snacks and this is when Dun Meng makes his escape. He has already pleaded to be let go and they can have his money and car and he promises he won't tell anyone, but the brothers refuse. You know that since they have already told him who they are and what they plan to do, that they have no plans to keep him alive once they don't need him anymore and you know he knows this. While the younger brother is getting snacks, the older brother has the gun in the side pocket of the car and is looking out the window. We see Dung Meng getting ready to escape. Now I just thought he had to open the door and that was it, but he also had his seatbelt on, so that gave the bomber notice that his abductee was getting ready to leave, but luckily Meng manages to escape and runs to a gas station across the street and screams at the manager to call the police. When the police arrive, Meng tells them he was abducted by the two brothers who were involved in the Boston Marathon bombing and his phone is still in the car an they are able to track them down. Saunders tells Meng that he was very brave to do what he did and I have to agree...if I had done that, I would have over thought it and would end up dead. Meng was just sitting in his car playing with his phone when he was hijacked and I told myself that I would NEVER just sit alone in my car while on my phone. Well, just a couple days after I saw this, I found myself in a parking lot with my phone trying to locate a place I was looking for. Now it was broad daylight, but I still locked my car! So starting now I will NEVER sit in my car, night or day, and look at my phone!

When  the police locate the bothers, they have a big shootout and many bombs are involved so right there the police knew that they had plans to bomb other places. This is when the older brother is killed, which I remembered. What I don't remember is that the younger brother ran over him with the car! He was aiming at the police who had gotten a hold of the older brother, but jumped out of the way when the car came towards them. He gets away and the next day is devoted to looking for him which I remember, especially since I watched it on TV when they had located him in the boat. That would be so scary to be the guy who owns the boat and find the one person everybody in the city is looking for is hiding in your boat! In the film, the owner of the boat notices something wrong with his boat and calls the police, but I watched a documentary about this whole ordeal and they interviewed the guy and he said that he actually went up to his boat and saw the kid (I think he was sleeping?) and then called the police, but in the movie, it's Saunders who discovers him.

We all know how the story ends and the perpetrator is caught. The movie ends with the real footage of David Ortiz giving his speech at the April 20, 2013 Red Sox game against the Royals and we see the Mayor of Boston, Ed Davis, and other people who helped make Boston safe. Then we see clips of the real life couple who lost their legs talking as well as a father and son who were separated (who were also featured in the movie). I really didn't think it was necessary to have these talking heads in there because it felt like I was watching a documentary and an entire new movie was starting. This should have been in the special features portion of the DVD. And believe me, there are TONS of documentaries on the Boston Marathon bombing to watch if you want to find out the many stories that come from it. I think having the baseball speech was the perfect place to end it, as well as have the in memoriam photos of the four people who lost their lives. 

Friday, April 30, 2010

Bad Night

Date Night
Director: Shawn Levy
Cast: Steve Carell, Tina Fey,  Taraji P. Henson, Mark Wahlberg
Date release: 4/09/10
Viewed in theaters: 4/28/10


If not for Carell and Fey, I would have passed this movie up, but because of the comedic pairing and fresh (though a low fresh) rating at Rotten Tomatoes, I decided to see Date Night. Carell and Fey play Phil and Claire Foster, a married couple with two young kids who live in New Jersey. They've realized they've become very boring, always having the same routine, so to spice things up a little, Phil takes Claire to a new fancy restaurant in New York. Of course they can't get a table because they don't have reservations, so they take the reservation for a couple by the name of Tripplehorn who don't respond when the hostess is calling for them. These two goons show up and demand that they give them the flash drive they stole from their boss or else they're going to kill them. The Fosters try to explain the little mix-up, but the goons don't believe them. After escaping from them, they go to the police, but find out the goons are also police, so with a little help from Walhberg's character, who's some high tech specialist, they try to find the real Tripplehorns so they can get the flash drive from them and return it to the two guys who are trying to get it.

As you can probably imagine, the movie is filled with plenty of crazy hi-jinx, and as crazy as some of them were, I felt they weren't crazy enough, as, say, the shenanigans they get into in Adventures in Baby-Sitting. I also didn't understand the whole deal with the flash drive. It had damaging evidence that had to do with the mayor (I think), but I didn't understand what the Tripplehornes and the two goons had to do with it. They probably explained it when I was checking my Facebook on my phone, lol.

I wouldn't say this was an awful movie, it did have some laughs, but it could have been a lot better. Carell and Fey have been in better movies. I would recommend waiting for it to come out on DVD if you do want to see it.