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Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Storms-a-Brewin'

The Perfect Storm
Director: Wolfgang Petersen
Cast: George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, John C. Reilly, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, John Hawkes, William Fichtner, Allen Payne, Cherry Jones, Karen Allen, Bob Gunton, Michael Ironside
Released: June 30, 2000
Viewed in theaters: August 11, 2000

Oscar nominations: 
Best Visual Effects (lost to Gladiator) 
Best Sound (lost to Gladiator)


I hadn't seen this movie since I saw it in theaters (I only remember the date because I keep a journal of when I see movies in the theaters) and this movie was brought up when my family members were discussing this huge snowstorm that hit Minnesota, the Halloween Blizzard of '91 and I guess the storm from this movie was the cause of that.

I'm just going to go ahead and put up my SPOILERS AHOY (hey, that works because it's a movie about a boat at sea!)!! If you have not seen this 26 year old movie about a true event that took place 35 years ago and don't want to be spoiled, don't read any further because I will be spoiling a pretty major plot point soon after I'm done with this warning! Okay, you have been warned! Don't say I didn't warn you!! 

It's the fall of 1991 in Gloucester, Massachusetts, and a fishing boat called the Andrea Gail has just come back from a long fishing expedition with its crew of six - Capital Billy Tyne (George Clooney), Bobby Shatford (Mark Wahlberg), Dale Murphy (John C. Reilly), Michael "Bugsy" Moran (John Hawkes), Alfred Pierre (Allen Payne), and Douglas Kosco. It seems like everyone in the whole town have come to greet them. While they're hugging their loved ones, a horrible realization washes over me and I think, They're all going to die. Now, I know that's probably a big understatement, but I didn't really remember the outcome of this movie. Which, yeah, I know is totally stupid of me because, hello, it's about these fishermen that are out in the middle of the ocean in this crazy storm. The odds don't look good! 

Bobby's girlfriend, Christina (Diane Lane), is especially ecstatic that he's back. They both live above the bar his mom, Ethel, owns called The Crow's Nest which is right by the docks. There's a great scene of her getting primped in the bathroom (which just involves her putting on lip gloss because she's easily the most beautiful person in this town) and the camera follows her as she excitedly runs down stairs and outside onto the dock, waving and calling to Bobby and jumps in his arms. 

Bob Brown (Michael Ironside) is the owner of the Andrea Gail and Hannah Boden (another boat captained by Linda Greenlaw (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio)). When he looks at their inventory lists, he likes the numbers on Linda's, but not so much Billy's. The fishermen line up to get their pay. Bobby's only comes to $2,221 and he thinks it's a little short because he has already calculated he should be getting at least over $3,000. Bob breaks it down for him: They have 21,000 pounds of fish at 3.50 a pound which comes to 73,000 but they have to subtract 35,000 for bait, tackle, and fuel (that seems like a lot!) and that comes out to 38,500. Because Bob owns the boat, he gets half of that. Being the captain, Billy takes a double share, the other four crewmen get a full share each and because Bobby is a rookie (he is easily the youngest), he only gets a 3/4 share which comes to $2,221." I really felt for Bobby in that moment. You do all that grueling work and feel like you barely made anything. 

Bob tells Billy that his pay was "a record low" for him and that even though he likes him, he likes his boat better and if he can't get a good haul of fish (which means a good pay), he'll find somebody who can. Billy replies the next time he goes out for fish, he'll catch so many that the Grand Banks (the area where he finds the fish) "won't be so grand anymore" and he will even go beyond if he needs to. This is what we call foreshadowing. 

Douglas, one of the crew members, asks Billy if he'll be going out again this season. He has his eyes on a site in Florida which "beats the Grand Banks in October." This annoys Billy and he tells him goodbye, implying he's not welcome aboard his boat anymore. Douglas is dating the ex-wife of Dale Murphy (who goes by Murph), another crewmember, so that has to be awkward if they're on the same boat together. Murph has a young son who joins him in the bar.

That night, it seems like everyone in town is gathered at The Crow's Nest. The place is packed and everyone is happy and drinking beer and making out with their significant others and singing to Bruce Springsteen and Bob Marley and Rod Stewart. Bobby and Christinas are just going at it right at the bar (they're just heavily making out, just to be clear) and Alfred Pierre, who is either from Jamaica or the Dominican Republic (I looked it up and got conflicting results), has a girlfriend he keeps taking upstairs. I really hope there's another bedroom upstairs because if I were Christina or Bobby, I wouldn't want some other couple having sex on my bed. But they're just laughing and don't seem to care. I guess they're too happy to care. 

However, their happiness is short-lived when Billy tells them they're going back out in a couple of days. Christina is not happy about this and runs off. The crew members start to argue with Billy, but he tells them he can easily find replacements with one phone call. Murph's son asks if he can go on the boat, which of course is a terrible idea. Even if there wasn't a horrible storm, I don't think that's a place for a kid! 

Upstairs in their room, Christina tells Bobby to go back to what he did before, "Pack cod, repair tackle", but he tells her he's "sick of that" and the fishing provides more money. He needs the money because he's "got a divorce lawyer and a mountain of debt." So I've been listening to the audiobook (because of some work thing I won, I got three free credits from Audible, whoo hoo!) of the story that this movie is based on by Sebastian Junger. In the movie, it is mentioned that Bobby wants to meet Christina's kids (who we never see...I guess they're living with her ex? I was a little confused by that, but I guess the movie wasn't worried about focusing on that). While listening to the audiobook, I learned that Christina is divorced with three kids and Bobby is separated with two kids. It sounds like they just made Bobby divorced in the movie because it would be a little weird if he were paying for his girlfriend's divorce. But like I said, I don't think they were really worried about it since it's not the main focus of the movie. 

When Murph is taking his kid back to his mom's, he tells him "one of these days your mom is gonna find you a new dad. The kid (you can tell I didn't learn his name) pouts and replies, "I don't want a new dad." Now while I didn't learn his name in the movie, in the book he is Dale Jr. He was three and a half when his dad perished, but in the movie he looks like he's six or seven. 

Bugsy seems to notice that everyone seems to have a love interest except him (which isn't true...even though they try to make us think there's a romance about to happen between Billy and Linda, there's really not, maybe just some slight flirting and Murph isn't seeing anyone) so he strikes up a convo with a woman named Irene at a bar. He flops with two horrible pick up lines and it's totally cringe, but once he starts being real, she seems to like him. She has two kids and I presume is divorced. This storyline seems to come out of nowhere randomly, like they needed to give him some sort of human connection. Bobby had Christina, Murph had his young son, Alfred Pierre had his girlfriend he was pretty much glued to when he was on land, and Billy had two kids who lived in Florida with his ex. 

Before Billy told his crew they would be heading back out in just a couple of days, he had been on the phone talking to a man named David Sullivan who goes by Sully (William Fichtner) who will be replacing Douglas on the boat. The morning they're supposed to leave, everyone is gathered at the bar. There is some tension between Sully and Murph because on the morning they're supposed to head out, Sully implies that he slept with Murph's ex-wife and Murph lunges at him. Ethel gets in between them to separate them, telling them, "How are you going to act on board if you're already at each other's throats?" I make a prediction that one will save the other during the storm. 

A weather report was heard on the radio saying "Visibility will be good. System off the jet stream, won't be here for three or four days. Outlook for the next five days is clear." And maybe that's true, but they'll be out there longer than five days. It's usually about a month from what I learned from the book.

When Christina is saying good-bye to Bobby, she tells him not to go because she's "got a bad feeling." They both know that the Grand Banks "are no joke in October" and she tells him she can sell the car and work nights or weekends and "little by little, put [the money] away." Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we're ever told what she does. Before he leaves, Bobby's last words to Christina are "I love you, I will always love you, Christina." Irene comes to say good-bye to Bugsy and it's just as awkward as you might think, and I love that Pierre is just making out with his girlfriend the entire time. 

So the beginning of the movie told us this was fall 1991 and I did look up to see when these six fishermen departed for the last time on the Andrea Gail and it was September 20, 1991 (which technically still would've been summer, but only two days 'til fall, so close enough). Although I'm pretty sure the audiobook said they left on September 23 so who knows. I'll trust the author who researched it though. 

Before they left, we saw a quick scene of dry goods being stocked on the boat and as the boat leaves, they're putting packaged meats in freezer and getting large stalls ready for the many fish they hope to catch, packing them with ice. They have an ice machine which will ultimately be the reason for their demise. The book goes into more detail about how much stuff they buy to prepare for their fishing expedition. They get $4,000 worth of groceries! And remember, this was 1991 so that would be nearly $10,000 today! 

While he's unpacking in their small quarters, Bobby pulls out a letter Christina had put in there. We hear her voiceover telling him she had bigs news and at first I thought she was going to announce she was pregnant, but she tells him she bought a new place and that she "in it for the long run" which is sad considering what happens. But also, that's a pretty big step to take without consulting your partner! 

Now I should preface this by saying since there were no survivors and the boat has never been found, obviously no one knows what happened (aside from the fact that this huge storm took them out), so obviously everything going on is pure speculation. Even before the storm hits, we'll see a lot of drama that I feel 110% never happened. But I get it; it's a movie and if you just have these guys sitting around and fishing, it would be boring. They still have a month out on the water before the storm will hit. 

Here are some of the incidents that happen in the film that I feel very confident didn't actually happen on the actual Andrea Gail back in the fall of '91. Don't get me wrong: I'm not mad at the filmmaker for giving me a riveting film, but there's no way any of these actually happened:

-Shark on board. So they are catching swordfish which can reach up to ten feet (or more) in length and are about 1500 pounds. (Guess who took a trip to the Wiki?) These are big fish. Because they eat fish, the crew uses smaller fish for the bait. At one point, they're reeling something up and one of them shouts, "It's big, it's very big!" Well, it was an effing shark. At first I thought it was a great white, but while listening to the audiobook, there's a section that talks about how sometimes fishermen catch mako sharks (never heard of those) by accident. What is this, Jaws? I literally yelped, "Oh, sh*t!" when I saw this. The shark has one of Bobby's legs in his mouth. This is literally that scene from Jaws when the shark has Quint's lower body in his mouth. Captain Tyne gets a gun and shoots the shark in his eye and they push the massive fish back in the ocean. Bobby's leg is still intact. It's bleeding, but his boot got most of the damage so he was lucky in that regard. 

-Murph goes overboard and almost drowns (this is before the storm hits). Tension between Murph and Sully escalates. I have no idea if there was really tension between these two men or if they just used it for the drama. (Probably the latter.) 

One evening during dinner, Sully insults the lasagna Murph made for dinner. Murph says he once worked with a guy like him and he had "a bad accident" and that when you have an accident at sea ambulances are hard to come by. It's clearly a threat and not a great look for Murph. Cut to a few days later when they're baiting fish on the boat. It's a dark, rainy night which they seem to have a lot of. Sometimes it's hard to tell who is who because they're wearing raincoats with the hood pulled up. Sully drops a bunch of light sticks and everyone except Murph help him put them back in the bucket. (There were A LOT of light sticks that got dropped.) Oh, and Billy isn't helping him because he's steering the boat. Since he's the captain, that's pretty much his main job. Murph is still baiting the fish and something happens where he somehow gets tangled in the fishing wire because the hook accidentally gets imbedded in his hand (OUCHHHHHHH!!!) and he gets thrown into the water. The rain is so loud that nobody hears him go overboard; they're all busy with their task of picking up all the light sticks. Murph's boots fall off when he goes in the water and the water has to be FREEZING! Because he's caught on the wire, he can't come up for air. Guess who is the first to notice he's missing and the first to jump into the water? If you said Sully, his nemesis, you would be right. Bobby also jumps in behind him and someone calls for Billy. Because the wire is underwater, both Bobby and Sully have to swim underwater to follow the wire to reach Murph. He was pretty far out, so they swam for awhile without going up for air. If they had gone up air, they would have completely been disoriented and lost track of where the wire was. Remember, it's dark and rainy. (Even if it had been sunny, it still would have been hard to keep track of the wire if they came up for air.) When they reach Murph, he's unconscious. One of them cuts the wire and they all come up to the surface and the others pull them back to the boat. Billy gives Murph CPR and he comes to only to have to have Billy take out the hook lodged in his hand. Before he does it, Murph tells him to hold on a sec and puts a wooden spoon in his mouth, but you can still tell it's painful. If I were Murph, I would've been like, Couldn't you take out the hook in my hand BEFORE you performed CPR? You know, priorities! 

Murph asks Billy who saved him and when he tells him it was Bobby and Sully, he seems annoyed when he hears the second name, as though he's thinking, Oh, damn, now I gotta go thank that guy. The next day he thanks Bobby first and he lets him know that Sully was the first to go in. Murph sighs (he really doesn't want to thank Sully!) and tells Sully he's glad he knows how to swim and admits that's all he can manage right now. So things aren't settled between the two of them, but they're better. At least now Sully won't be the victim of a "bad accident" (at least not one intentionally set by Murph). At least they're not getting into stupid fights and arguments anymore. Before this whole incident happened, there was one time where they got into a fight and because they needed to be working, Bugsy tells them to shake, but they just sort of slap hands at each other which was hilarious. 

One evening Bugsy tells Billy the boys would like to have a word with him and takes over the wheel. Bobby tells their captain they're "starting to get an unlucky feeling out here" and mentions what happened to Murph and the shark and the rogue wave that their boat met the other day. They're not catching much fish (they've only filled one stall with fish and it's not even full) and they just want to go home. Billy is not happy with them and says they need to get fish. He tells them he's headed East to the Flemish Cap. They were headed to the Grand Banks which is off the coast of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland (quite a bit off the coast of those provinces according to the map I found) and I think that's where they've been fishing, but Billy has decided to head east to the Flemish Caps which is "an area of shallow waters in the North Atlantic Ocean...about 563 km / 350 miles east of St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador." (Guess who went to Wikipedia? Again.) 

Linda, who is the captain of the Hannah Boden, radios Billy to tell him she's at the tale end of the banks and "it's kicking up something wicked here." When asked for his position, she realizes that he's headed for the Flemish Cap which is "nearly off the charts" (in the literal sense). She tells him he's crazy because of all these storms "that could be a triple header." He replies that it's behind him, but she reminds him he's got to go through it to get back. 

When they reach the Flemish Cap, they catch enough fish to fill all three of the stalls. They all know they're going to get nice paychecks. Everything is looking pretty good...until the ice machine breaks. So this is something that they know actually happened. Who knows if it played out as exactly it does in the movie, but it's quite possibly it's the reason they all died as portrayed here. For now, they've got ice on the fish. They now have a big dilemma. 

By this time Billy is aware of the storm and has gotten a weather fax which he shows his crew. They'll be "looking at 40 to 50 foot waves, gale force winds." He calls it "a real bad one" and it will be right in their path. I Googled "gale force winds" and they are winds that are between 39-50 mph. Billy tells them they can hang out where they are now for a few days and wait for the storm to calm down. And that would be fine if their ice machine still worked, but it doesn't and they have 60,000 pounds of fish they need to get back to town to sell. The ice it's on now won't last that long and the fish will go bad and be worthless. The other option is to say "the hell with it" and go right through it. Which is, you know, not a great plan. Big mistake. The decision is unanimous: they will weather the storm, quite literally. They all need the money; that's the biggest motivation for their decision. They are literally choosing between their finances and their literal lives. I think my jaw was on the floor in disbelief, because, if you think about it, the broken ice machine is the reason they're all dead. Of course, this is all speculation. We don't know if it happened exactly like this, but it does make for good drama for the movie. 

So throughout the movie, while the Andrea Gail is the main storyline, we do jump to other scenes of different characters and different settings. One of them is the meteorologist at the Channel 9 newsroom in Boston. He looks at a weather map of the Eastern U.S. on the computer and sees a huge storm cloud off of Bermuda and mutters, "This doesn't look good." All this crazy weather is accumulating to create "the perfect storm." 

At one point, we see cargo ships that are getting pummeled by the ginormous waves; their cargo easily getting knocked off of the huge vessels. If these huge ships are getting battered, you know it's not gonna be good for that fishing boat

There's a 32-foot sailboat called the Mistral with three passengers played by Bob Gunton, Karen Allen, and Cherry Jones. Now I see those actors in the credits and was wondering when they were going to show up and here they are. We are told they have left from Portsmouth, New Hampshire and are heading to Bermuda. I was kind of wondering why they were even in this movie. Yes, they do get caught up in the titular Perfect Storm, but this movie is mainly about the Andrea Gail. They are sort of connected to the fishing vessel, but only by a very thin thread. The guys from the Coast Guard who rescue them are the same guys who get the call about the Andrea Gail. Now in the book there is absolutely no connection between them except for the fact that they are involved in the storm. The dynamic of these three people were never really discussed as these three characters (who do live) are really not important in the grand scheme of things. While listening to the audiobook, the man is the owner of the boat and needed a small crew to help him sail. He knew somebody who knew the two women (who worked together) or something like that. I feel like this whole storyline is added to help pad the movie. There's this ridiculous scene where Karen Allen is holding a piece of paper which is the weather fax to show the others. I had to laugh because it's windy, heavily raining, and waves are crashing around them as she's holding this piece of paper. Maybe she should've shown them this inside the cabin. She tells Bob Gunton, the one who has the most experience, that they need to head in now. He says it will be too dangerous to head into a harbor because they'll be currents across shipping lanes and that it's his boat and they're gonna "ride this thing out." It seems like he just wants to go with the flow which seems insane. 

A few scenes later we'll return to the Mistral and the storm is creating these huge waves and they're just being knocked around. The sailing vessel does a 360 turn in the water and when I say that I mean it literally goes underwater and rolls back up, I'm not talking it turned all the way around on top of the water.  Cherry Jones tells Bob Gunton that she's going to "point this boat up into the storm and scream for help." He wants to ride it out says it's his boat, but she replies, "This is my life." She uses the radio to call for a mayday and their position. They just hear radio static in return. 

Eventually, they do get through to the Air National Guard and tell them their coordinates. It's so dark and rainy and the ocean is black, I don't even know how the rescuers can see anything. There's a very exciting rescue scene where they hook a wire (which gets caught in one of the cables on the boat at one point) with a basket and one of the rescuers have to go down and it looks like he gets swept away for a moment. Oh, and he's wearing this black wetsuit and mask so it's nearly impossible to see him in the rainy night sky and dark water. Seriously, how are they even able to see him? The three people are rescued and taken to a Coast Guard ship. They are dropped off there because they get a message about the Andre Gail and go to rescue them. So that is why the people on the Minstral and their rescue are included in this movie. It's all very loosely connected. It was Linda who called in the mayday.

The helicopter needs more fuel and they meet up with a plane that will give them their fuel. Because of the wind and rain, it's just impossible to fill the tank and so they have to abort. Because the helicopter will run out of fuel soon, the men have to jump out before it crashes into the ocean. The last man to jump issues a mayday so the Coast Guard can find them. 

There are four men and three of them are able to find each other pretty quickly, but they can't find the fourth one. The Coast Guard ship finds them and there are these nylon mesh ladders they have to climb up and I know there's no way I would have the strength to climb that after being pummeled by the storm while trying to keep afloat (and alive) in the vast ocean. One of the men is so tired he can't hold on and falls off. One of his comrades jumps off the net and goes after him. They try again and he tells him to "grab it with everything [he's] got" and they are pulled up. The fourth man is still missing and is never found. 

The residents of Gloucester, especially those with loved ones aboard the Andrea Gail have gathered at the Crow's Nest to watch a news report. Both Christina and Bobby's mother are relieved when they hear there will be a rescue operation for the men. It is Bob Brown, owner of the Andrea Gail who comes in the bar to break the bad news about the rescue operation being called off. Christina is so distraught she screams at him, basically saying it's his fault because those men are out there risking their lives for "some fish" and Bobby's mother has to comfort her. 

As you can imagine, in the final moments of the Andrea Gail there's quite a lot of action. I'm not going to lie, watching this movie was extremely stressful. While Billy is in the enclosed room on top of the boat steering the vessel, outside the window the only thing you can see is water. The water they're on and the water pouring down from the sky. Everything just looks the same. I don't know how he knows where he's going. It especially doesn't help that the antennae has been washed away. Billy exclaims, "No antennae, no radio, we're back in the 19th century!" 

The anchor comes crashing into the windows of the wheelhouse, and honestly, they're lucky they weren't hurt by that. Billy does something really stupid: he scales the mast that the anchor is attached to with the intent to saw it off with a blowtorch. While he's doing this the mast (with Billy gripping on it) crashes into the water, then comes back upright. He's still holding on with dear life (and still has the blow torch!)! Like, there is no way this would ever happen in real life and if it did, he would have been killed immediately. At one point, the anchor nearly comes crashing down on his head. The viewer is definitely getting their money's worth for the drama. He manages to saw off the anchor (amid the violent waves and wind) and the other men cheer. It's like, let's not cheer just yet. 

Bugsy (I think it was him, it was really hard to tell who was who) falls overboard and Billy throws a lifesaver to him. They've tried to board up the broken windows, but there's not really much they can do.

When they've done all they can do, they go inside the cabin to get a little reprieve. Billy tells them, "Boys, that's it. We can't make it." He decides to turn around. I guess the goal is to sail out of the storm, but how far have they already gone? I don't think turning around isn't going to make a difference (spoiler alert: it won't), but I guess it's their best chance. 

Billy and Bobby go to the wheel and Billy manages to do it. I honestly don't know how Billy didn't become disoriented when he turned the boat around...literally everything looks the same. I would be confused and unsure if I wasn't just at the same spot I started from! Everyone is happy that the boat has turned around. Bobby tells Billy that he's giving him his notice, that this will be his last trip: "If we get back, I'm going right to Salisbury Beach with Chris." It's interesting that he said "if", and now "when". 

There is a glimmer of hope when they see a glimpse of sunlight peeking through the clouds. The four other men, who are in the cabin, can see it through the porthole. Bobby said, "We're gonna make it." But the sky quickly goes dark again and Billy says, "She's not gonna let us out." 

The most insane 100 foot wave is about to crash down on them. Billy is steering the boat so it is parallel with the wave. The wave easily knocks it back and it lands in the water so it's completely upside down. The top is on the bottom and the bottom is on the top. This looks absolutely terrifying. The boat is quickly filling with water and they are able to find small pockets of air. 

Bar none, the saddest scene in the movie is when Murph says, 'This is gonna be hard on my little boy." Ugh, that just broke me heart. They all know they're going to die. He, Bugsy, Sully, and Alfred Pierre are trapped in the cabin. Alfred Pierre is trying to break the porthole, but to no avail.

Billy, who is with Bobby, tells the young man he's sorry he got him into this. Bobby replies that they made the right call, that they had to try. I would beg to differ about making the right call! Billy tells him they should get out of there. From where they are, they are able to swim out of the boat and to the surface. They both swim out and Bobby continues to swim, but Billy stays with the boat, watching Bobby swim towards the surface. Once he sees Billy has surfaced, he goes back in the boat. I guess he figures since he's the captain he has to go down with the boat. Does he think Bobby will be rescued? I mean, maybe, but it seems pretty unlikely because they are out in the middle of nowhere. 

The boat has completely been swallowed up by the ocean. I guess it's never been found. 

While Bobby is in the water, we get this completely unnecessary and hokey inner dialogue scene of him talking to Christina and telling her how much he loves her and that he'll always love her. We see Bobby in the water and above him is a fading image of Christina the last tine he saw her when she was waving him off. I don't think we needed this scene because this is pretty much the same thing he told her before saying goodbye to her. Maybe we could have had a flashback of that scene as though that was his last thought before he perishes. The way it's portrayed is just so trite. This scene actually does come back. After the funeral, which Linda gives the eulogy for, Christina tells Bobby's mom about a recurring dream she has about him and he's saying the same thing he thought before he died. At the funeral, since there were no bodies found, instead they have pictures of the six men in front of the alter. 

The movie ends with a memorial at the City Hall where the names of all the fishermen who have lost their lives to the sea have been inscribed on the wall. We see the names of the six men aboard the Andrea Gail who perished at sea in October of 1991. Text appears on the screen saying the movie is dedicated dated to the 10,000 Gloucestermen who have died at  since 1623. 

I do wonder if this story or movie gave people thalassophobia which is the "intense, persistent, and irrational fear of deep, open, or dark bodies of water like the ocean or large lakes. 

Oh, one last thing, I watched this movie on Amazon and the blurb describes it as a "BAFTA-winning seasick terror with George Clooney." Seasick terror? I've never heard of such a description for a film. Also, pretty sure nobody ever got seasick. It was just very odd. Who is writing these? 

Monday, June 17, 2019

You're Either In or You're Out

Ocean's Eleven
Director: Steven Soderbergh
Cast: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Julia Roberts, Don Cheadle, Carl Reiner, Elliot Gould, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan
Released: December 7, 2001
Viewed in theaters: December 18, 2001


Ocean's Eleven is a fun movie. It's also a ridiculous movie if you really stop to think about it. I mean, there's no way that eleven people could ever simultaneously rob three Las Vegas casinos in one night such as they did in this movie. Once we get introduced to the characters and the plot for the con, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride. 

Danny Ocean (George Clooney) has just been released from prison (for attempted robbery, as we will soon see that is what he likes to do) and decides he wants to rob the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand casinos all in one night. I mean, why be so greedy? Why not just rob one of the places? There is a reason why he is targeting these three particular casinos. Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia), the man who owns these casinos, is involved with Danny's ex-wife, Tess (Julia Roberts) and even though he says this isn't about her, it's totally about her.

He reunites with his partner-in-crime pal, Rusty (Brad Pitt), where he tells him his idea and they recruit a handful of men to help him with the job. They all have a role to play in the heist; some are a little more important than others. They need someone to help finance the heist and with casino security knowledge so they go to an old friend, Reuben (Elliot Gould), who once owned a casino of his own. Terry Benedict is a rival of his, so he's happy to help with the heist. I assumed he helped pay for the replica of the vault they reconstruct and he offers his home as a sort of headquarters, but other than that, he really doesn't help with the actual heist. You always need a tech guy in a heist like this so this is where Livingston Dell (Eddie Jamison) comes in. He is in charge of all the electronics and surveillance. He has to sneak into the security room to set up cameras so the crew can see what's going on. Of course we get the inevitable scene with him where it looks like he's about to get caught by a security guard, but instead he gives him something back he forget and asks him a question about how the wires are working. They need someone with knowledge of explosives when it comes times to blow the vault door open, so Basher (Don Cheadle) is recruited He will also help when they need to turn off the electricity in the city for under a minute. For some reason, they made him British and he talks in this really heavy accent which is hard to understand at times. I was really surprised when they replaced Don Cheadle with Terrance Howard in the other two movies. The Malloy brothers, Turk and Virgil (Casey Affleck and Scoot Caan; I'm not sure who plays who) come in handy as drivers and just help with little things, such as pretending to get into a fight at the casino when one lets go of a bunch of balloons to block a security camera. They're just sort of there to assist with small little details. Rusty flies to Florida to convince con man Saul (Carl Reiner) to join them. He will come up with an elaborate story to fool Benedict. Somebody needs to fit into a small money cart that will be wheeled into the vault room (aka the room where all the money is!) so they hire Yen (Qin Shaobo) of "The Amazing Yen" after they see his acrobat show in Vegas. He's very small and limber and can bend his body in ridiculous ways so he's the perfect person to fit into a small box. Danny gets a card dealer he knows, Frank (Bernie Mac), to be transferred from Atlantic City to Vegas so he can cause a diversion later on. I guess he's the closest thing they have to an inside man. Last, but not least, they feel like they need one more person so Danny travels to Chicago where he finds Linus (Matt Damon), after observing his pickpocketing skills. These skills will come in handy with their heists.

When Danny and Rusty propose their idea to Reuben, he tells them robbing a Las Vegas casino (let alone three!) can't be done and tells them about the three closest times anyone's ever come close to robbing a casino. One happened in the sixties, one in the '71, and one in '87. Each time the perpetrator gets a little bit closer to getting a step outside (in fact the '87 guy actually does get outside), but none get away with the crime. I like how this scene is shot: each scene is shot in correspondence to how that time period would look on film (compete with what everyone is wearing and the lighting), the music matches the era ("Take My Breath Away" is played for the '87 con).

Turns out Benedict keeps all the money in the Bellagio's vault, so while they are still robbing three casinos, they only need to do it one place. At least that's a little more realistic..as much as this movie can be realistic! They plan to hit the casino on the same night a big boxing match is being held in Vegas because they know that will bring in a lot of gamblers with all the tourists coming to see the fight (not to mention all the celebrities) and all casinos are supposed to always have a set amount of money on hand so they will have enough. They estimate there will be 160 million dollars in the vault that night and will divide the money eleven ways. The fight will be held in two weeks so that's how much time they have to prepare. In order to do that, Linus goes to the casino everyday where he observes every move Benedict makes and where he is at all times. Lucky for him (and everyone else), this guy has a very set schedule and does the same thing everyday, at the precise minute right down to going to the bathroom. Seems quite convenient for our con artists! This is also when we're introduced to Tess, who works as the curator at a museum at one of the hotels, and Rusty finds out the real reason why Danny is so set on stealing from three casinos that belong to Benedict.

They build a replica of the vault so they can practice with Yen in the money-cart. This is the most dangerous part of the job because he will only have thirty minutes before he runs out of air so they need to make sure he gets where he needs to be in time so he won't suffocate. They also use this replica to make sure he can jump from the cart to another location without signaling the laser lights. While they do get blue prints to the vault, I find it hard to believe they would know the exact replica of it. And exactly how much did it cost to build this replica? If they had an inside man, this would make more sense. They do mention that Frank provided some information, but I doubt a blackjack dealer who just started working there would know all this information! Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this as this is a movie you're just supposed to watch and enjoy.

I do love the scene where the eleven of them are meeting in Vegas for the first time at Reuben's house going over the plan. Yen, who knows very, very little English, asks something in Chinese and Rusty answers him (in English, but still impressive that he knew what Yen was asking) with a very detailed answer. The look on Basher's face as Rusty is answering him is highly amusing.

Saul has a very good question. He wants to know if they get though the security doors and down an elevator they can't move and pass security guards with guns and though a vault that's pretty much impossible to open and not be seen by the cameras, that they're just supposed to walk out of there with all that money. Danny simply answers, "Yes" and Saul seems satisfied with that. Now, of course they don't want to give anything away with how they do plan to do this. As a viewer, I'm screaming at my screen because I want to know, but presumably Danny and Rusty tell everyone their idea off camera.

Danny has been red-flagged by Benedict himself because he has come to see Tess so Benedict knows he's in town and doesn't want him in his hotel. All security will be watching him when he sets foot in the casino. Of course, this is all part of Danny's grand scheme because he thought of everything. They play it off like it's a problem, but Danny knows what he's doing. This is when everyone else (who knows Danny used to be married to Tess) find out about Tess's involvement and there's a funny line where Saul says, "Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!"

There's an elevator that requires a six digit passcode every so many hours and this is where Linus will come in and will swipe the codes from Benedict being the stealthy pickpocket he is. They will need to turn the laser lights in the elevator shaft off in order to go through it. Basher suggests a device called a pinch (which they steal from The California Institute of Advanced Science) which can shut off all the power in Las Vegas for thirty seconds. While this is going on, Danny and Linus are doing a Mission: Impossible type move where they have to rappel down the elevator shaft before the lights turn back on. When the electricity comes back on thirty seconds later you see that everyone at the fight has become rowdy, so Terry and Tess leave. The patrons at the casino have also gone crazy and it turns into a free for all. Nobody seems to question that the electricity has gone out and there's not even a storm to justify it.

This is the type of movie where you know nothing bad is going to happen and that our protagonist are going to get away with this ridiculous task of stealing $160 millions from a highly guarded casino. You don't know how they're going to do it, but you know it's going to happen. There may be a few hiccups along the way (and we see plenty of them!), but you know they're going to get out of any jams they may find themselves in. You're really not sure what's going to happen until it folds out on screen, so it's fun to see the twists and turns they take. I had forgotten about how they planned to walk out with all the money, but I have to wonder, where did they get SWAT uniforms and trucks? Did Reuben provide those too? Did they share a cut with someone who provided those for them?

There is an amusing running joke throughout the film, where in each new scene he's in, Rusty is usually eating some type of food. I remember seeing nachos, a fruit cup, shrimp cocktail (very Vegas-y), ice cream, and a burger. And those are just the ones I remember off the top of my head.

Something I've never noticed before was during the credits (probably because I never watched the end credits), after they credit everyone, it ends with, "And introducing Julia Roberts as Tess". Obviously this was a joke/Easter egg because she was already a huge star by then and had already been in many, many famous movies and had won her Oscar the previous year. It just made me do a double take when I saw that!

I've seen this movie a handful of times, but I've only seen Ocean's Twelve and Ocean's Thirteen once. I don't remember anything about either of them except that I didn't enjoy watching them and thought they were a bit boring, or at least not as fun a the first one. There is one part I remember about the second movie and that's when Tess pretends to be Julia Roberts as she bares a striking resemblance to her...because she IS Julia Roberts, haha. I don't remember why she had to pretend to be the famous actress, but it was an amusing scene, although you have to wonder...if Julia Roberts exists in the same world as these characters, then why not George Clooney or Brad Pitt or Matt Damon? How come nobody mistakes Danny, Rusty, or Linus for those famous actors? I also saw the spin-off,Ocean's Eight, where Sandra Bullocks play Danny's sister and she recruits her own team of thieves to rob jewelry at the Met Gala. While not as good as the original (and while I know the 2001 is a remake of a 1960 movie of the same name with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr, I consider the 2001 film the original because nobody ever talks about the 1960 movie or probably even knows it exists because the 2001 film is much more well known; heck, I didn't even know this was a remake until several years later!), I did enjoy it more than the sequels. My only gripe (and spoilers for Ocean's Eight about to come) is that they make this big deal how all these women were able to pull off his huge con, but psyche! Yen from the other movies was there all along (recruited by Sandra Bullock unbeknownst to the viewing audience) and helped them with a major part of the scheme. I was like, seriously? I know they wanted to have a fun cameo from the other Ocean movies, but I groaned out loud when I saw that. 

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

The Weight of the World

Gravity
Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Cast: Sandra Bullock, George Clooney
Released: October 4, 2013
Viewed in theaters: October 12, 2013


It's too bad the Academy were falling all over themselves to give Sandra Bullock the Best Actress Oscar a few years back for a role that wasn't very memorable in a mediocre movie. If only they had waited, they could have given her the Best Actress Oscar for Gravity, an Oscar win that would be much more deserved and revered. But she could always pull a Hilary Swank or Christoph Waltz and win a second Oscar just a few years after winning her first.

I will be the first one to tell you that I'm not a fan of 3-D and will only see it if it's highly recommended (Avatar) or I have to (Titanic re-release (damn you, James Cameron!)). I have to say, though, that this was probably the best use of 3-D I've ever seen and I kinda forgot I was even wearing the glasses after awhile. Usually they're bugging me and I'm taking them off because I'm one of those weird people who have to take off the glasses to see what the movie looks like if you're not wearing them.

The very first shot is the looming Earth and you see a very small speck moving slowly and gradually getting bigger as it gets closer. You quickly notice there's an even smaller speck behind the already small speck and the closer it gets, you realize it's a space craft with astronaut Matt Kowalski (George Clooney) attached to it with a long cord in his space suit. With the 3-D effect, he seems to come out of the screen and hover over the audience. It's really cool how the 3-D is used.

Kowalski and Dr. Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) are in space to...do something important. To be honest, I have no idea. Even though I find the solar system fascinating, I am not a NASA nut. Whatever it was, they needed Stone's expertise as she was the one who was using tools to put something together. Keep in mind while Kowalski was a veteran astronaut, this was Stone's first time in space. They are there with another man who doesn't have much screen time. Make that as you will.

They hear a warning from the mission control headquarters (voiced by Ed Harris, do you think it is a coincidence that he was also in The Right Stuff and Apollo 13?)  that a Russian missile strike has caused a chain reaction that has caused space debris. Do I have any idea if this is even plausible? No, of course not!  They are told to abort their mission but don't have enough time to avoid the debris. There's a lot of it (and some pieces are quite huge) and it's coming up fast on them.

Stone's cord becomes detached and she just goes tumbling head over heels for what seems like an eternity. She was already feeling nauseous to begin with so just watching her tumble like that, you know she's gotta be feeling like she's on one of those amusement park rides that spin you around, but just multiply that by ten! I wonder what happens if astronauts have to throw up...luckily that didn't happen! This movie really makes you appreciate just how big space is and how much....space there is (in space!). One is just an infinitesimal speck in space. Her oxygen is getting low and the more she is moving away from the base, the more it seems impossible she can be retrieved. It has to be a scary feeling when you can't control your movements and there's nothing you can do about it. This happens very early in the movie and I was thinking that she was going to get too far away, lose her oxygen and die and that this would be the shortest movie ever. Miraculously, Kowalski gets in contact with her and asks her to flash her light and tethers her to him.

As they make their way back, Kowalski keeps Stone talking to calm her down and we learn that she had a young daughter who died in a playground accident. This will come up later in the film as Stone is struggling with trying to survive and making it back to Earth or accepting death and being able to join her daughter soon.

This is a very tense movie and it moves quickly. One thing after another happens. Just when you think there's a chance for them to get back home, something happens, they fix that problem, but then another problem arises until you think there's no way they will ever make their way home. Now, what are you waiting for? Go see this movie if you haven't yet! And if you haven't seen it, stop reading this right now!

SPOILERS....DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

Okay, so George Clooney is not in this movie very long and this movie belongs all to Sandra Bullock. When she is in the Chinese (or was it the Russian?) shuttle, ready to give up because she's out of fuel and she's ready to accept her fate and just die and we see Kowalski come into the chamber and tell her another option she has, for just a moment, I was really happy that he was back and that she didn't have to go through this alone and would have some moral support to get home, but then I realized, duh, it was obviously just a dream or a hallucination. Several hours had passed and there's no way Kowalski would still be alive (ugh, I just realized that his dead body would be up there floating in space...creepy...) and even if he was, there would be no way he could find his way to the shuttle Stone was in because space is huge! So, yeah, for just a few seconds, they got me.

Also, Dr. Stone was very lucky when she landed that she ended up in water (which would have been the higher probability because isn't the ratio of water to land 70/30? (IDK!)), but she ends up in a lake that is very close to land. I was worried that she was going to have to swim a long ways and would get too tired and drown, but no, just a couple strokes and she's to the shore!

Oh, and when the third astronaut (who doesn't last very long) is shown, obviously dead with his helmet cracked, I gave an audible "Ugh!" That was not a pretty sight! If I want to see some creepy, freaky outer space movie, I can always watch Event Horizon! 

Friday, February 24, 2012

Weekly Movie #7

The Descendants
Director: Alexander Payne
Cast: George Clooney, Shailene Woodley, Matthew Lillard, Judy Greer
Released: December 9, 2011
Viewed in theaters: February 16, 2012

Oscar nominations:
Best Picture (lost to The Artist)
Best Director - Alexander Payne (lost to Michel Hazanavicus for The Artist)
Best Actor - George Clooney (lost to Jean Dujardin for The Artist)
Best Adapted Screenplay - Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, and Jim Rash (won)
Best Editing (lost to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)


Living in Omaha I know I should be a huge fan of Alexander Payne and while it's cool that some of his movies have been set in my - and his - hometown (like Election and About Schmidt), I'm not a really big fan of his movies. They're by no means awful, just not my particular cup of tea. However, I have to say I really liked The Descendants and can say with absolute certainty that it is my favorite Alexander Payne movie.

Instead of taking place in Nebraska, like most Payne movies, this place take in Hawaii and while they do show the beautiful (and required) shots of gorgeous sunsets and photographic beaches, they also show the everyday life of Hawaii and what probably most residents of the 50th (or is Alaska the 50th?...hmmm.....) state are accustomed to. Hawaiians: they're just like us! (Except they have palm trees and nicer weather!)

George Clooney plays Matt King, a father of two girls who describes himself as the "back up parent". His wife is the one who takes care of their daughters while he is busy with work. His family owns quite a big percentage of land and he has to decide if he's going to keep or sell it. When his wife is in a bad boating accident and is told she most likely won't wake up from her coma, he has to learn how to be a parent again to 17 year old Alexandra (Shailene Woodley - she played Felicity in one of those American Girl TV movies! I had the Felicity doll!) and her little sister, Scottie (some annoying actress). Alexandra has been living in a boarding school because she's had problems with drugs and little Scottie is just annoying and a brat.

Matt never had a good relationship with his wife to begin with, so it's not a total surprise to the audience when we find out - along with him - that his wife had been having an affair with some guy Alex saw her mom with. Haha, when I first saw the guy I was thinking how much he looked like Matthew Lillard and it turned out it was him, duh. No offense to Lillard, but if you were married to George Clooney, why would you be having an affair with Matthew Lillard. That just does not make any sense! Well, at any rate, Matt finds out who the guy is and where to find him and confronts him about how he knows but is discreet about it because the other guy is married with two young boys.

I think this movie's strongest contenders for winning an Oscar are Best Adapted Screenplay and possibly Best Actor. So far Jean Dujardin has been winning most of the awards, but I wouldn't be totally surprised if Clooney came away with a win. His performance in this is much better than when he won in 2005 for Best Supporting Actor for Syriana.  His Oscar would feel deserved and it wouldn't feel like they were giving it to him because he's George Clooney (which is what I felt when he won back then).

Stay tuned for my upcoming posts where I'll rank the nine Best Picture nominees and post my predictions for the Oscars!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Flying High

*minor spoilers*

Up in the Air
Director: Jason Reitman
Cast: George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick
Released: 12/23/09
Viewed in theaters: 1/12/10

Oscar nominations:
Best Picture (lost to The Hurt Locker)
Best Director - Jason Reitman (lost to Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker)
Best Actor - George Clooney (lost to Jeff Bridges for Crazy Heart)
Best Supporting Actress - Vera Farmiga (lost to Mo'Nique for Precious)
Best Supporting Actress - Anna Kendrick (see above)
Best Adapted Screenplay - Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner (lost to Geoffrey Fletcher for Precious)



Up in the Air follows Ryan Bingham (Clooney), a businessman who travels around the country terminating employees from their companies and giving speeches at conferences. He lives out of a suitcase and has all the tricks and the trades of air traveling down to a science. He lives an isolated existence, but it's the only way he knows how to live and enjoys his lifestyle. However, his career is turned upside down when his boss hires a fresh ivy league college grad, Natalie (played by Kendrick who was also in the Twilight movies, but I don't remember her since she plays a human, so therefore, she's non-important in those movies), who devises a plan to fire people over the Internet, and therefore, no more air travel is necessary.

This scares Bingham and he is not convinced this new plan will work and that Natalie needs "real" experience with terminating people. His boss agrees and sends her with him on one of his firing excursions.

The movie uses real people who were fired from their jobs; if I remember correctly, Reitman placed an ad in a few national papers saying he needed people who had been recently laid off for a documentary. I thought that was a nice touch and added realness to the film. It was actually quite heartbreaking seeing those people get fired. I've never been terminated from a company I've been at for years, but I do know what it's like to be without a job and it sucks! I've been down that road, people! And if I were ever in that situation and had a Natalie telling me the news, I'd probably lean across the table and slap her!

There was one woman they fired who calmly stated that she had plans for the future; she was going to jump off the bridge near her house. This is when Natalie starts to see the personal side of the terminations and stops treating the people like electronic objects she's just turning off. She asks Bingham if they should be concerned about her and he replies that's a common threat they get all the time, which I'm sure is true, but I had a feeling we would be hearing about her again. She was way too calm when she said it; like she knew exactly what she had to do. If she had said the same thing, but had been hysterical, it would have just been for attention.

Bingham starts an affair with Alex (Farmiga), a woman he meets, who also travels a lot for a living. Even though their relationship is casual at first, he starts to develop feelings for her and invites her to his sister's wedding. Halfway through the movie I figured out what he discovered about her in Chicago. I mean, it wasn't that hard.

The movie was shot in several different cities, including, wait for it...Omaha, which is where yours truly resides! It was kinda exciting seeing some of the familiar (well, to me) landmarks. I had to laugh though when they got a shot of Omaha Steaks behind Clooney. Can you believe I've never had an Omaha steak before? Well, maybe I've had; I don't know, but that gave me a little chuckle. The Omaha scenes were actually longer than I was expecting, so that was pretty exciting. I will tell you, it was a pretty exciting day in Omaha when Clooney was here. We don't get much excitement in Omaha. Now I can say I've been to an airport that was featured in an Oscar-nominated (hell, maybe even winning) movie. (We all know it's going to be nominated for an Oscar!)

I liked Up in the Air, but I left the theater feeling quite depressed.